Miles Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 Old Jezza having managed to get the turkeys to vote for Christmas say's that he won't lead Labour (not that he ever did) in the next election. Being a IRA terrorist loving cunt .. why not make him president of a united Ireland? Any other ideas for his next job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 Property manager at the Jewish trust? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 A human piñata. He can be strung up and beaten to fucking death for absolutely destroying the party that he supposedly loves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: A human piñata. He can be strung up and beaten to fucking death for absolutely destroying the party that he supposedly loves. A subtle irony of the result is that I suspect that whatever Brexit deal is done (and there will need to be a deal) will look remarkably like the kind of deal that Theresa May tried to push through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Old Jezza having managed to get the turkeys to vote for Christmas say's that he won't lead Labour (not that he ever did) in the next election. Being a IRA terrorist loving cunt .. why not make him president of a united Ireland? Any other ideas for his next job? Going back to pushing up the daisies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 Doorstop? Andy Warholesque arty conversation piece? Guard at the downtown Basra concentration camp? Or just carry on being Jon Lansman and Owen Jones' rent boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 He could be a mobile scarecrow on various farms in Carrotcruncher land. Of course that would put a few people on here out of work but not my problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Eddie said: Property manager at the Jewish trust? jewish?...…..trust? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Decimus said: A human piñata. He can be strung up and beaten to fucking death for absolutely destroying the party that he supposedly loves. He's certainly had his head in the sand since the last election. I'm bitterly disappointed in his inability (or sheer pig-headedness?) to accept he's unelectable. I don't want either of those mutant Millibands coming back either 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 You could see his problem when he went to Glastonbury, and all the middle-class, champagne-socialist cunts started chanting his name, it went straight to his turnip head and he actually believed he had a future in politics. The poor, deluded, fool. Looks like a Worthy Farm scarecrow is the only option! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: jewish?...…..trust? Leave your luggage on the platform. It will follow you on the next train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: I don't want either of those mutant Millibands coming back either Agreed, the last thing we need is another crypto Disraeli type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: He could be a mobile scarecrow on various farms in Carrotcruncher land. Of course that would put a few people on here out of work but not my problem. Have you seen the political map of "Carrotcruncher land"? Apart from a tiny dot of red in the south part of Norwich, Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex are a complete sea of blue. The crazed communist cunt would be more at home in your neck of the woods, Londonistan seems to be the only area of the country stupid enough to keep voting for Labour in droves. Even the fucking northerners have had enough of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 Diane Abbott's pimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Diane Abbott's pimp Or bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Or bitch. Or personal dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Leave your luggage on the platform. It will follow you on the next train. Could give the fucking trampy looking cunt one of those measuring wheels on a stick that you push around and make him measure how much fibre optic cable needs to be ordered to install the ‘free’ broadband the labour/communist party will promise in their next manifesto. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 I'd like to shit on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 13, 2019 Report Share Posted December 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I'd like to shit on his face. Is that a real job though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Is that a real job though? It would be a real jobbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Joker said: You could see his problem when he went to Glastonbury, and all the middle-class, champagne-socialist cunts started chanting his name, it went straight to his turnip head and he actually believed he had a future in politics. The poor, deluded, fool. Looks like a Worthy Farm scarecrow is the only option! I fucking hate middle class champaign socialists. There's loads of them round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Have you seen the political map of "Carrotcruncher land"? Apart from a tiny dot of red in the south part of Norwich, Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex are a complete sea of blue. The crazed communist cunt would be more at home in your neck of the woods, Londonistan seems to be the only area of the country stupid enough to keep voting for Labour in droves. Even the fucking northerners have had enough of them. So I come in from the pub with my carry out, and my sausage rolls from the BP garage, and I have to read this primary school political topography lesson from Jethro Sheepshagger, Emeritus Professor of the Bleedin’ Obvious. We don’t have any fields in Londonistan any more Professor. They’ve all been concreted over to provide housing for cheap foreign labour and for foreign billionaires to park their dirty money. I believe old Jezza has an allotment in Islington somewhere........another communist plot (geddit?) 😁 Yes , you are correct, Londonistan is a different country. I was shocked to find that I was one of 571 people who voted for Sir Nigel in a constituency won by a dirty Blairite remoaner slag. ( majority 27000) Who the fuck are the other 570 cunts, that’s what I want to know? There ain’t many of us left Prof. But don’t think you are invulnerable out there in Carrotcruncher land. Complacency is the killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out, and my sausage rolls from the BP garage, and I have to read this primary school political topography lesson from Jethro Sheepshagger, Emeritus Professor of the Bleedin’ Obvious. We don’t have any fields in Londonistan any more Professor. They’ve all been concreted over to provide housing for cheap foreign labour and for foreign billionaires to park their dirty money. I believe old Jezza has an allotment in Islington somewhere........another communist plot (geddit?) 😁 Yes , you are correct, Londonistan is a different country. I was shocked to find that I was one of 571 people who voted for Sir Nigel in a constituency won by a dirty Blairite remoaner slag. ( majority 27000) Who the fuck are the other 570 cunts, that’s what I want to know? There ain’t many of us left Prof. But don’t think you are invulnerable out there in Carrotcruncher land. Complacency is the killer. A lot of Muslims voted UKIP, believing it to stand for; 'Underage Kids In Porn'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out, and my sausage rolls from the BP garage, and I have to read this primary school political topography lesson from Jethro Sheepshagger, Emeritus Professor of the Bleedin’ Obvious. We don’t have any fields in Londonistan any more Professor. They’ve all been concreted over to provide housing for cheap foreign labour and for foreign billionaires to park their dirty money. I believe old Jezza has an allotment in Islington somewhere........another communist plot (geddit?) 😁 Yes , you are correct, Londonistan is a different country. I was shocked to find that I was one of 571 people who voted for Sir Nigel in a constituency won by a dirty Blairite remoaner slag. ( majority 27000) Who the fuck are the other 570 cunts, that’s what I want to know? There ain’t many of us left Prof. But don’t think you are invulnerable out there in Carrotcruncher land. Complacency is the killer. Give it a fucking a rest judy. "So I come in from the pub....." it was funny the first couple of times but now it's as tedious as Boris's "Get Brexit done" bullshit. You're turning into that twiglet legged bald headed cunt Frank. Either come up with something original or fuck off. You're welcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 14, 2019 Report Share Posted December 14, 2019 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Give it a fucking a rest judy. "So I come in from the pub....." it was funny the first couple of times but now it's as tedious as Boris's "Get Brexit done" bullshit. You're turning into that twiglet legged bald headed cunt Frank. Either come up with something original or fuck off. You're welcome Oh dear. A plea for originality from the Executive Head of Comedy of Pikey Christmas Crackers Limited. I love it when dimmos tell me to fuck off. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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