Miles Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see one of the sprogs is called Laysie. Its life is mapped out already. I hope that sometime in the future she marries Mr Days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 43 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Diarrhoea. Might be a problem for fat cunts with a hyper slow metabolism, such as yours. Doesn't seem to be a problem for your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, Glowworm said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html Actually, naming the kids smacks of being fucking lazy. Their names all end with the sound 'ee'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun I actually half like the jocks but one sight of that big yellow cunt in the sky is likely to finish them all off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that Archie Andrews in your avatar? A fucking ventriloquist act that began on radio. People must've been thick back then. can't remember where I got him from Authoritah. He's a cunt of some sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: You should do Christmas cards, Ratty. I used to do a crude photocopied one about 30 odd years ago Killer. It featured a seal being beaten to death, with the exhortation: "If you can't beat 'em, bash 'em." Used to send it to cunts I didn't like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 10, 2019 Report Share Posted December 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ....and those four points alone make for a great 'Arts and Culture' policy too - how do I join? you're a cunt Jiggly, so you're in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 10 hours ago, Glowworm said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7776481/Mum-law-slams-GoFundMe-benefits-dad-Ryan-Rodgers-getting-daughter-pregnant-7-times-7-years.html Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. Excellent. How are you with calculations involving nurses?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 18 hours ago, Frank said: Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. Let’s hope MC’s lengthy ban will be a lesson learned. Make me laugh or fuck off. I'm sending you a full length mirror in the post. When it arrives, look at it. You're welcome. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 23 hours ago, Frank said: Consider yourself lucky I haven’t yet got my teeth stuck into you, bully boy. If I find you in my part of France, you won't have any teeth to stick into the cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Actually the maths doesn't work. She has seven children, two sets of twins, equals five confinements. The eldest isn't his, so five minus one equals four, so my small brain says he got her pregnant four times. Thankyou Diane Abbott. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thankyou Diane Abbott. Don't be fucking stupid. If the saintly Abbopotamus had been asked to calculate '5 minus 1', she would quite rightly arrive at the number eleventy six. And anyone who insists that the answer is four, is a misogynistic racist hate criminal. (But only if it's a white man that isn't gay) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't be fucking stupid. If the saintly Abbopotamus had been asked to calculate '5 minus 1', she would quite rightly arrive at the number eleventy six. And anyone who insists that the answer is four, is a misogynistic racist hate criminal. (But only if it's a white man that isn't gay) It's not. Its twelvty nine. Anyway, I'm not voting labour because I dont want 15 million police on our streets. My lead business will suffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's not. Its twelvty nine. Anyway, I'm not voting labour because I dont want 15 million police on our streets. My lead business will suffer. You get paid to walk dogs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You get paid to walk dogs? I see what you did there. I'd give you a like but you've got too many. So I'll give one each to Pen and Frank. I'm all for helping the aged and the disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm sending you a full length mirror in the post. When it arrives, look at it. You're welcome. Fuck off. So the mirror will only be 4ft tall? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see what you did there. I'd give you a like but you've got too many. So I'll give one each to Pen and Frank. I'm all for helping the aged and the disabled. You can be a right cunt at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You can be a right cunt at times. Ooh, you smooth talking bastard. Alright, have a like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So the mirror will only be 4ft tall? With any luck drew with hand deliver said mirror, smash it over @Franks baldy walnut head and stab the stupid fucking cunt to death with the shards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck drew with hand deliver said mirror, smash it over @Franks baldy walnut head and stab the stupid fucking cunt to death with the shards Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. Oh and not a hit with the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. Oh and not a hit with the ladies. he also won't influence world events for the next century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. Oh and not a hit with the ladies. But he is our greatest love machine- when it comes to bumming rent boys, the fucking poof lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank is like Rasputing. Not as tall. Or with lots of hair. Or beard. But a hard cunt to kill. Oh and not a hit with the ladies. You could have saved yourself a lot of typing there Gypps if you’d just said “Franks a cunt.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You could have saved yourself a lot of typing there Gypps if you’d just said “Franks a cunt.” We all are, frank is a 'lesser cunt' though. I see him as the Peter Ebdon to my Ronnie O'Sullivan. Had his day years ago, and now just a boring cunt that nobody wants to play with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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