camberwell gypsy Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Except Dwayne Johnson who can justify his BMI because he's muscular. Cartman is big boned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: One of the very few exceptions Eric, maybe a pie chart would make more sense where Salty's concerned. BTW, I was doing pissed as a cunt karaoke yesterday afternoon with a self proclaimed uber racist whose first name is Beckham and I don't feel very well today. Beckham indeed. Is it really you Trumpty? Seems like yonks since we've seen you on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Is it really you Trumpty? Seems like yonks since we've seen you on here It has indeed been yonks Ratty, I'm just a dirty lurker these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: It has indeed been yonks Ratty, I'm just a dirty lurker these days. there was always something of the night about you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The same National Institutes of Health that is based in Bethesda Maryland? Just because your lads do it differently doesn't mean the entire World Health Organisation is doing it wrong... Also did you basically just say "We're not fat, we're big boned" on behalf of your entire country...? While I'm certain that our skeletal structure is more substantial and thus, heavier than yours, this is primarily about muscle mass. Ergo, we yanks are not only brainy.... ...we're also... 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: While I'm certain that our skeletal structure is more substantial and thus, heavier than yours, this is primarily about muscle mass. Ergo, we yanks are not only brainy.... ...we're also... 😎 Meme wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: He'll certainly be missed more than you were during your recent fortnight away, he's already being name dropped left right and centre. I don't think you were mentioned once. Who is being name dropped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: While I'm certain that our skeletal structure is more substantial and thus, heavier than yours, this is primarily about muscle mass. Ergo, we yanks are not only brainy.... ...we're also... 😎 You've just doxxed yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 25 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: It has indeed been yonks Ratty, I'm just a dirty lurker these days. You're becoming something of a cult round here lugsie. Cult or cunt, can't decide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 11 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Meme wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What your cute little chart fails to explain.... Body mass index: A key index for relating weight to height. Abbreviated BMI. BMI is a person's weight in kilograms (kg) divided by his or her height in meters squared. The National Institutes of Health (NIH) now defines normal weight, overweight, and obesity according to BMI rather than the traditional height/weight charts. Overweight is a BMI of 27.3 or more for women and 27.8 or more for men. Obesity is a BMI of 30 or more for either sex (about 30 pounds overweight). A very muscular person might have a high BMI without health risks. https://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=16125 So.... the average American male is just bigger, more muscular and more well developed physically than the average British male. And if that chart and your claim about it's data are correct, so are the men in 40 other countries. How's it feel to inferior to us in yet another category, Nancy? 🤣 I haven’t seen very many of those muscular tall men you talk about. But I do recall a sea of tuskers in all the states I had visited. Short and fat or tall and fat - just plenty of obese fuckers waddling about everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: He has lost his little friend for 2 weeks, asked Stubby to suck his tiny maggot instead, and being a wet soppy veggy cunt, Stubby declined. Just a thought. I fucking hate you withers and by default every French man, woman and child. If only Adolfs boys had done a Poland on you smelly cunts and gased the fucking lot of you. I'm sure the brave men folk would have gone willingly, consoling their wives that they couldn't give Fritz one last blow job lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 minute ago, White Cunt said: I haven’t seen very many of those muscular tall men you talk about. But I do recall a sea of tuskers in all the states I visited. Short and fat or tall and fat - just plenty of obese fuckers waddling about everywhere. Not surprising since the reason you were over here to begin with, was that your family sent you to one of our weight loss centers, aka "fat camps". Of course you saw nothing but your fellow fatties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I haven’t seen very many of those muscular tall men you talk about. But I do recall a sea of tuskers in all the states I had visited. Short and fat or tall and fat - just plenty of obese fuckers waddling about everywhere. It's all part if their grand plan WC: when they've nicked the oil from every other cunt they can render down the tuskers to fuel their SUVs I personally home an Ebola epidemic wipes the shitty country off the map and others can make a shed load of films about it with zero facts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I fucking hate you withers and by default every French man, woman and child. If only Adolfs boys had done a Poland on you smelly cunts and gased the fucking lot of you. I'm sure the brave men folk would have gone willingly, consoling their wives that they couldn't give Fritz one last blow job lol fuck off I don't like you stubby .. I want you to know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's all part if their grand plan WC: when they've nicked the oil from every other cunt they can render down the tuskers to fuel their SUVs I personally home an Ebola epidemic wipes the shitty country off the map and others can make a shed load of films about it with zero facts Pigs in blankets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Not surprising since the reason you were over here to begin with, was that your family sent you to one of our weight loss centers, aka "fat camps". Of course you saw nothing but your fellow fatties. My family wouldn’t touch Murica with a copper stick, you understand. One doesn’t mingle with below the stairs foreign degenerates, God forbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Pigs in blankets? Hogs wrapped in butter, bacon, grease and cheese. The average light snack for a yank I can't help but chuckle when yet another massacre happens over their and the rozzers they send are the wrong side to 20 stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I can't help but chuckle when yet another massacre happens over their and the rozzers they send are the wrong side to 20 stone. Flying Squad. Not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Flying Squad. Not. Frying Squad. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hogs wrapped in butter, bacon, grease and cheese. The average light snack for a yank I can't help but chuckle when yet another massacre happens over their and the rozzers they send are the wrong side to 20 stone. Over their? I hope your published works were proof-read stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Frying Squad. I'll set them up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Over their? I hope your published works were proof-read stubbs. His published works have been "proof read" .. they're proof that he is a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: His published works have been "proof read" .. they're proof that he is a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 9, 2019 Report Share Posted December 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You've just doxxed yourself. If that's supposed to be me and I'm supposed to consider it an insult, or whatever you want to call what we hurl back and forth around here, I'm not seeing it. Are you saying I'm an Einstein Adonis? Thanks! I'll take it! 👍🏻 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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