Major Cunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It's better than that, not just Christmas, but all future ones too. He's been permanently fucked off, as has Salty. Now that's a Christmas present. On the other hand though, I was looking forward to kicking his head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: You're in absolutely no position to be calling other punters thick Jewdy. Let's be honest here, you're l a fucking scaffolders labourer who's done an adult education course in English. You might have noticed my pseudonym making a bit of a splash on 'isacunt'? The icing on the bun was the stupid cunts lapping it up. Absolute quality. Polite warning old bean; things on the corner have changed significantly since you last rocked up, some for better, some for worse. Frank been permanently banned as has the pointless salty. Several other have been given a rocket up the arse to sort their shite out. See Disappearing posts in the open corner and more importantly the Too Many Useless Non-Cunts thread and the Standards of Topics on this site, which I believe started it all off and lead to the eventual demise of Salty, the thick cunt. Basically we've all got to be nice to each other (for the time being) and save up the weapons grade cuntings and vendettas for the open corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Now that's a Christmas present. On the other hand though, I was looking forward to kicking his head in. Big man. Big talk. Tiny brain........and winkle to match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Fair enough, so he's in the cooler for Christmas? Shame. You ever seen the film Goodfellas? You know that bit where Joe Pesci's character thinks he's gonna be a 'made man'? Well, that's what happened to Frank. Salty was taken fishing out on the lake with Admin. Only admin came back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You ever seen the film Goodfellas? You know that bit where Joe Pesci's character thinks he's gonna be a 'made man'? Well, that's what happened to Frank. Salty was taken fishing out on the lake with Admin. Only admin came back. Now that would be a fitting end. Merry Christmas Gypers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 This cunt has just been found guilty of attempted murder and given a minimum sentence of 15 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 What I find surprising is that he was assigned one-to-one supervision but was allowed out in society for up to 4 hours on his own????? What would they have done if he was 4 hours and 10 minutes? Had a fucking enquiry and reprimanded him? You can achieve a hell of a lot in 4 hours, shoot up a school in Dunblane for example, or become a Raul Moat style martyr. Fucking load of old wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Anyone with the name 'Jonty' needs a napalm shower,I'm sure 'Big Leroy' on C wing will be up to his nuts in Jontys guts in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What I find surprising is that he was assigned one-to-one supervision but was allowed out in society for up to 4 hours on his own????? What would they have done if he was 4 hours and 10 minutes? Had a fucking enquiry and reprimanded him? You can achieve a hell of a lot in 4 hours, shoot up a school in Dunblane for example, or become a Raul Moat style martyr. Fucking load of old wank. I've seen instances of one to supervision. A 6'4" built like a shithouse black guy, who had a mental age of a 3 year old, shoving 2 toddlers over and laughing like a fucking spacker in a local park. His 'carer' was 50 yards behind bunnying, in some African language, on his phone. The cunt eventually ushered him away, still fucking yakking on the phone. This is not the only time I've witnessed this sort of shit either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've seen instances of one to supervision. A 6'4" built like a shithouse black guy, who had a mental age of a 3 year old, shoving 2 toddlers over and laughing like a fucking spacker in a local park. His 'carer' was 50 yards behind bunnying, in some African language, on his phone. The cunt eventually ushered him away, still fucking yakking on the phone. This is not the only time I've witnessed this sort of shit either. People who are 6'4" and built like brick shithouses still have snapable necks, just saying. Although I would rather see the cunt pissing his pants like a 3 year old after I stamped one of the cunts knee joints backwards, simple, you don't even get your hands dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: People who are 6'4" and built like brick shithouses still have snapable necks, just saying. Although I would rather see the cunt pissing his pants like a 3 year old after I stamped one of the cunts knee joints backwards, simple, you don't even get your hands dirty. You still working for Mencap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Neil said: Anyone with the name 'Jonty' needs a napalm shower,I'm sure 'Big Leroy' on C wing will be up to his nuts in Jontys guts in no time. Jonty Rhodes. If you want to speak like a sud african, just say that name in the accent. Another way of honing your south african accent is saying "Rhino whips". As in "3 or more blecks is an illegal gathering. If you do not disperse my officers will beat you with their rhino whips". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You still working for Mencap? Not since the behind closed doors enquiry. I'm in the running for a job at UNICEF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mudbath Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 He does look like a heavy spunker to be fair, maybe that's just how he fires his custard cannon chucking kids of balconys, at least he never shagged the little French cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mudbath said: He does look like a heavy spunker to be fair, maybe that's just how he fires his custard cannon chucking kids of balconys, at least he never shagged the little French cunt. Hello Mudbath. Did you have any further education beyond the age of 16 or attend University? If you did I would be very surprised... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Mudbath said: He does look like a heavy spunker to be fair, maybe that's just how he fires his custard cannon chucking kids of balconys, at least he never shagged the little French cunt. Get an avatar, you lazy cunt. I have a photo of a pile of goose shit that you're welcome to use. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Get an avatar, you lazy cunt. I have a photo of a pile of goose shit that you're welcome to use. lol Another escapee from Rampton high security mental institution is in situ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 15 hours ago, Mudbath said: Reported for family abuse. Your days are numbered cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for family abuse. Your days are numbered cretin. Is your mooother a scullery maid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for family abuse. Your days are numbered cretin. You upper class bastard. I was going to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: Is your mooother a scullery maid? No she ran an equestrian centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Mudbath said: The old dear would only laugh at you, she's been dead 7 years. Edited June 26, 2020 by cuntspotter Family abuse 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Hopefully, once Roops has finished proof reading Wikipedia, she’ll turn her attention to the latest batch of mindless cretins currently polluting CC. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mudbath said: If this is supposed to be reverse psychology you're pretty fucking shit at it. Sinister little weirdo. Edited June 26, 2020 by cuntspotter Inappropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If this is supposed to be reverse psychology you're pretty fucking shit at it. Sinister little weirdo. Dog shit collector? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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