Guest judgetwi Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Foreskincheese said: Who beat arsenal then judge? Well any poof who has no interest in football could google that. 23 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Judgie lives nextdoor to the dildo factory. Oh look! One just turned up! Pair of wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Well any poof who has no interest in football could google that. Oh look! One just turned up! Pair of wankers. Olly is the only living man to have read the biography of that cunt who was in the 'Boro Frontline'. Football hooliganism is a far superior sport to football itself. Ergo: he is not a poof. Frank is a poof. He plays pétanque. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Olly is the only living man to have read the biography of that cunt who was in the 'Boro Frontline'. Football hooliganism is a far superior sport to football itself. Ergo: he is not a poof. Frank is a poof. He plays pétanque. Football hooligans deserve at least the same pay as footballers. In fact probably more, as it’s much more dangerous. Are their birds called HAGs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Football hooligans deserve at least the same pay as footballers. In fact probably more, as it’s much more dangerous. Are their birds called HAGs? I dunno about the others, but mine was called Laura at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I dunno about the others, but mine was called Laura at the time. She probably still is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 28 minutes ago, King Billy said: She probably still is. I never thought of that. The sneaky fucking bitch. If I'd known you 25 years ago Bill, I could have saved myself 25 years of stalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 15 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Thanks Eric. Boxing clever... Well you were, until your ego pipped up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Ollyboro said: It is a thing, JT. Over many, many years it has been proven that the local population will show disproportionate loyalty to the major employers in their area - even if they personally aren't employed by said employers. Thus folk living near the Chrysler factory would buy more Chryslers than the average, natives of Sheffield buy more cutlery and the residents of Kendal basically mainline mint cake etc etc. Judgie lives nextdoor to the dildo factory. Lives nextdoor? He's the big cheese in quality control, Olly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 18 hours ago, Frank said: You boring little cunt. Frank, I am not a spring chicken, and a fat cunt, however I am considering buying a pair of balenciaga speed shoes to wear with skinny jeans, queer eye for a straight guy and all that, thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Frank, I am not a spring chicken, and a fat cunt, however I am considering buying a pair of balenciaga speed shoes to wear with skinny jeans, queer eye for a straight guy and all that, thoughts? You’re grossly overweight and from what I can remember, your arse has completely disappeared. Stick with the oversized polo shirts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re grossly overweight and from what I can remember, your arse has completely disappeared. Stick with the oversized polo shirts. You got an absolute hiding last night, Frank. How the fuck are you, is the ego still bruised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You got an absolute hiding last night, Frank. How the fuck are you, is the ego still bruised? His ego is all he has left. The AIDs has devoured everything else. Fucking good job and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re grossly overweight and from what I can remember, your arse has completely disappeared. Stick with the oversized polo shirts. Everyone looks grossly overweight when stood next to an emaciated, bald , toothless gargoyle of a man, go fuck yourself, I am buying two pairs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: You’re grossly overweight and from what I can remember, your arse has completely disappeared. Stick with the oversized polo shirts. The only shirt I'd like to see on you is a concrete one, you greasy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 18 hours ago, Ollyboro said: It is a thing, JT. Over many, many years it has been proven that the local population will show disproportionate loyalty to the major employers in their area - even if they personally aren't employed by said employers. Thus folk living near the Chrysler factory would buy more Chryslers than the average, natives of Sheffield buy more cutlery and the residents of Kendal basically mainline mint cake etc etc. Judgie lives nextdoor to the dildo factory. out of respect I won't give this a like 'Boro, but it is fuckin funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 I’m a little uncomfortable with all this Frank business - even @Eddie has turned on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I’m a little uncomfortable with all this Frank business - even @Eddie has turned on him. With any luck the fat swarthy cunt will think franks a bread stick and fucking eat him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck the fat swarthy cunt will think franks a bread stick and fucking eat him It's true Stubbs I hate that saggy old Jeremy Corbyn looking cunt with every fibre of my being, although i despise you and your published scientific work more, keep your nose out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's true Stubbs I hate that saggy old Jeremy Corbyn looking cunt with every fibre of my being, although i despise you and your published scientific work more, keep your nose out Noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Noted Thank you Stubbs, I've always liked you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Thank you. We've come a long way Eddie since those early days of calling each other's wife slags and kids spackers. It brings a tear to my japs eye Never mind this shit though, some bearded chap has gone stab happy in Lun-don (again); how would you deal with this sort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: We've come a long way Eddie since those early days of calling each other's wife slags and kids spackers. It brings a tear to my japs eye Never mind this shit though, some bearded chap has gone stab happy in Lun-don (again); how would you deal with this sort? He does not represent Islam the religion of peace, he was a mentally disturbed individual who our mental health care policy failed. I would give all of his grieving relatives compensation and make them all members in the house of lords. Peace be upon you all 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: He does not represent Islam the religion of peace, he was a mentally disturbed individual who our failing mental health care policy failed. I would give all of his grieving relatives compensation and make them all members in the house of lords. Peace be upon you all And he was unharmed when they shot him. The cops should of realised he was wearing a toy vest from the Chad Valley "suicide bomber" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And he was unharmed when they shot him. The cops should of realised he was wearing a toy vest from the Chad Valley "suicide bomber" game. Said the Muslim council of Great Britain and some other beardy pyjama wearing community leader from east london.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m a little uncomfortable with all this Frank business - even @Eddie has turned on him. Thank you, Ape. I’m suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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