Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I defer to your vastly greater experience on this particular subject Judge Whinealot. Good afternoon Billy, are you looking forward to the coming weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Good afternoon Billy, are you looking forward to the coming weekend? I'm not looking forward to it Albert. I've got to go Christmas shopping. Wandering about trying to find things for people who don't really want them. Everybody should just keep all the money they would normally spend on everyone else, and just buy themselves something they actually want. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not looking forward to it Albert. I've got to go Christmas shopping. Wandering about trying to find things for people who don't really want them. Everybody should just keep all the money they would normally spend on everyone else, and just buy themselves something they actually want. What about just falling out with everyone over the next couple of months so you don't need to buy pressies .. just unfriend them on arsebook, that usually does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I defer to your vastly greater experience on this particular subject Judge Whinealot. Surely you mean Judge Weinstein given the strong Yiddish connotation along with being a fat cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 39 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Good afternoon Billy, are you looking forward to the coming weekend? Yes and no Albert. I have two sites where I sell Christmas Trees and I’ve been setting everything up and tomorrow is the first day. Should be a good year though cos there’s four weekends now till Christmas. Some years there’s only 3 between the 1st Dec and Christmas and weekends is when we sell most trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What about just falling out with everyone over the next couple of months so you don't need to buy pressies .. just unfriend them on arsebook, that usually does the trick. Good idea and especially for you as you need to have some friends to fall out with in the first place. You don’t need to do anything at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not looking forward to it Albert. I've got to go Christmas shopping. Wandering about trying to find things for people who don't really want them. Everybody should just keep all the money they would normally spend on everyone else, and just buy themselves something they actually want. As I've no family or friends, I don't have "Christmas Shopping" to do. I do as you suggest, I treat myself to something and it makes me feel good, as a giver and receiver I get double the pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not looking forward to it Albert. I've got to go Christmas shopping. Wandering about trying to find things for people who don't really want them. Everybody should just keep all the money they would normally spend on everyone else, and just buy themselves something they actually want. I know what you mean, Eric. I'll be doing most of my Christmas shopping online this year which often presents its own set of problems regarding trips to the sorting office, but it's the lesser of the two evils as I can avoid the cunt infested city centre. On another Christmas related note I've just been shafted by National Rail concerning tickets for my annual pilgrimage home. Far from being the season of good will these fucking shitcunts are charging £80 for a return. I'm not gonna be driving back due to the insane amount of wankers causing jams, and also being fond of the festive spirits/substances. Ho fucking ho, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yes and no Albert. I have two sites where I sell Christmas Trees and I’ve been setting everything up and tomorrow is the first day. Should be a good year though cos there’s four weekends now till Christmas. Some years there’s only 3 between the 1st Dec and Christmas and weekends is when we sell most trees. That's my ambition Billy. I'm saving up to buy a field and grow Christmas trees. £5/ft this year? Do you hire security guards or a few redundant paramilitaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Good idea and especially for you as you need to have some friends to fall out with in the first place. You don’t need to do anything at all. You need to get back to work Billy .. those dead Provos won't bury themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: I know what you mean, Eric. I'll be doing most of my Christmas shopping online this year which often presents its own set of problems regarding trips to the sorting office, but it's the lesser of the two evils as I can avoid the cunt infested city centre. On another Christmas related note I've just been shafted by National Rail concerning tickets for my annual pilgrimage home. Far from being the season of good will these fucking shitcunts are charging £80 for a return. I'm not gonna be driving back due to the insane amount of wankers causing jams, and also being fond of the festive spirits/substances. Ho fucking ho, indeed. £80 is a bargain IMHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: £80 is a bargain IMHO. Not really, Albert. Last year I booked at this time and paid £60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Not really, Albert. Last year I booked at this time and paid £60. Yes, but you have to pay for the directors' pay/benefits/second homes/foreign investors' dividends and much more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 37 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What about just falling out with everyone over the next couple of months so you don't need to buy pressies .. just unfriend them on arsebook, that usually does the trick. I don't have 'Arsebook'. It's for girls and poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: , as a giver and receiver I get double the pleasure. Careful Albert. People might get the wrong idea. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: As I've no family or friends, I don't have "Christmas Shopping" to do. I do as you suggest, I treat myself to something and it makes me feel good, as a giver and receiver I get double the pleasure. Get yourself a 'Leatherman' or a Swiss Army knife. I like shit like that. Anyway, you have Billy and me as friends. I'll have a nice bottle of scotch and Billy likes high quality pornogaphy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Not really, Albert. Last year I booked at this time and paid £60. On the bright side though, Judge will be waiting at Paddington to give you a lift across the river on his mobility scooter, festively decorated with fairy lights and tinsel and wearing his Santa outfit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Get yourself a 'Leatherman' or a Swiss Army knife. I like shit like that. Anyway, you have Billy and me as friends. I'll have a nice bottle of scotch and Billy likes high quality pornogaphy. Preferably with women in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Get yourself a 'Leatherman' or a Swiss Army knife. I like shit like that. Anyway, you have Billy and me as friends. I'll have a nice bottle of scotch and Billy likes high quality pornogaphy. I have a Swiss Army knife already, will Scotch from Aldi do? DVDs or a subscription for Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: I have a Swiss Army knife already, will Scotch from Aldi do? DVDs or a subscription for Billy? I only have a Betamax player. Any decent retail outlet should stock what we’re looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You need to get back to work Billy .. those dead Provos won't bury themselves. Fuck them. The fenian cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: As I've no family or friends, I don't have "Christmas Shopping" to do. I do as you suggest, I treat myself to something and it makes me feel good, as a giver and receiver I get double the pleasure. I've had you down as a receiver from day one bertie but man enough to refuse the lube 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Careful Albert. People might get the wrong idea. lol. Too late now. He saw it coming, but will will handle it better in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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