Miles Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 can you end up suspended by the trousers on the top of a 240 foot high chimney in Carlisle at 0200 on a Sunday morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Alcohol, Gangland retribution or Youtube, selfies and camera phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 11 hours ago, Glowworm said: can you end up suspended by the trousers on the top of a 240 foot high chimney in Carlisle at 0200 on a Sunday morning? Well there’s always the possibility that he could be a Cunts Corner regular who has finally snapped after reading yet another of your media sourced, piss poor nominations about some cunt nobody has heard of or gives a two bob fuck about. Personally, i’m hoping it’s the Nazi cocksucker but that’s not really going to happen is it? The Norwich Mouth Almighty would be an acceptable substitute though. Just my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well there’s always the possibility that he could be a Cunts Corner regular who has finally snapped after reading yet another of your media sourced, piss poor nominations about some cunt nobody has heard of or gives a two bob fuck about. Personally, i’m hoping it’s the Nazi cocksucker but that’s not really going to happen is it? The Norwich Mouth Almighty would be an acceptable substitute though. Just my opinion. What’s with this ‘just my opinion’ shit, have you turned into Red from the Shawshank redemption? Stick to your Ben Elton routine, mean, moody and a total bellend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well there’s always the possibility that he could be a Cunts Corner regular who has finally snapped after reading yet another of your media sourced, piss poor nominations about some cunt nobody has heard of or gives a two bob fuck about. Personally, i’m hoping it’s the Nazi cocksucker but that’s not really going to happen is it? The Norwich Mouth Almighty would be an acceptable substitute though. Just my opinion. You could send him a crate of Jaffa oranges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Eddie said: What’s with this ‘just my opinion’ shit, have you turned into Red from the Shawshank redemption? Stick to your Ben Elton routine, mean, moody and a total bellend Funny you should mention that. I've always read his posts in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Funny you should mention that. I've always read his posts in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Judge is much more Dirty Harry .. he shoots to kill and takes no prisoners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: Funny you should mention that. I've always read his posts in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Funny, I've always read his posts in the voice of Alan Freeman. Alright? not 'arf! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Judge is much more Dirty Harry .. he shoots to kill and takes no prisoners. Right attitude, probably wrong accent. I've always seen him as more of an Andy Dalziel (Warren Clarke) type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Right attitude, probably wrong accent. I've always seen him as more of an Andy Dalziel (Warren Clarke) type. Nice connection. Warren Clarke played Clint Eastwood's Russian contact in 'Firefox'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice connection. Warren Clarke played Clint Eastwood's Russian contact in 'Firefox'. I didn't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Judge is much more Dirty Harry .. he shoots to kill and takes no prisoners. More like Dirty Barry from Only Fools and Horses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: More like Dirty Barry from Only Fools and Horses. While @Decimus on the other hand, is more of a Dirty Sanchez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 12:38, Glowworm said: can you end up suspended by the trousers on the top of a 240 foot high chimney in Carlisle at 0200 on a Sunday morning? Crystal meth and WKD as it’s Carlisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Funny, I've always read his posts in the voice of Alan Freeman. Alright? not 'arf! I’ve always thought Joe Pasquale for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 29/10/2019 at 12:38, Glowworm said: can you end up suspended by the trousers on the top of a 240 foot high chimney in Carlisle at 0200 on a Sunday morning? I dunno. Practising for Christmas Eve? Did he have a beard and was the rest of his outfit red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I dunno. Practising for Christmas Eve? Did he have a beard and was the rest of his outfit red? Could be Punkers attempting to insert the worlds biggest dildo (240ft) into his ringpiece for ‘Red nose day’ or some other bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I dunno. Practising for Christmas Eve? Did he have a beard and was the rest of his outfit red? Apparently he was a fantastic granddad loved by his family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Could be Punkers attempting to insert the worlds biggest dildo (240ft) into his ringpiece for ‘Red nose day’ or some other bollocks. Bad written english Billy. It should be 'someones bollocks'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 Come on, who's not had a night on the tins - it doesn't have to have been in Carlisle - and, in a moment of existential angst, gone 'fuck it, I'm climbing that cooling tower and no fucker is stopping me!' It only takes a misplaced footing and a rogue bit of plastering and hey presto, you're dangling 200 feet in the air, kecks snagged around your ankles - and you're the '....and finally' item on Border TV's News at 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 I’m the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 15 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m the best on here. You’re the best at being a stupid fucking wanker, that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: You’re the best at being a stupid fucking wanker, that’s for sure. He’s got that covered. No else even comes close. The good thing is that he knows it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Ape said: You’re the best at being a stupid fucking wanker, that’s for sure. I went to the pictures this afternoon, ape. ‘A Good Liar’ with Helen Mirren and Ian McKellen over at the Curzon Sea Containers on the South Bank. Absolutely fucking awful film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, ©Frank said: I went to the pictures this afternoon, ape. ‘A Good Liar’ with Helen Mirren and Ian McKellen over at the Curzon Sea Containers on the South Bank. Absolutely fucking awful film. More fantasy horseshit from the worst on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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