Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: 'Young girl' by Gary Fuckit & The Union Gap....nothing sinister there then,'My Sharona' was a bit rapey too.Ive written a beautiful love song that had seasoned record producers sitting up and about to throw money at such wonderful melody,never heard a thing after I told them the title,apparently "I love you so fucking much I can't shit" was not radio friendly enough....cunts. Ps the 'b' side was a corker too..."Hey bitch,get in the van" Actually asking, sorry telling, them to get into the van of rape? I never had you down as such a gent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Actually asking, sorry telling, them to get into the van of rape? I never had you down as such a gent Roses are red Violets are blue This is a knife get in the van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Actually asking, sorry telling, them to get into the van of rape? I never had you down as such a gent Stubby, I’ve seen a lot of shit on here.. I really have. However, I have never seen such an easily riled thick-as-mud fucking idiot like you. I mean that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Stubby, I’ve seen a lot of shit on here.. I really have. However, I have never seen such an easily riled thick-as-mud fucking idiot like you. I mean that. Get back into your ethically sourced bamboo coffin and fucking stay there, you Jack Skellington looking cunt. Halloween isn't until Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Stubby, I’ve seen a lot of shit on here.. I really have. However, I have never seen such an easily riled thick-as-mud fucking idiot like you. I mean that. I thought I told you to Fuck Off. Don’t show up here again. No more warnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Maggie May' Rod Stewart@ #metoo ‘Baby Love’ ©️Diana Ross #not me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 53 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Baby Love’ ©️Diana Ross #not me too 'Thank heavens, for little girls' Maurice Chevalier. I can't imagine that getting released now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Thank heavens, for little girls' Maurice Chevalier. I can't imagine that getting released now. I suppose that Al Jolson's "Climb upon my knee sonny boy" would be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Thank heavens, for little girls' Maurice Chevalier. I can't imagine that getting released now. At least it was little girls he was into, unlike the majority of his back-scuttling countrymen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Thank heavens, for little girls' Maurice Chevalier. I can't imagine that getting released now. I can’t imagine him getting released if he started singing that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: I suppose that Al Jolson's "Climb upon my knee sonny boy" would be ok. Not really, blackface is a hate crime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: At least it was little girls he was into, unlike the majority of his back-scuttling countrymen. Mungo Jerry ‘In the summertime’ ”If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal” ”If her daddy’s poor just do what you feel” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 The opening lines to Aqualung (Jethro Tull..... the band, not the wanker from Norwich) ”Eyeing little girls with bad intent” and ”Watching as the frilly panties run” 1971 I believe. Never get away with that today. Great song though. Fucking hell, knocking on 50 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Thank heavens, for little girls' Maurice Chevalier. I can't imagine that getting released now. He used to live in Salford and only changed his name from Mike Horsefucker after moving to France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: too long, fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: The opening lines to Aqualung (Jethro Tull..... the band, not the wanker from Norwich) ”Eyeing little girls with bad intent” and ”Watching as the frilly panties run” 1971 I believe. Never get away with that today. Great song though. Fucking hell, knocking on 50 years! "Sexy little schoolgirls"- from 'Kinky Boots' by Honor Blackman and Patrick MacNee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: He used to live in Salford and only changed his name from Mike Horsefucker after moving to France I knew all them things already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: too long, fuck off A bit like your life Herr Oberst. End it soon and fuck off yourself. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: too long, fuck off Isn't that exactly what you said to your darkie shirt lifter buddy when he asked you why you always refuse to take the entire thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Have you tried Mumsnet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 hours ago, ratcum said: too long, fuck off 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Have you tried Mumsnet? @Salty Piss Flap two more members of your fan club. When is the message going to sink in that you're about as wanted as a bastard ginger step child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Salty Piss Flap two more members of your fan club. When is the message going to sink in that you're about as wanted as a bastard ginger step child? ....called Gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 14 hours ago, Frank said: Stubby, I’ve seen a lot of shit on here.. I really have. However, I have never seen such an easily riled thick-as-mud fucking idiot like you. I mean that. That's pretty harsh Franky and shows little respect for a fellow old timer. The long standing joke of Neil being East Anglia's leading Casanova/Rapist is perpetuated by himself and many others here with a sense of humour and self deprecation. As for the "lot of shit on here" circa 2015 the vast majority of it has been your one trick pony responses and same old Rocky videos. How many newbies have been able to run around spouting their crap with you cowering in the shadows scarred to even take on the meekest of flids? You never fail to disappoint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's pretty harsh Franky and shows little respect for a fellow old timer. The long standing joke of Neil being East Anglia's leading Casanova/Rapist is perpetuated by himself and many others here with a sense of humour and self deprecation. As for the "lot of shit on here" circa 2015 the vast majority of it has been your one trick pony responses and same old Rocky videos. How many newbies have been able to run around spouting their crap with you cowering in the shadows scarred to even take on the meekest of flids? You never fail to disappoint He has long become a spent force, even glowworm/pen's scattergun posts have produced funnier and more relevant posts than his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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