Miles Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 This ravishing young beauty did not want to appear in an identity parade after she had mugged an old man because she had been featured in Kent's "Most Wanted" after being involved a series of other robberies and thus might be recognised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Looks like Eddie Waring 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Looks like Eddie Waring "Aeaeaeaea and welcome to Huuunslet" That's my other Eddie Waring impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 27 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Looks like Eddie Waring Eddie wearing an ugly white cunts face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Downey by name... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 She's like Les Dawson's aborted parasitical twin, except she lives on a diet of Lego, plasticine and has the IQ of a fucking Toblerone. I want her dead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Looks like Eddie Waring After he died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 She deserves a kick in the cunt with a dog shit covered Monkey Boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 I was thinking of launching a corner charity appeal to get 404 laid chaps, and this looks like just the monster for the job. I'm thinking it'll cost no more than a £10 bag of skag, and a couple of Special Brew... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: She deserves a kick in the cunt with a dog shit covered Monkey Boot. I once owned a pair of Monkey Boots and i’m pretty sure I must have had dog shit on them at some point. I only mention this in the hope of livening up yet another dog shit nomination from the Lady Penelope. Hey! Give me some credit for trying you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I once owned a pair of Monkey Boots and i’m pretty sure I must have had dog shit on them at some point. I only mention this in the hope of livening up yet another dog shit nomination from the Lady Penelope. Hey! Give me some credit for trying you cunts! Good evening ‘Your Honour’. I see you are back to your normal ‘cheeky chappie’ self. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but my Christmas Party thread is the most popular nom this week. I can only assume this is due to your immediate slagging off of it as soon as it was posted. I trust I can rely on your assistance in future. KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Good evening ‘Your Honour’. I see you are back to your normal ‘cheeky chappie’ self. I don’t know if you’ve noticed but my Christmas Party thread is the most popular nom this week. I can only assume this is due to your immediate slagging off of it as soon as it was posted. I trust I can rely on your assistance in future. KB Good morning Albert. Long time no speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 16 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I was thinking of launching a corner charity appeal to get 404 laid chaps, and this looks like just the monster for the job. I'm thinking it'll cost no more than a £10 bag of skag, and a couple of Special Brew... I'll leave the women that look like 'Zed' from Police Academy to you thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Good morning Albert. Long time no speak. A good afternoon to you King Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: I once owned a pair of Monkey Boots and i’m pretty sure I must have had dog shit on them at some point. I only mention this in the hope of livening up yet another dog shit nomination from the Lady Penelope. Hey! Give me some credit for trying you cunts! That's why I chose Monkey Boots. The tread on them was so deep and wide that it was almost impossible to scrape dog shit off the sole. Kicking her in the cunt until it came off might work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's why I chose Monkey Boots. The tread on them was so deep and wide that it was almost impossible to scrape dog shit off the sole. Kicking her in the cunt until it came off might work. Yeah, but who are you planning to kick in the cunt here? Are you talking about Lady P. or this Chloe bitch? As Chloe has never wound me up with her stupidity and, let’s face it , I would never have heard of her without Lady P, may I suggest that it’s Lady P who deserves to have her fanny assaulted with various styles of footwear? Just my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 30, 2019 Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, but who are you planning to kick in the cunt here? Are you talking about Lady P. or this Chloe bitch? As Chloe has never wound me up with her stupidity and, let’s face it , I would never have heard of her without Lady P, may I suggest that it’s Lady P who deserves to have her fanny assaulted with various styles of footwear? Just my opinion. Each to their own Judge. But I honestly think I would rather have a dog take an actual shit in my Loakes than put them anywhere near Lady P(ee)'s cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2019 On 28/10/2019 at 15:29, Rev said: I want her dead. Be careful with this necrophilia thing Rev. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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