Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you visited Canada? A good question, Wolfers. I went out there on business just after Christmas and found both Canada, and the Canadians, very pleasant. It’s probably the lack of dog shit in the streets that’s caused Espacktile to get all upset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you visited Canada? Do i really need to, to know their country is a bit shit and boring and they're unjustifiably arrogant pricks with vastly overinflated opinions of their importance? I've met them though(both kinds), that was enough for me thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 There's only one good reason to hate Canada.. Half of them speak french, and the other half let them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 I've been to Canada a number of times, and I find that your experience depends upon the type of Canadian you're encountering. The French ones are obviously all to a man fucking awful. When it comes to the Canadians who speak a proper language, I've found that the further west you go, the more likeable they get. Probably because there's less risk of cross-cultural contamination with the animals that live in Québec. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Do i really need to, to know their country is a bit shit and boring and they're unjustifiably arrogant pricks with vastly overinflated opinions of their importance? I've met them though(both kinds), that was enough for me thanks. There's every chance Withers has Canadian-French lineage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: There's every chance Withers has Canadian-French lineage. I had the displeasure of meeting a French-Canadian when i was in my teens, the arrogance was unreal, not sure if it was the French influence or just because they're canadian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: I had the displeasure of meeting a French-Canadian when i was in my teens, the arrogance was unreal, not sure if it was the French influence or just because they're canadian. Past tense? And there I was, thinking such an immature backwoods chav could only be in their teens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Oh yeah sorry i forgot i'm automatically supposed to think canadians and australians are 'top blokes' because they were part of the empire 200 years ago which has no bearing whatsoever on present day cuntnadians or australians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Bunch of smug, self-righteous,arrogant, shit eating,sjw, yank-lite arseholes who i've seen laughably claim on the interwebs many times before that their frozen backwater is 'the best country on earth'. Fuck knows what they're supposed to be smug about. Their nonentity of a country is mostly made up of frozen lakes, forests and is boring as shit. ⛄⛄ 💩💩 Yet more socio-geographic musings from our resident bed bound globetrotter. What are your thoughts on Martians? Fat dickhead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yet more socio-geographic musings from our resident bed bound globetrotter. What are your thoughts on Martians? Fat dickhead. If you thought dog shitty was a wanker SC, wait till you get a load of sepo fuckwit salty. He even makes some of pens stuff seem funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yet more socio-geographic musings from our resident bed bound globetrotter. What are your thoughts on Martians? Fat dickhead. The little cunt is severely xenophobic, even by Corner standards. I can only guess he's an illegal little Paki trying to fool Immigration Enforcement by using whiteface and wearing the Union Jack as a cloak wherever he goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: The little cunt is severely xenophobic, even by Corner standards. I can only guess he's an illegal little Paki trying to fool Immigration Enforcement by using whiteface and wearing the Union Jack as a cloak wherever he goes. With a matching Union Jack sample collection bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Interesting! Apparently i'm fat and a paki immigrant as well now lol lol Just need disabled and queer for the full house from the CC Sherlocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: A good question, Wolfers. I went out there on business just after Christmas and found both Canada, and the Canadians, very pleasant. It’s probably the lack of dog shit in the streets that’s caused Espacktile to get all upset. Do the Canadians highly respect you as your English work mates do? just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 35 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Yet more socio-geographic musings from our resident bed bound globetrotter. What are your thoughts on Martians? Fat dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Interesting! Apparently i'm fat and a paki immigrant as well now lol lol Just need disabled and queer for the full house from the CC Sherlocks! You should lay off the curry, Vijay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Although not Canadian, towards the end of her life Fanny Craddock looked like a gang raped 6 month old corpse. Her eyes looked like dry stoma sites filled with rabbit shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Although not Canadian, towards the end of her life Fanny Craddock looked like a gang raped 6 month old corpse. Her eyes looked like dry stoma sites filled with rabbit shit Class avatar, Ratty, every cunt seems to be changing 'em nowadays. As for Fanny Craddock, I don't know who the fuck that is, but I'm guessing porn star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Ape said: A good question, Wolfers. I went out there on business just after Christmas and found both Canada, and the Canadians, very pleasant. It’s probably the lack of dog shit in the streets that’s caused Espacktile to get all upset. Were you buying in cheap Canadian beans for the winter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Class avatar, Ratty, every cunt seems to be changing 'em nowadays. As for Fanny Craddock, I don't know who the fuck that is, but I'm guessing porn star. She was the original Delia Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She was the original Delia Smith Ah. Fuck. Interesting occurrence though, I was going to look for a traumatising mashup of Delia Smith's head on a porn star's body to post in response, but it turns out Delia Smith is the only known entity on planet Earth that doesn't have any Rule 34 art - not even a photo-shopped joke-image. And before you ask, that's one bit of ground I'm quite happy to leave unbroken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 I've been a few times. Got relatives over there. First time I went was to Toronto in '74. I like it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Yet more socio-geographic musings from our resident bed bound globetrotter. What are your thoughts on Martians? Fat dickhead. You’ll notice that CC’s answer to Judith Chalmers is quick with the invective in certain directions - Canada, Australia, America, but eerily silent on the attractions of Russia or Saudi Arabia, which is a shame, as I quite like the idea of the Dogshit fan collapsing on his doorstep from a Poison doorknob, or chopped up in a Turkish embassy. I wonder if there is anywhere he approves of? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've been a few times. Got relatives over there. First time I went was to Toronto in '74. I like it there. Have you seen the state of the tarmac round the CN Tower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Just need disabled and queer for the full house from the CC Sherlocks! I think you may have just convinced everybody on mentally, but you've still got a way to go before I'll accept you're physically disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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