Frank Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: Frank I am in A and E Maidstone, the place is crawling with pikeys, one builder type bloke has disgusting muddy boots on that have spread dirt all over the floor, he is flicking his van key open and shut, I hate him. I feel for you, ed. I really do. I spent the entire evening at Barnet General A&E on Sunday night. My poor mum’s catheter was filling up with blood and I had to sit there for almost 5 hours amongst all those cunts. Those poor, poor nurses. Fortunatey a nice Bangladeshi Uber-man eventually dropped us back to Mill Hill. Mum said he was a lovely chap.. for a paki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What have you got stuck in your arse this time? It’s a fun pass time I like do now the nights are drawing in, I imitate a doctor, I have a white coat and a biro, woe betide any immigrants I examine, I strangle them with my stethoscope and any pikey no mater what is wrong with then gets told they are stage 4 with no hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Frank said: I feel for you, ed. I really do. I spent the entire evening at Barnet General A&E on Sunday night. My poor mum’s catheter was filling up with blood and I had to sit there for almost 5 hours amongst all those cunts. Those poor, poor nurses. Fortunatey a nice Bangladeshi Uber-man eventually dropped us back to Mill Hill. Mum said he was a lovely chap.. for a paki. That's truly, truly awful, Frank. Spending 5 hours with a flamingo-legged fuckwit like you must have been almost intolerable. Your dear old Ma was surely verging on asking the the doctor to end her suffering permanently after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did Roops tread on your foot at salsa class? She was cutting her toenails with an angle grinder, a bit of nail shot off and got Eddie right in the head. He's waiting for a concussion assessment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I feel for you, ed. I really do. I spent the entire evening at Barnet General A&E on Sunday night. My poor mum’s catheter was filling up with blood and I had to sit there for almost 5 hours amongst all those cunts. Those poor, poor nurses. Fortunatey a nice Bangladeshi Uber-man eventually dropped us back to Mill Hill. Mum said he was a lovely chap.. for a paki. It must be heartbreaking for you, having to keep her alive till your wrist muscles are strong enough to pick up a biro and forge her signature on the will. The real happy ending to this will hopefully be her outliving you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was cutting her toenails with an angle grinder, a bit of nail shot off and got Eddie right in the head. He's waiting for a concussion assessment. Those toenails sure needed a trim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 55 minutes ago, King Billy said: Those toenails sure needed a trim. One's gone straight through his ear and penetrated his brain. So no longer lasting damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: One's gone straight through his ear and penetrated his brain. So no longer lasting damage. Gives a new slant on the old saying “That Eddies a fucking bone idle cunt” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 58 minutes ago, King Billy said: Those toenails sure needed a trim. Yep, that's @Eddie alright. Before the missionary incident of course when they bought an untamed savage back and he turned into a right cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yep, that's @Eddie alright. Before the missionary incident of course when they bought an untamed savage back and he turned into a right cunt I saw that documentary a few years back where they brought an untamed savage back and within two years he’d turned into a ‘slightly paler’ untamed savage: Remarkable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yep, that's @Eddie alright. Before the missionary incident of course when they bought an untamed savage back and he turned into a right cunt Its all right you commenting on this but what about your filthy green fleece and filthy greasy hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 11 hours ago, Glowworm said: What about Stirling Moss? The real boring shits started with that caledonian midget Jackie Stewart. SIR Jackie Stewart is a fucking wanker. It was this arsehole , more than anyone else, who strove for years to make motor racing safe. That’s why this massive bore got his knighthood. Better than the usual reason of being a thief, a liar and a general cunt but he took all the fun out of it. What’s the point of watching this shit if there is no danger of a tax dodging, up his own arse, recent convert to tree hugging, multi millionaire prick like Hamilton lighting up like a Roman Candle in the cockpit of his foreign car? We need some dead spectators as well ........ like the 83 dirty Frogs wiped out at Le Mans in 1955. Ah....those were the days. Boring, fucking boring. You take away the danger and you are left with Strictly Cunts Dancing. Fuck off with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I saw that documentary a few years back where they brought an untamed savage back and within two years he’d turned into a ‘slightly paler’ untamed savage: Remarkable. Yep, again, that's our eddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yep, again, that's our eddy I’ve been trying to find the chapter in Darwin’s ‘Origin of the species’ where a captured primate is transformed into a car parts salesman in the blink of an eyelid. I’ll have to have another read through it. I got preoccupied with the chapter on ‘chimps to footballers’ the missing link revealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Gives a new slant on the old saying “That Eddies a fucking bone idle cunt” He is and all, lazy great lump. Fatty does all the work, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve been trying to find the chapter in Darwin’s ‘Origin of the species’ where a captured primate is transformed into a car parts salesman in the blink of an eyelid. I’ll have to have another read through it. I got preoccupied with the chapter on ‘chimps to footballers’ the missing link revealed. Darwin wrote extensively about worms. Who'd have thought that the subjects of his experiments world have given rise to Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, judgetwi said: SIR Jackie Stewart is a fucking wanker. It was this arsehole , more than anyone else, who strove for years to make motor racing safe. That’s why this massive bore got his knighthood. Better than the usual reason of being a thief, a liar and a general cunt but he took all the fun out of it. What’s the point of watching this shit if there is no danger of a tax dodging, up his own arse, recent convert to tree hugging, multi millionaire prick like Hamilton lighting up like a Roman Candle in the cockpit of his foreign car? We need some dead spectators as well ........ like the 83 dirty Frogs wiped out at Le Mans in 1955. Ah....those were the days. Boring, fucking boring. You take away the danger and you are left with Strictly Cunts Dancing. Fuck off with that shit. F1 used to be great. And if I’m honest I still appreciate the skills of the drivers and the technology and vast amounts of money that the top teams spend. I used to go to a couple of GPs every year during the 90s. But like most things nowadays it is all about TV audience numbers and corporate hospitality at the actual events. The ordinary fan is a disapearing creature, a bit like Premier league football where it costs a weeks wages to get a ticket and you can’t even watch your team on TV unless you subscribe to Sky. Cunts like Bernie Ecclestone Make a billion quid so his waste of space spunkbucket daughters can spend a million quid on a lump of rock from the Andes to have carved into a bathtub to wash their fake jizz covered tits in. Plastic faced cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Darwin wrote extensively about worms. Who'd have thought that the subjects of his experiments world have given rise to Frank? Out of likes Doc. Frank would probably have made Darwin go back home and reconsider all his previous theories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He is and all, lazy great lump. Fatty does all the work, Who’d have thought it? One generation and he’s got his own slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: F1 used to be great. And if I’m honest I still appreciate the skills of the drivers and the technology and vast amounts of money that the top teams spend. I used to go to a couple of GPs every year during the 90s. But like most things nowadays it is all about TV audience numbers and corporate hospitality at the actual events. The ordinary fan is a disapearing creature, a bit like Premier league football where it costs a weeks wages to get a ticket and you can’t even watch your team on TV unless you subscribe to Sky. Cunts like Bernie Ecclestone Make a billion quid so his waste of space spunkbucket daughters can spend a million quid on a lump of rock from the Andes to have carved into a bathtub to wash their fake jizz covered tits in. Plastic faced cunts. I agree Bill. The BBC are such paupers these days, it's women's football and transvestite motor racing for non Sky folk like me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Darwin wrote extensively about worms. Who'd have thought that the subjects of his experiments world have given rise to Frank? I can picture Frank exhibiting metameric segmentation DC, but bilateral symmetry? That's just not going to happen. The guy's a simple grub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I agree Bill. The BBC are such paupers these days, it's women's football and transvestite motor racing for non Sky folk like me I see Pens on pole for tomorrow’s shopping trolley race on channel 357 on free view. Who needs fucking F1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Out of likes Doc. Frank would probably have made Darwin go back home and reconsider all his previous theories. Not likely, but I think he'd have been very surprised by the fact that a direct descendant of Lumbriscus terrestris would have evolved sufficient intelligence to post "idiot" 30 times a week on a website. Accelerated Punctuated and Convergent evolution is not always beneficial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I can picture Frank exhibiting metameric segmentation DC, but bilateral symmetry? That's just not going to happen. The guy's a simple grub Have a like, because I know it hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Have a like, because I know it hurts. fuck off and die 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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