Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 57 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. I would think this hideous creature has had a leaky gearbox and smoke belching out of its arse for years. I’m sure there’s a reconditioned fanny on eBay somewhere could maybe just get it through one more MOT before the Cunt gets slung on the slagheap. Fucking pile of rusty shit. Comedian my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. When she was a teenager she pretended to be French. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 I've never seen her and roops in the same room. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. You know you would.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You know you would.... Not even our resident Casanova @Neil would bring himself to chuck his filthy grotto up this one. If she we're state side she'd be considered anorexic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. Nobody's interested in eclairs with artificial cream. This cunt is about as funny as that hulking adenoidal Sasquatch, Miranda Hart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 The only cameltoe I'd touch in that picture is the ones she's wearing on her feet! I've just fucking eaten you bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You know you would.... She could have done herself some favour by at least matching the colour of her crappy underwear and some support in the bra for those saggy tits. Actually fuck it, her head in a gas oven as she stands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: When she was a teenager she pretended to be French. Suddenly having a dried up fanny doesn't sound as bad. Imagine having pungent BO, garlic breath and an unnatural obsession with geese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've never seen her and roops in the same room. Just sayin' I've tried for the last 2 hours but I just can't build a mental image of a dried up twat with a ginger muff. Try it., and enjoy your tea. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: a dried up fanny Just say 'Frank', it's easier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: The only cameltoe I'd touch in that picture is the ones she's wearing on her feet! I've just fucking eaten you bastard. I hope you puke it all up and never eat again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 She hates aqua aerobics classes. I saw her yelling at one in a local pool. "For fuck sake, I've come here for a quiet swim. Turn that fucking music down". She shouted. Must admit, it was fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Camberwell and its environs seems to be home to quite the panoply of shouty, talentless, unfunny cunts. So you live there then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: So you live there then. He couldn't afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: This annoying bint is on the t.v every 5 minutes, advertising artificial fanny batter. Why? Surely nobody would want to shag it. Do us a favour girl, stand on your head, fill your gash with 5 litres of Castrol gearbox oil, and fuck off. presumably if I bummed her I could make a chocolate éclair joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: presumably if I bummed her I could make a chocolate éclair joke? Look at you with your squiggle over an 'e'. you're getting all bourgeois. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 15, 2019 Report Share Posted October 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: So you live there then. I choose not to, for tax reasons. 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He couldn't afford it. Oh, you’d be surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I choose not to, for tax reasons. Oh, you’d be surprised. I love it when you get defensive. It shows that you have a vulnerable, human side. Very endearing. Like when Roops is pissed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love it when you get defensive. It shows that you have a vulnerable, human side. Very endearing. Like when Roops is pissed. He keeps it in a freezer in his basement. Cuts a slab off and throws it on the grill for special occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 When she was pregnant she was rushed into labour when her dust broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Neil said: When she was pregnant she was rushed into labour when her dust broke. Gashes to gashes, dust to dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2019 Report Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I love it when you get defensive. It shows that you have a vulnerable, human side. Very endearing. Like when Roops is pissed. I've TOLD my fucking butler not to post for me when I'm asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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