Eddie Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Speaking of cocks, how is pen going to cope with the oversized, extremely well done piece of meat dangling between your legs? I know your lot are keen on white meat, but shes got to be pushing 90 for Christ sake. I fear you'll split her frail body in two and you'll be banged up, again. Stubbs, i am in a restaurant in Hoddesdon with roops, I really don’t want this back and forth with you, you are really not that important to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stubbs, i am in a restaurant in Hoddesdon with roops, I really don’t want this back and forth with you, you are really not that important to me... I didn't know that had an African themed eatery down that way. Does it feel demeaning having to wear a grass skirt and a bone through your nose when serving the warthog kebabs? Open goal every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I didn't know that had an African themed eatery down that way. Does it feel demeaning having to wear a grass skirt and a bone through your nose when serving the warthog kebabs? Open goal every time me and roops are making a go of it, new q5 and holiday booked, she was in violent relationship, before she met me, I think loves me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: me and roops are making a go of it, new q5 and holiday booked, she was in violent relationship, before she met me, I think loves me. Don’t you think you’re taking the whole Roops nonsense a bit far, Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Don’t you think you’re taking the whole Roops nonsense a bit far, Ed? I love her ape, no joke, if you actually met her even you would appreciate her, she is all woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: I love her ape, no joke, if you actually met her even you would appreciate her, she is all woman. Under that thick mat of Sasquatch like body hair, she may well be all woman. A fucking insufferable one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Under that thick mat of Sasquatch like body hair, she may well be all woman. A fucking insufferable one at that. Shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Shut the fuck up. I hear salty is joining in for a threesome The 8 stone, mullet sporting redneck from Cuntwhackers Creek, Arkansas is going to be a bit shocked when he gets an eyeful of a big exotic cunt like you. As will you when roops is fisting you both, no lube, and you see his KKK tats lol lol! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: I love her ape, no joke, if you actually met her even you would appreciate her, she is all woman. Don't fuck her off, Ed. She's crazy. You fuck her off and you'll wake up and see your balls floating in the glass of water you keep by the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Stubby take his hand off your cock to tap the like button? Ed, in an effort to suddenly terminate your infatuation with that despicable cunt Roops, I found a fit lass for you. I hope she gives you the 'orn, so you'll move on from that idiot welsh yeti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't fuck her off, Ed. She's crazy. You fuck her off and you'll wake up and see your balls floating in the glass of water you keep by the bed. You're playing her far too kindly, Gyppo. As if she would give him the chance of having them surgically reattached. She'd wait until he was awake, then slowly crush them in a vice in front of him whilst maintaining direct eye contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You're playing her far too kindly, Gyppo. As if she would give him the chance of having them surgically reattached. She'd wait until he was awake, then slowly crush them in a vice in front of him whilst maintaining direct eye contact. I hope you weren't wanking when you were typing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hope you weren't wanking when you were typing this. I don't think I'll ever wank again after this week's traumatic events. Strictly an icy blowjob from middle-aged nuns man now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ed, in an effort to suddenly terminate your infatuation with that despicable cunt Roops, I found a fit lass for you. I hope she gives you the 'orn, so you'll move on from that idiot welsh yeti. Wrong colour. Eddy likes white meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 11 hours ago, Eddie said: Stubbs, i am in a restaurant in Hoddesdon with roops, I really don’t want this back and forth with you, you are really not that important to me... She told me to wait for her at the Daneway .. I was there until 0300 and she never turned up .. I did see a shifty looking bloke with a pony-tail hanging around who said that his name was Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Wrong colour. Eddy likes white meat Fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 11/10/2019 at 19:36, Stubby Pecker said: You really are a cretinous, dog turd loving, mortal combat playing little creep aren't you? Your complicity with a vile nonce like pete is truely disturbing. The last thing we want is this place to become a magnet for the type of company you like to keep and therefore come under close scrutiny from those whose job it is to counter this illegal activity. Unlike you whose sole purpose in life is playing your Atari and occasionally stopping for a wank, most of us here have jobs and children and we wouldn't want it to be common knowledge that worms like you and pete hang about and get us shut down. I suggest you wind for fucking neck in, get back to you donkey kong and take your medicine and apologies to the entire normal puntership. Aside from the atrocious spelling and grammar, I liked this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Aside from the atrocious spelling and grammar, I liked this. You'd think he'd at least get "Mortal Kombat" right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 I iz gonna be well vexed if they don't go ahead with the Resident Evil 3 Remake ya get me blud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I iz gonna be well vexed if they don't go ahead with the Resident Evil 3 Remake ya get me blud? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: I iz gonna be well vexed if they don't go ahead with the Resident Evil 3 Remake ya get me blud? are you Welsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: are you Welsh? No i'm obviously Israeli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 On 12/10/2019 at 01:19, Wizardsleeve said: Ed, in an effort to suddenly terminate your infatuation with that despicable cunt Roops, I found a fit lass for you. I hope she gives you the 'orn, so you'll move on from that idiot welsh yeti. Whitney Houston's last concert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Whitney Houston's last concert. She was already washed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2019 Report Share Posted October 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: She was already washed up! It's not right but it's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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