Miles Posted October 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Good news everyone, I've just earned my PhD in palindromes. Now my name is Dr Awkward. 81018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: no rosemary beads Jesus fucking Christ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m not sure the orange order are going to be fooled by being included in your ‘Gay Pride’ parade and told it’s just a minor name change to keep the peace and that Leo strutting his stuff at the front is really King Billy in hot pants and a leather cap. It's my understanding that the DUP and the fuckers they represent take their views on poofs, abortion, wife rape and life in general straight out of the old testament? You could be right about the whole reversal of roles once Ireland becomes one, with the UFF vs the Irish state. We all know the paddy army still uses stuff left over from the Boer War whereas their soon to be enemy will have a big friend to ship them all the GPMGs and 7.62 they need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Fuck me. That’s some electric bill Eddie. You’re gonna have to start sleeping with the light off soon. lol I told the daft cunt that before and it's not like anybody won't see him in the dark By the look of that invoice he'll be putting halfords out of business soon. Either that or the importing of slave labour now has to answer to the VAT man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I told the daft cunt that before and it's not like anybody won't see him in the dark By the look of that invoice he'll be putting halfords out of business soon. Either that or the importing of slave labour now has to answer to the VAT man Stubs, I’m now 50 and I haven’t mentioned this to a soul, but I think I might be a gay man. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's my understanding that the DUP and the fuckers they represent take their views on poofs, abortion, wife rape and life in general straight out of the old testament? You could be right about the whole reversal of roles once Ireland becomes one, with the UFF vs the Irish state. We all know the paddy army still uses stuff left over from the Boer War whereas their soon to be enemy will have a big friend to ship them all the GPMGs and 7.62 they need. The shield of truth and the sword of righteousness will get them over the line. The DUP will have God on their side. So that’s them fucked.The Irish will have Graham Norton and loads of other mincers, so that’s them fucked too. Looks like a draw to me. Bibles and butt plugs for goalposts.As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m now 50 and I haven’t mentioned this to a soul, but I think I might be a gay man. Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! I spotted that lie aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! Baws I’ve just read Douglas Murray's ‘The Madness of Crowds’. I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Stubs, I’m now 50 and I haven’t mentioned this to a soul, but I think I might be a gay man. Thoughts? Err, I'm not really sure what advice I can offer you there Francis Possibly the fact that you dress like a poof, act like a poof and frequent rough bars in Naval towns might be a give away. The rest of you cunts surely have some sage words for our resident wig man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! 50 days from final capitulation to cancer lets hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! Fifty shades of gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Eric, what’s going on here? I’ve got pins and needles from sitting on the bog for so long, looking for something entertaining on the corner. Worse still, that hideous faux-French fuck is still breathing. I think everybody started feeling uncomfortable with pete's disgusting fantasies involving children. To be fair, goose porn seems quite acceptable in comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, I can't believe you're 50! Probably because he was only 47 last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 50 days from final capitulation to cancer lets hope You have AIDS and probably caught it from Jimmy Savile... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You have AIDS and probably caught it from Jimmy Savile... You have worse AIDS and defiantly caught it from Jimmy Sommervile... lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: Stubs, I’m now 50 and I haven’t mentioned this to a soul, but I think I might be a gay man. Thoughts? Kill yourself, Minky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think everybody started feeling uncomfortable with pete's disgusting fantasies involving children. To be fair, goose porn seems quite acceptable in comparison. Who is this ‘pete’? And what happened to that cotswold stone mong? Nice to see frank’s family are dying though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Eric, what’s going on here? I’ve got pins and needles from sitting on the bog for so long, looking for something entertaining on the corner. Worse still, that hideous faux-French fuck is still breathing. Every time you post my heart genuinely sinks. I was hoping you'd been murdered or hilariously died strange wanking with your choir singing, slag heap dwelling, sub human countrymen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Nice to see frank’s family are dying though. Unfortunately, the man himself continues to live on, albeit in a state of perpetual shitness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Unfortunately, the man himself continues to live on, albeit in a state of perpetual shitness. Alas, so do you vermin features.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Every time you post my heart genuinely sinks. I was hoping you'd been murdered or hilariously died strange wanking with your choir singing, slag heap dwelling, sub human countrymen Steady on there Stibbly, Miner's Lung is no laughing matter. A man can take 30 years to die a painful death. In Blubba's case I hope it's nearer to 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2019 Report Share Posted October 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Steady on there Stibbly, Miner's Lung is no laughing matter. A man can take 30 years to die a painful death. In Blubba's case I hope it's nearer to 50. Alas, I'm all out of likes today scroters, but any dig at that vile Taff fucker deserves one. Which I certainly won't be sending your way tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's my understanding that the DUP and the fuckers they represent take their views on poofs, abortion, wife rape and life in general straight out of the old testament? You could be right about the whole reversal of roles once Ireland becomes one, with the UFF vs the Irish state. We all know the paddy army still uses stuff left over from the Boer War whereas their soon to be enemy will have a big friend to ship them all the GPMGs and 7.62 they need. Told ya stubberz baby those loyalist lads are far to busy sellin crack n gettin tattooed to be concerning themselves with politics of state..they've no stomach for a prolonged campaign because they're really sweatties at heart and will just go back from whence they came ..i fear yer riddlers would only find their way into other hands...browns ones probably Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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