Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 First Cunting Irrational. Fares gone up 25% but it's only me who gives a fuck because it's only me who's mug enough to be stood up on a sweaty bus crammed full of whinging old bastards who've been pissing it up since Wetherspoons opened at 9AM, then staggering on with free passes who still find it a bad deal. A £2.40 fare up to £3.00 in go. Foreigners, the elderly and the bad back merchants welcome. I hope the old crate falls to pieces on the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: First Cunting Irrational. Fares gone up 25% but it's only me who gives a fuck because it's only me who's mug enough to be stood up on a sweaty bus crammed full of whinging old bastards who've been pissing it up since Wetherspoons opened at 9AM, then staggering on with free passes who still find it a bad deal. A £2.40 fare up to £3.00 in go. Foreigners, the elderly and the bad back merchants welcome. I hope the old crate falls to pieces on the lot of them. You not caught the stagecoach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 Bus wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Bus wanker. “Come on Butler. Get that bus out” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Come on Butler. Get that bus out” Is it a back loader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: “Come on Butler. Get that bus out” "Oh blimey cripes, it's Blakey!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 3, 2019 Report Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: "Oh blimey cripes, it's Blakey!" Olive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 They should learn how to conduct themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: First Cunting Irrational. Fares gone up 25% but it's only me who gives a fuck because it's only me who's mug enough to be stood up on a sweaty bus crammed full of whinging old bastards who've been pissing it up since Wetherspoons opened at 9AM, then staggering on with free passes who still find it a bad deal. A £2.40 fare up to £3.00 in go. Foreigners, the elderly and the bad back merchants welcome. I hope the old crate falls to pieces on the lot of them. Fare enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 15 hours ago, King Billy said: “Come on Butler. Get that bus out” Bastards all of you! (or something to that effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 03/10/2019 at 21:22, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: First Cunting Irrational. Fares gone up 25% but it's only me who gives a fuck because it's only me who's mug enough to be stood up on a sweaty bus crammed full of whinging old bastards who've been pissing it up since Wetherspoons opened at 9AM, then staggering on with free passes who still find it a bad deal. A £2.40 fare up to £3.00 in go. Foreigners, the elderly and the bad back merchants welcome. I hope the old crate falls to pieces on the lot of them. Buses, Wetherspoons....where on earth do you live ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Buses, Wetherspoons....where on earth do you live ? You’re the last person anyone would reveal where they live to, you depraved little chutney ferret. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Buses, Wetherspoons....where on earth do you live ? My research indicates somewhere in the area around Taunton .. The current First Southern National is now known as Buses of Somerset and operates services around that part of Zomerzet. .. He's a fucking yokel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: My research indicates somewhere in the area around Taunton .. The current First Southern National is now known as Buses of Somerset and operates services around that part of Zomerzet. .. He's a fucking yokel! Jacob Rees-Mogg has a house in Somerset so it can’t be that bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 03/10/2019 at 22:21, Glowworm said: Olive! I sat next to Michael Robbins who played Arthur, on the top deck of the 93 through Wimbledon years ago. I right miserable looking cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I sat next to Michael Robbins who played Arthur, on the top deck of the 93 through Wimbledon years ago. I right miserable looking cunt as well. I’ve sat on Arthur Fowler’s memorial bench at Elstree Studios. Very unimpressive , coincidentally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve sat on Arthur Fowler’s memorial bench at Elstree Studios. Very unimpressive , coincidentally. As far as Bill Treacher anecdotes go, this is right up there with the best of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: As far as Bill Treacher anecdotes go, this is right up there with the best of them. I like what you did there Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I like what you did there Eric. I wonder if the frying pan that Pauline battered Arthur with when she caught him shagging Mrs Hewitt, is available on eBay. And the ashtray that him out of Spandau Ballet killed that bird with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder if the frying pan that Pauline battered Arthur with when she caught him shagging Mrs Hewitt, is available on eBay. And the ashtray that him out of Spandau Ballet killed that bird with. I remember that scene with the ashtray. It was Gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember that scene with the ashtray. It was Gold. That’s True. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: That’s True. It is. But Only when you leave. I'll get me leg warmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It is. But Only when you leave. I'll get me leg warmers They’re behind the barricades you old romantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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