King Billy Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: If a cunt farts in a forest with no one around to hear it does it make a sound? Only if he follows through and shouts “Ah fuck Not again. That’s the fourth time this week” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Why does nobody ever talk about the smell? Everyone’s afraid to talk in case you have a rant at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: I watched that argument with interest. What everyone overlooked was that in cricket it's legal to target the body and more than that it's accepted as perfectly legitimate. It's s a man's game and everyone understands that if you can't stand a hard ball being directed at you at nigh on 100mph then get the fuck out of the kitchen. Whereas in baseball a pitch towards the body, even accidently, causes the players to piss their pants. What a bunch of fucking pussies. Cricket players wear padding, too. Baseball players do not. And any game that allows players to purposely try to injure and possibly kill one another is not something engaged in by civilized people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If I get banned then so be it. I'm not going to cower like a little frightened dog to you bunch of sore dickheads (bell ends). Another thing you and the admin might want to keep in mind is that my presence here has lit this place up like it probably hasn't been in years. I'll bet the total post count is up by 100% since I came along and woke you dozy cunts up. You cunts should be thanking me for giving your boring lives some purpose. How are you able to type while obviously wearing a strait jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Everyone’s afraid to talk in case you have a rant at them. By rant at, you mean pisses himself such that they're likely to get soaked. A Tena Men wearing special boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Everyone’s afraid to talk in case you have a rant at them. Yes, I can tell. Nobody has posted a word since I've been here. 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Cricket players wear padding, too. Baseball players do not. And any game that allows players to purposely try to injure and possibly kill one another is not something engaged in by civilized people. That’s right Americans don’t get involved in killing each other. That would be uncivilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: How are you able to type while obviously wearing a strait jacket? I am a resourceful individual. And I've been trained by the ghost of Houdini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: That’s right Americans don’t get involved in killing each other. That would be uncivilised. We don't attempt to do so in our professional sports. Because yes, that would be uncivilized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Too much. 😂 You've contributed fuck all, Saline Cunt Lips. You really don't get it do you? This site is 99.9% British, and I take solace in that fact. We practice British humour which consists of sarcasm, and irony mixed with ridiculous scenarios. Personally I suggest you ditch that fucking UK Gold subscription, and check some proper British comedy like 'The Office', 'Mighty Boosh', and 'Max and Paddy'. I'd wager a kings ransom that it would go completely over your head though. You've come on to this site and proceeded to cunt off our country, most of the faithful on here have memories like a fucking elephant. The general consensus is your a fucking idiot, and you're way out of your depth. Shut your mouth or fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: By rant at, you mean pisses himself within a radius where they're likely to get soaked. A Tena Men wearing special boy. Depends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Major Cunt said: You've contributed fuck all, Saline Cunt Lips. You really don't get it do you? This site is 99.9% British, and I take solace in that fact. We practice British humour which consists of sarcasm, and irony mixed with ridiculous scenarios. Personally I suggest you ditch that fucking UK Gold subscription, and check some proper British humour like 'The Office', 'Mighty Boosh', and 'Max and Paddy'. I'd wager a kings ransom that it would go completely over your head though. You've come on to this site and proceeded to cunt off our country, most of the faithful on here have memories like a fucking elephant. The general consensus is your a fucking idiot, and you're way out of your depth. Shut your mouth or fuck off! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Too much. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Cricket players wear padding, too. Baseball players do not. And any game that allows players to purposely try to injure and possibly kill one another is not something engaged in by civilized people. You're very special, aren't you. You're now arguing against your own rationale. That being, I'm tougher than all of you so I'm not going anywhere. If a man walks into a sporting arena having demonstrated that he can't take what's thrown at him, he's just asking for more of the same. Precisely what you've been doing for the last week. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 28, 2019 Report Share Posted September 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You're very special, aren't you. You're now arguing against your own rationale. That being, I'm tougher than all of you so I'm not going anywhere. If a man walks into a sporting arena having demonstrated that he can't take what's thrown at him, he's just asking for more of the same. Precisely what you've been doing for the last week. Brilliant. More, more, more, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I am a resourceful individual. And I've been trained by the ghost of Houdini. Feel free to make your escape from Cunts Corner at any time. Your disappearance would be the greatest performance anyone here has witnessed from you. Levitation is obviously beyond your powers of illusion as you’ve showed yourself incapable of rising above even the slightest mockery. For your grand finale you could disappear with a ‘POOF’ Im here all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: More, more, more, cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Feel free to make your escape from Cunts Corner at any time. Your disappearance would be the greatest performance anyone here has witnessed from you. Levitation is obviously beyond your powers of illusion as you’ve showed yourself incapable of rising above even the slightest mockery. For your grand finale you could disappear with a ‘POOF’ I'm here all week. More like you're here ALL WEAK. And I added the apostrophe for you. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Gif wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: More like you're here all WEAK. And I added the apostrophe for you. You're welcome. You were too, but I fear that may not be the case if you keep burning all your bridges. You aren’t really making it easy for yourself here buddy. Have you just recently escaped from captivity of some description? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Gif wanker. You really have lost it, Yank. I did try to help you out at the end there, really. You're never going to get a public apology on here that doesn't brush off some of the feely shit by calling you a wanker at the end in some way. I'm not even sure if this counts as a meltdown - its just sad to witness at this rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: If I get banned then so be it. I'm not going to cower like a little frightened dog to you bunch of sore dickheads (bell ends). Another thing you and the admin might want to keep in mind is that my presence here has lit this place up like it probably hasn't been in years. I'll bet the total post count is up by 100% since I came along and woke you dozy cunts up. You cunts should be thanking me for giving your boring lives some purpose. Who are you? I’ve just checked Disneyworlds website and none of their Mickey Mice have been reported missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: You were too, but I fear that may not be the case if you keep burning all your bridges. You aren’t really making it easy for yourself here buddy. Have you just recently escaped from captivity of some description? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Not so loud!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Who are you? I’ve just checked Disneyworlds website and none of their Mickey Mice have been reported missing. We sneak out through a hole in the back fence. Snort some finely powdered cheese then go back to work high as kites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You really have lost it, Yank. I did try to help you out at the end there, really. You're never going to get a public apology on here that doesn't brush off some of the feely shit by calling you a wanker at the end in some way. I'm not even sure if this counts as a meltdown - its just sad to witness at this rate. 😟 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That rule stops applying after the nom has had a chance to take its course. If that rule were strictly enforced throughout the entire nom, everyone would be banned all the time. Listen up Einstein If your brilliant plan comes off and you get the whole site coolered, except you, will you take a well deserved break and ask yourself, “What am I going to go now?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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