Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Listen up Einstein If your brilliant plan comes off and you get the whole site coolered, except you, will you take a well deserved break and ask yourself, “What am I going to go now?” Where did you get the idea that I said anything about getting the whole site coolered? Go back and reread exactly what I said, s-l-o-w-l-y and word for word. I was speaking hypothetically. Big word I know. Google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 One last question before I let you run off into the hills to shout at the clouds, Yank. How many drugs have you taken today? Both illicit and prescription. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: One last question before I let you run off into the hills to shout at the clouds, Yank. How many drugs have you taken today? Both illicit and prescription. Come off it. Drugs? In America? Aha! I’m starting to see what’s been happening here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: One last question before I let you run off into the hills to shout at the clouds, Yank. How many drugs have you taken today? Both illicit and prescription. In the words of Salvador Dali.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 38 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Where did you get the idea that I said anything about getting the whole site coolered? Go back and reread exactly what I said, s-l-o-w-l-y and word for word. I was speaking hypothetically. Big word I know. Google it. Two small words Calm Down. Im off now Salty. Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 08:51, Neil said: Anyone stranded at an airport or sitting at home crying over their unused but now worthless holiday tickets gets zero sympathy from me.If you're dumb enough to go on a package holiday surrounded by fucking beer swilling,feckless morons to some Spanish shithole you deserve all you now don't get.I'd leave the cunts where they are,Britain would be better off without the cunts. You booked a holiday with Hayley King didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 @Mrs Roops I've never seen such a blatant disregard for site rule number 7. Salty needs to go. Be a lamb and see to it, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops I've never seen such a blatant disregard for site rule number 7. Salty needs to go. Be a lamb and see to it, eh? Sacrebleu, this has even managed to disgust me, and I'm French. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 10 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Deleted This post speaks volumes about what a genuinely creepy, weird little freak you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Faulty Cat Flap is clearly unhinged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Faulty Cat Flap is clearly unhinged. You have no hinges and your propshaft is bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 38 minutes ago, Ape said: This post speaks volumes about what a genuinely creepy, weird little freak you are. And also of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops I've never seen such a blatant disregard for site rule number 7. Salty needs to go. Be a lamb and see to it, eh? Does rule 7 apply to you as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I would have thought the mountain gorillas of Rwanda or a trip to the Rocky Mountains to track down your Sasquatch kin folk would have been more up your street I've no idea what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops I've never seen such a blatant disregard for site rule number 7. Salty needs to go. Be a lamb and see to it, eh? 8 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Where did you get the idea that I said anything about getting the whole site coolered? Go back and reread exactly what I said, s-l-o-w-l-y and word for word. I was speaking hypothetically. Big word I know. Google it. What’s going on here, Salty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, Frank said: What’s going on here, Salty? Salty isn't aware of how fucking shit he is, and continues to post regardless of the fact that everybody hates him. I thought that you of all people would recognise his symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: My shit is at least as funny and quick-witted as the banal turds you plonkers plop out.... Quick-witted? This current storm in a tea-cup was kick-started by a poorly timed retort to a post made five days previously. 9 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Another thing you and the admin might want to keep in mind is that my presence here has lit this place up like it probably hasn't been in years. I'll bet the total post count is up by 100% since I came along and woke you dozy cunts up. Let me disabuse you of that notion... The purpose of The Corner is to serve as a platform for irreverent comment, that is to nominate and discuss "The Cunts Of The World". Its accepted that needling between punters will take place but the banter and trash talk should be a side-show and not dominate the discourse. I'll reiterate a comment I made on the 14th August, "We would rather have a daily count of 50 posts of insightful and informative content than 150 posts of insults..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: @Mrs Roops I've never seen such a blatant disregard for site rule number 7. Salty needs to go. Be a lamb and see to it, eh? This is an issue of two countries separated by a common language, not helped by a punter who is lacking in self awareness and despite, or perhaps because of, his eagerness for UK TV comedy programmes that have aged by a generation, is not up to speed with the subtleties, nuances and context of the modern British humour, psyche, and idioms. His timing also leaves a lot to be desired. Unfortunately, he's stumbled onto a site who's puntership is not renowned for patience. That said, he clearly isn't seeing the wood for the trees. I suggest both sides back off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 54 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Quick-witted? This current storm in a tea-cup was kick-started by a poorly timed retort to a post made five days previously. Let me disabuse you of that notion... The purpose of The Corner is to serve as a platform for irreverent comment, that is to nominate and discuss "The Cunts Of The World". Its accepted that needling between punters will take place but the banter and trash talk should be a side-show and not dominate the discourse. I'll reiterate a comment I made on the 14th August, "We would rather have a daily count of 50 posts of insightful and informative content than 150 posts of insults..." Thing is Roops, too many of the posts get derailed by some cunt who prefers to slag off one or some of the punters, which ends up with more posts abusing each other than posts addressing the nom. So much so, that I hardly read any of the posts on here because invariably, its inter member abuse. I think you need to be a bit more hard and start coolering more often. Banter is one thing, but abuse is another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is Roops, too many of the posts get derailed by some cunt who prefers to slag off one or some of the punters, which ends up with more posts abusing each other than posts addressing the nom. So much so, that I hardly read any of the posts on here because invariably, its inter member abuse. I think you need to be a bit more hard and start coolering more often. Banter is one thing, but abuse is another. vapid tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This is an issue of two countries separated by a common language, not helped by a punter who is lacking in self awareness and despite, or perhaps because of, his eagerness for UK TV comedy programmes that have aged by a generation, is not up to speed with the subtleties, nuances and context of the modern British humour, psyche, and idioms. His timing also leaves a lot to be desired. Unfortunately, he's stumbled onto a site who's puntership is not renowned for patience. That said, he clearly isn't seeing the wood for the trees. I suggest both sides back off. It's an issue of two ears seperated by nothing but a vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Was anyone else banking on salty shooting up his local walmart with an AR-15 before turning the gun on himself after last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: It's an issue of two ears seperated by nothing but a vacuum. Magdeburg hemispheres still impress me DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 14 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: In the words of Salvador Dali.... Isn't that the bloke from the Go compare ads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that the bloke from the Go compare ads? No that’s Frank. The new ‘face’ of Dignitas. On a billboard near you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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