Neil Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 Just fuck off,Oooh look how romantic I am,I'm such a great bloke,look at me.I fucking love it when these go wrong especially when the woman says no.Even better is the dopey cunt that went scuba diving and filmed himself opening the ring box and then fucking drowned! His future missus got away lightly there,could have had to spend the rest of her days married to a thick cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 38 minutes ago, Neil said: Just fuck off,Oooh look how romantic I am,I'm such a great bloke,look at me.I fucking love it when these go wrong especially when the woman says no.Even better is the dopey cunt that went scuba diving and filmed himself opening the ring box and then fucking drowned! His future missus got away lightly there,could have had to spend the rest of her days married to a thick cunt. You can fucking guarantee it was staged and filmed, too. The girlfriend would have known hours beforehand, just cunts acting "spontaneous" so they can post it on social media as soon as its over and done with and go on about how "surprised" they were. Just look at this GIF - how the fuck are you acting surprised when you're both in your best clothes, standing in the middle of a picturesque scene, with a cunt filming you? Even the sea has had enough of their shite: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 53 minutes ago, Neil said: Even better is the dopey cunt that went scuba diving and filmed himself opening the ring box and then fucking drowned! Had the cunt actually been scuba diving, he'd at least have had some fucking air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Had the cunt actually been scuba diving, he'd at least have had some fucking air. That's all it took? How asthmatic was this cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's all it took? How asthmatic was this cunt? He was 10 metres down, but still. Thank Darwin he was taken from us before he had a chance to breed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Had the cunt actually been scuba diving, he'd at least have had some fucking air. Was she still laughing after he was pulled out of the water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Was she still laughing after he was pulled out of the water? She convinced him to sign up for life insurance the day before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She convinced him to sign up for life insurance the day before. Back in 1960 in the village where I was brung up there was a woman who bought one of the brand new dormer bungalows with the life insurance she took out just after her husband bought a 600 cc Norton motorbike was knocked off it and killed by a lorry about a week later. The insurance was enough for her to buy the bungalow out right and have some money left over .. his bits were of course left all over the A534. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He was 10 metres down, but still. Thank Darwin he was taken from us before he had a chance to breed. I heard the window was in the accommodation they were staying. 10 metres at roughly 2.5 metres a floor level means there were 4 storeys below water.!! Were they staying in fucking steerage the cheap skate cunts? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I heard the window was in the accommodation they were staying. 10 metres at roughly 2.5 metres a floor level means there were 4 storeys below water.!! Were they staying in fucking steerage the cheap skate cunts? 'The Mong From Atlantis' lol.. what a fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 I can just imagine me proposing to fragrant lovely, Irma Grese, in front of the romantic glow of an oven. Then that jealous cunt Josef Kramer shoves me in. I don't know why wikifeet don't feature Irma. Too soon perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Back in 1960 in the village where I was brung up there was a woman who bought one of the brand new dormer bungalows with the life insurance she took out just after her husband bought a 600 cc Norton motorbike was knocked off it and killed by a lorry about a week later. The insurance was enough for her to buy the bungalow out right and have some money left over .. his bits were of course left all over the A534. Dragged up more like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: You can fucking guarantee it was staged and filmed, too. The girlfriend would have known hours beforehand, just cunts acting "spontaneous" so they can post it on social media as soon as its over and done with and go on about how "surprised" they were. Just look at this GIF - how the fuck are you acting surprised when you're both in your best clothes, standing in the middle of a picturesque scene, with a cunt filming you? Even the sea has had enough of their shite: She was swept off her feet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 Add to it corporate birthday parties or any public parties. Little spoilt cunts, student cunts, almost mating cunts, etc. Still the corporate cunts are top of the league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He was 10 metres down, but still. Thank Darwin he was taken from us before he had a chance to breed. I find it it very sad indeed, and we shouldn't take the piss. Apparently at their wedding the first song was gonna be 'The tide is high' by Blondie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I find it it very sad indeed, and we shouldn't take the piss. Apparently at their wedding the first song was gonna be 'The tide is high' by Blondie. 'Take my breath away' by Berlin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Take my breath away' by Berlin. Status Quo - Down Down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Status Quo - Down Down Under the sea- Little Mermaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Under the sea- Little Mermaid I have been looking at the place they stayed at ob trip advisor .. it say's that it's a dive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 6 hours ago, ratcum said: I can just imagine me proposing to fragrant lovely, Irma Grese, in front of the romantic glow of an oven. Then that jealous cunt Josef Kramer shoves me in. I don't know why wikifeet don't feature Irma. Too soon perhaps? Did you know that they removed Irma’s body from her original grave because sick fucks like you kept turning up wanting to dig her up and fuck her? I have no idea what happened to the corpse. You didn’t buy it did you Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: You can fucking guarantee it was staged and filmed, too. The girlfriend would have known hours beforehand, just cunts acting "spontaneous" so they can post it on social media as soon as its over and done with and go on about how "surprised" they were. Just look at this GIF - how the fuck are you acting surprised when you're both in your best clothes, standing in the middle of a picturesque scene, with a cunt filming you? Even the sea has had enough of their shite: Their marriage was on the rocks right from the start 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Neil said: Just fuck off,Oooh look how romantic I am,I'm such a great bloke,look at me.I fucking love it when these go wrong especially when the woman says no.Even better is the dopey cunt that went scuba diving and filmed himself opening the ring box and then fucking drowned! His future missus got away lightly there,could have had to spend the rest of her days married to a thick cunt. These acts of public cuntishness are nothing short of coercion. They sappy fucking bloke wouldn't have a chance otherwise without the poressure of the audience weighing on the back of the poor bird. The worthless cunts who get rejected in public proposals can only be related to Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2019 Report Share Posted September 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Did you know that they removed Irma’s body from her original grave because sick fucks like you kept turning up wanting to dig her up and fuck her? I have no idea what happened to the corpse. You didn’t buy it did you Herr Oberst? dark net shit I guess. I'll look into it Jewdy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Under the sea- Little Mermaid I've got flashbacks of that lobster with a Jamaican voice singing that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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