Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Pete said: Let’s start again Roadkill. Sorry if I was baiting you a bit. However , if you didn’t receive a warning for your threats of violence yesterday - then I’m pretty certain that any subsequent interaction between ourselves , would be frosty and stunted. Up to you to clear the air. I genuinely don't give a shit either way, yesterday was just me testing your abilities - the crab song is shit... Peaches is clearly the best: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This is the only friendly warning you'll receive. We take a dim view of punters making sexual references to other members' family and relatives. "We"? I don't give a crap, Roops. Both of my grandmothers were nasty drunken cunts, one was already in the ground by the time I was born and the other ran off to Pakistan with a dar... ethnic type when I was 4, never to be heard from again. (I like to imagine that one is still around growing opium for the Taliban.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Pete said: Damn , you’re right. It is 4,402. If you maintain your current rate of 66 posts per day, you'll overtake him in just over two months. Dwell on that sobering thought for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 On 16/09/2019 at 12:25, Stubby Pecker said: In shock news no cunt finds surprising, ex rugby "legend" has revelled he's got gay bummers disease. I guess due to all the spunk shot up his arsehole since he decided he prefers licking a big hairy ball bag to grabbing a pair of tits whilst entering a nice moist fanny. Unfortunately with today's drugs he'll live a normal life and won't be able to pass it on to his numerous partners and kill off the shit stabbing cunts. He's got a nasty Cheshire strain apparently Spunk up his arse - I reckon he was a topper he's that butch. Still the occasional roll over would redress the balance I suppose. Filthy subhumans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Nice to get back on topic. Ah , Peaches. You can almost feel the combined aids-count of that group - pouring out of the speakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Regarding our Gareth - you know you’re a cunt , when even your own arsehole rejects you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: "We"? I don't give a crap, Roops. Both of my grandmothers were nasty drunken cunts, one was already in the ground by the time I was born and the other ran off to Pakistan with a dar... ethnic type when I was 4, never to be heard from again. (I like to imagine that one is still around growing opium for the Taliban.) Roadie, you may not have been around when it was in place, but Roops used to have a little rule about punters questioning Mod/Admin decisions and decrees. Many a cunt got coolered for daring to question her authority. It sounds as if she's making a run to reinstate that little gem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 45 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Roadie, you may not have been around when it was in place, but Roops used to have a little rule about punters questioning Mod/Admin decisions and decrees. Many a cunt got coolered for daring to question her authority. It sounds as if she's making a run to reinstate that little gem. I don't think 'Killer was questioning the rule, rather he was saying that he wasn't offended. Aside from that you seem to have got your knickers in a twist. I have said in the past that anyone querying a decision or rule is quite welcome to raise the issue in a sensible way. Punters abusively barking out demands are simply going to be ignored at best, maybe kicked in the gonads or in extreme cases where a complainant is so enraged to the point of losing control, be coolered for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Pete said: Nice to get back on topic. Ah , Peaches. You can almost feel the combined aids-count of that group - pouring out of the speakers. I see the ninjas as a metaphor for condoms. It's a very deep song with a lot of social commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's a very deep song with a lot of social commentary. It can’t be both. like - Since you left me baby I’m living in a black hole Only hours left of my life But why are the bloody parking-spaces at Tesco’s so fucking narrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Version 2. Babe you killed my soul It’s like I’m in a black hole Just minutes left of my life As I park the car to buy that knife Damn these bloody narrow spaces , and you can never find anything , when you need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 The only band ever to achieve true artistic-parity between the unfathomed depths of despair , and simultaneously comment on the current social-events that touched the nation - were Bananarama , with “Cruel Summer”. They also taught us that real music (such as theirs ) , should have at least more than one chord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: The only band ever to achieve true artistic-parity between the unfathomed depths of despair , and simultaneously comment on the current social-events that touched the nation - were Bananarama , with “Cruel Summer”. They also taught us that real music (such as theirs ) , should have at least more than one chord. They also taught us that fit birds should perform with their tits out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: They also taught us that fit birds should perform with their tits out! Let’s not forget newsagent’s daughters. Always rankled me that , when buying scud-mags , after working nights in the pre-internet 90’s - there was only a narrow slot in the mornings , in between the daily work-commuters , and the bitches coming back from the school run. This would give you just 30 mins between 9 and 9.30am , to slip in un-noticed , have a reasonably lengthy browse - then select the weapons of your choice from the top shelf. Then you turn around to head for the counter , with your Asian Babes Reader’s Wives Flap-shot Special Edition , and realise the owner has gone , and been replaced with his stunning 16 year-old daughter - filled-out in all the right places , and smiling at you sweetly. Edited September 18, 2019 by Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Pete said: Let’s not forget newsagent’s daughters. Always rankled me that , when buying scud-mags , after working nights in the pre-internet 90’s - there was only a narrow slot in the mornings , in between the daily work-commuters , and the bitches coming back from the school run. This would give you just 30 mins between 9 and 9.30am , to slip in un-noticed , have a reasonably lengthy browse - then select the weapons of your choice from the top shelf. Then you turn around to head for the counter , and realise the owner has gone , and been replaced with his stunning 16 year-old daughter - filled-out in all the right places , and smiling at you sweetly. Just as sweetly as you can muster, you ask if she'd like to earn an easy fifty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just as sweetly as you can muster, you ask if she'd like to earn an easy fifty! Fuck that! At £4.99 for a pack of 3 - that’s 30 mags. That would keep me busy for at least 2 days. And I could buy a Chomp bar with the 10p change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Pete said: Fuck that! At £4.99 for a pack of 3 - that’s 30 mags. That would keep me busy for at least 2 days. And I could buy a Chomp bar with the 10p change. But you wouldn't get to deflower the daughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: But you wouldn't get to deflower the daughter! Deflower? Are you calling me some sort of horticultural pervert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Deflower? Are you calling me some sort of horticultural pervert? I would never dream of such a thing! It doesn't go with the theme of the site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) Anyway , it’s hardly worth £50 , just to shove some daffodils up a cunt. Edited September 18, 2019 by Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Pete said: Anyway , it’s hardly worth £50 , just to shove some daffodils up a cunt. I'd do it just so the old bastard could go mental next time I strutted through his door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Pete said: Fuck that! At £4.99 for a pack of 3 - that’s 30 mags. That would keep me busy for at least 2 days. And I could buy a Chomp bar with the 10p change. Or space-raiders. Or cheesy footballs. are you old enough to remember when B&H were £1.20 for twenty, and pikey Red Band were only 99p? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 My first packet of fags was 10 no.6 at 9 and a half old pence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, Pete said: Deflower? Are you calling me some sort of horticultural pervert? Gives a whole new meaning to "green fingers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pete said: My first packet of fags was 10 no.6 at 9 and a half old pence. Dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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