Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: I’ll agree with that. In my view , most queers were perverted at a young age. Only natural that they would either seek to pervert others - or at least come up with some excuse for their deviance. Well that's another debate considering the whole nature/nurture theory has recently been turned on its head (again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: What noise annoys an oyster? Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most. I guess it’s better with an Irish accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: I guess it’s better with an Irish accent. Pete burns? Not as good as coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Well that's another debate considering the whole nature/nurture theory has recently been turned on its head (again) Debate? I thought this was a humorous website , taking the piss out of anything that dares to take itself seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Debate? I thought his was a humorous website , taking the piss out of anything that dares to take itself seriously? Not tonight, apparently. This tends to happen around this time of the month for some unforeseen reason... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pete said: Swings and roundabouts - I’ve often crammed a dozen or so Oysters down my throat - lucky bastards. ...which reminds me of one of my fave Weebl ditties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Observe how quickly my Banksy thread moved from debate to debacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Not tonight, apparently. This tends to happen around this time of the month for some unforeseen reason... Unexplained Lunar Forces 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Not tonight, apparently. This tends to happen around this time of the month for some unforeseen reason... Yeah amazing, still ovulating...at my age! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah amazing, still ovulating...at my age! I was actually referencing my ongoing theory that the servers are haunted by ancient Egyptian ghosts, but if you want to be gross about it that's fine, too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I was actually referencing my ongoing theory that the servers are haunted by ancient Egyptian ghosts, but if you want to be gross about it that's fine, too. Interesting you see ovulation as "gross" You need to lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Interesting you see ovulation as "gross" You need to lighten up. That's racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 And now Mr fucking Weebl. Fucking bag of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Interesting you see ovulation as "gross" You need to lighten up. 144 years a bleeding slave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Pete said: And now Mr fucking Weebl. Fucking bag of shite. You shut your fucking mouth, newbie. The crab song is the defining musical masterpiece of this generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Ovulation is an acquired taste. Personally , I find it both enriches , and thickens up the aroused natural-secretions , to the point at which I can’t keep away from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, King Billy said: Unexplained Lunar Forces Loony forces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You shut your fucking mouth, newbie. The crab song is the defining musical masterpiece of this generation. Oh that’s also rich. Fuck your “Newbie” shit up your capacious back-hole. I was calling people cunts before your granny lost her cherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 But they fucked her anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Oh that’s also rich. Fuck your “Newbie” shit up your capacious back-hole. I was calling people cunts before your granny lost her cherry. Good. Means your skull will be brittle and your brain the perfect consistency for a half-brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Only poofs carry half a brick. How about a whole hod - dropped on your cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Only poofs carry half a brick. How about a whole hod - dropped on your cock? The half-brick is the time honoured weapon of my people. The perfect weight and dimensions for a good accurate throw over a long distance with enough mass to cause grievous bodily harm. Plus only cunts go about wasting perfectly good intact bricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: The half-brick is the time honoured weapon of my people. The perfect weight and dimensions for a good accurate throw over a long distance with enough mass to cause grievous bodily harm. Plus only cunts go about wasting perfectly good intact bricks. Mate , if you can break bricks with your cock - then not only do you have my respect , but you’re definitely on the right thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That's for me to know and for you to wonder as you clearly have no idea. Always the victim in my eyes? Care to substantiate or are you just running your stupid mouth again? 'Glug-glug-glug. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2019 Report Share Posted September 16, 2019 Just now, Pete said: Mate , if you can break bricks with your cock - then not only do you have my respect , but you’re definitely on the right thread. You've mentioned my cock twice and now you're calling me "mate". I think you've misunderstood the reason for this site's existence, but I'm not one to judge, so I'm just going to make it clear now that I'm not interested, OK? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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