Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: Stats, you stupid yesterday cunt lol. Had a bit of darts practice earlier. Nice checkout, two treble twenties and bullseye. 183. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Had a bit of darts practice earlier. Nice checkout, two treble twenties and bullseye. 183. Far better to play the percentages, with treble nineteen, treble eighteen, then double thirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Had a bit of darts practice earlier. Nice checkout, two treble twenties and bullseye. 183. Ooooo stats, fantastic. Can you calculate at any point when you are actually a "Doorman"? as at no point do you seem to be ever off here! Be honest, you are about as a genuine "ard cunt" as you are a Nick Frost! Fake cunt! For Shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And yet, on my worst day, I'm still wittier, funnier, more entertaining and more clever than you even approach being on your best day. It's obvious that you've got that little diatribe memorized word for word after having heard it directed at yourself so many times. But once again, I invite you to show us all some examples of your own biting satirical wit. I won't hold my breath. I realize I'm not going to get many likes out of this group given that 1) I'm still considered an outsider, 2) I'm an American and 3) they're a bunch of cunts. But I don't much give a shit about getting likes. I just come here to pass the time and hopefully have some fun. Occasionally some flaming hemorrhoid like you who's all pissed off at the universe for making you so pathetic, comes along and gives me a good laugh by posting a slobbering, limp-dicked screed about how badly you resent me for being (an American who's) so much better at this cunt forum business than you are, and which results in nothing more than you making a sad, pitiable ass-clown out of yourself. So, thanks for the chuckles, clown. I’m praying around the clock that Dorian makes landfall on your trailer park. No way your fat arse is out running it on your mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cock Holster said: I’m praying around the clock that Dorian makes landfall on your trailer park. No way your fat arse is out running it on your mobility scooter. Do you have the slightest inkling of a clue as to how much that DOESN'T mean anything to me? Apparently not, given that you actually wasted the time and effort to post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cock Holster Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Do you have the slightest inkling of a clue as to how much that DOESN'T mean anything to me? Apparently not, given that you actually wasted the time and effort to post it. “Do you have the slightest inkling of a clue as to how much that DOESN'T mean anything to me?” Is this English? I think you’re rattled, you're rambling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Cock Holster said: How? Read what he’s quoting; the reply doesn’t make sense, it’s just some banal dribble from a gobshite. Er, he's not quoting. Quoting would require reproduction of a sizeable portion of your original post. For example: 🎵 I'm in the mood for dancing, romancin Ooh I'm givin' it all tonight, I'm in the mood for chancin' I feel like dancin' Ooh come on and hold me tight. 🎵 .. is me quoting lyrics by The Nolan Sisters. It's also my way of expressing how I feel about you Dave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: Er, he's not quoting. Quoting would require reproduction of a sizeable portion of your original post. For example: 🎵 I'm in the mood for dancing, romancin Ooh I'm givin' it all tonight, I'm in the mood for chancin' I feel like dancin' Ooh come on and hold me tight. 🎵 .. is me quoting lyrics by The Nolan Sisters. It's also my way of expressing how I feel about you Dave. I bet you'd lick Coleen Nolan's feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I bet you'd lick Coleen Nolan's feet. I'd have preferred Bernie's when bits were falling off her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Far better to play the percentages, with treble nineteen, treble eighteen, then double thirty. 6 million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Betterthanyou said: Ooooo stats, fantastic. Can you calculate at any point when you are actually a "Doorman"? as at no point do you seem to be ever off here! Be honest, you are about as a genuine "ard cunt" as you are a Nick Frost! Fake cunt! For Shame! If you checked it would have been apparent that I generally become CC inactive on alternate Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe that's when.. Idiot. I take it you'll be fucking off to lick your wounds for another four weeks shortly. Odious little man-weasel. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you checked it would have been apparent that I generally become CC inactive on alternate Friday and Saturday nights. Maybe that's when.. Idiot. I take it you'll be fucking off to lick your wounds for another four weeks shortly. Odious little man-weasel. lol No Nick Frost, you are here 24/7, in fact if it couldn't be more possible you are here even more on "Fri/Sat nights" than any other night you stupid short sighted fake "doorman" cunt lol. At least you have managed to get something half right, yes I will be able to log off from here for any given amount of time, whilst you of course won't and will live your whole faux doorman life here pretending you are a ard geezer to other faux ard man geezers , if you get lucky the others will all be faux ex jailboid geezers too, then you can all pretend you all knew the "twins", Ronnie n Reg............ Fuck off Eric, the others here might feel sorry for you and your previous poor me tales of woe but to me you will always be the weak shitcunt meet and greet "boy" that tried to get me to block someone the minute I joined, fucking white uncle Tom type message giver...*sniggers. PS, you can always practice what you preach, hey how about not logging on for the next four Friday/Saturday nights, hey at least I'm giving you time to start inventing excuses, .....uhahahahahaha yeah Nick Frost I thought not you faux cunt lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: No Nick Frost, you are here 24/7, in fact if it couldn't be more possible you are here even more on "Fri/Sat nights" than any other night you stupid short sighted fake "doorman" cunt lol. At least you have managed to get something half right, yes I will be able to log off from here for any given amount of time, whilst you of course won't and will live your whole faux doorman life here pretending you are a ard geezer to other faux ard man geezers , if you get lucky the others will all be faux ex jailboid geezers too, then you can all pretend you all knew the "twins", Ronnie n Reg............ Fuck off Eric, the others here might feel sorry for you and your previous poor me tales of woe but to me you will always be the weak shitcunt meet and greet "boy" that tried to get me to block someone the minute I joined, fucking white uncle Tom type message giver...*sniggers. PS, you can always practice what you preach, hey how about not logging on for the next four Friday/Saturday nights, hey at least I'm giving you time to start inventing excuses, .....uhahahahahaha yeah Nick Frost I thought not you faux cunt lol. This is truly dreadful. Be a good boy and fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: This is truly dreadful. Be a good boy and fuck off. You feel sorry for him and want to take your frustrations out on me. Grow up silly boy, you won't help him by shielding him from the truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: You feel sorry for him and want to take your frustrations out on me. Grow up silly boy, you won't help him by shielding him from the truth! I feel sorry for you, but even more so for your parents and any siblings unfortunate enough to share your gene pool. I won’t extend my sympathy any further, as there’s no way on fucking earth you are anything more than a sad, single piece of troll-shit *sniggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: You feel sorry for him and want to take your frustrations out on me. Grow up silly boy, you won't help him by shielding him from the truth! Are you actually retarded? I don't like to take the piss out of the disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Are you actually retarded? I don't like to take the piss out of the disabled. Your good nature will be your downfall one day Scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 26 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: No Nick Frost, you are here 24/7, in fact if it couldn't be more possible you are here even more on "Fri/Sat nights" than any other night you stupid short sighted fake "doorman" cunt lol. At least you have managed to get something half right, yes I will be able to log off from here for any given amount of time, whilst you of course won't and will live your whole faux doorman life here pretending you are a ard geezer to other faux ard man geezers , if you get lucky the others will all be faux ex jailboid geezers too, then you can all pretend you all knew the "twins", Ronnie n Reg............ Fuck off Eric, the others here might feel sorry for you and your previous poor me tales of woe but to me you will always be the weak shitcunt meet and greet "boy" that tried to get me to block someone the minute I joined, fucking white uncle Tom type message giver...*sniggers. PS, you can always practice what you preach, hey how about not logging on for the next four Friday/Saturday nights, hey at least I'm giving you time to start inventing excuses, .....uhahahahahaha yeah Nick Frost I thought not you faux cunt lol. At least I'm not getting under your skin. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, Ape said: I feel sorry for you, but even more so for your parents and any siblings unfortunate enough to share your gene pool. I won’t extend my sympathy any further, as there’s no way on fucking earth you are anything more than a sad, single piece of troll-shit *sniggers. Careful Ape. He has the mental agility of a Jaffa Cake. Virtually anything we say to him is technically, abusing the handicapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Careful Ape. He has the mental agility of a Jaffa Cake. Virtually anything we say to him is technically, abusing the handicapped. What’s wrong with kicking spastics Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: What’s wrong with kicking spastics Eric? I think it's illegal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Your good nature will be your downfall one day Scotty That's what my wife always said, billy. And she was right, she caught me with the neighbour's mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: That's what my wife always said, billy. And she was right, she caught me with the neighbour's mrs. Have you tried 'Rodeo Sex'? When you're sunk to the plums, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you tried 'Rodeo Sex'? When you're sunk to the plums, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on. On a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Cock Holster said: Truth is your too fucking stupid to realise your post makes no sense. I’m sure in your syphilis damaged brain there’s a logic but to anyone with an education past the 11+ you’re a fucking retard. “Wit- The capacity for inventive thought and quick understanding; keen intelligence” Lets break it down,; you’re about as innovative as Blockbuster videos, your a dinosaur caught in banal repetition chat about cunts and gobs. Incapable of actually starting a nom because all you’ve got is shitty one liners and insults. You’re the Bernard Manning of this forum, a fat sweaty cunt who thinks he’s funny but can’t understand why he never gets a like. Stuck repeating the same dribble day in day out..... CUNT! To be fair, and I like to be fair, he is a Yank, not known for their razor sharp wit. You have to also consider that his idea of GB has been gleaned from ancient British sitcoms he watches on PBS. There are plenty of dumbfucks in this country who think that “Friends” is really how Yanks live and is the height of comedic sophistication. It works both ways. That’s fair isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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