Neil Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 They both sit there and there's always one cunt that reads the fucking full menu aloud despite the fact that others are looking at the self same thing.Usually their reading culminates in asking "What are you having?".Absolute fucking twunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 36 minutes ago, Neil said: They both sit there and there's always one cunt that reads the fucking full menu aloud despite the fact that others are looking at the self same thing.Usually their reading culminates in asking "What are you having?".Absolute fucking twunts I can't say that I have actually heard one reading the whole menu aloud, but a large percentage of these cunts do seem to have to mouth every fucking word they read which can be irritating in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: They both sit there and there's always one cunt that reads the fucking full menu aloud despite the fact that others are looking at the self same thing.Usually their reading culminates in asking "What are you having?".Absolute fucking twunts So, what did you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: They both sit there and there's always one cunt that reads the fucking full menu aloud despite the fact that others are looking at the self same thing.Usually their reading culminates in asking "What are you having?".Absolute fucking twunts I wasn't aware they had menus at Salvation Army soup kitchens. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 I got arrested for reading the menu out in the brothels of Pompeii "I'll have one of those fuckers!" "Ooh look,a fucking face sitting orgy,get me one of those cunts!"..........no sense of humour those Ities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeebad Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Or the cunts that pronounce the menu with a foreign accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Zeebad said: Or the cunts that pronounce the menu with a foreign accent. I'm going to carry on assuming, without a single shred of evidence and until proven otherwise, that every single new cunt that wanders in here is thecatwoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to carry on assuming, without a single shred of evidence and until proven otherwise, that every single new cunt that wanders in here is thecatwoman. I never met Profb, but I've seen some historical material, and it seemed genuinely mental. Some shit about, "me crumpets are deformed! I put marmalade on me crumpets and feel all loved up!" And, she seemed strongly attracted to Brony Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Neil said: They both sit there and there's always one cunt that reads the fucking full menu aloud despite the fact that others are looking at the self same thing.Usually their reading culminates in asking "What are you having?".Absolute fucking twunts Were you in McDonald’s or Kenfucky Chechen chicken at the time! I’m playing golf Ireland at the moment if that’s helpful ...... Wombat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So, what did you have? Happy Meal and Fillet of Fish Burger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’m playing golf Ireland at the moment if that’s helpful ...... What, at midnight?? Last time i checked Ireland is in the same time zone as us, unless it's the only time a little faggoty poof like yourself is allowed anywhere near the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 And don't get me started on the restaurants that treat the menus like a top secret dossier which can't be left lying around on the table, as if patrons are more likely to steal a laminated piece of card rather than the cutlery!! Fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I never met Profb, but I've seen some historical material, and it seemed genuinely mental. Some shit about, "me crumpets are deformed! I put marmalade on me crumpets and feel all loved up!" And, she seemed strongly attracted to Brony Keith. She wouldn't leave me alone either, but I think it was a frank sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Ghost of Alfie Noakes said: She wouldn't leave me alone either, but I think it was a frank sock puppet. What's it like to be dead? .. Just asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 17 hours ago, Glowworm said: What's it like to be dead? .. Just asking for a friend. It is better than being alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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