Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 42 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Unfortunately you're also a Yank which makes you a bit of a know it all cunt. On the plus side though you're a bit less of a cunt than my initial prognosis. Obviously I need to try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Obviously I need to try harder. Please don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Please don't. OK. I can see that you feel I'm already perfect just the way I am. Got it. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Obviously I need to try harder. Was that Sally Anne Flid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was that Sally Anne Flid? I do believe it was. At her flidding best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 16:08, camberwell gypsy said: You put it the pot for supper didn't you? * *potted rabbit and other recipes can be found in my book "Cooking the gypsy way; traditional romany and hawkers recipes". Available in most good bookshops (but mostly crap ones. Mostly). Foreword by Ted MacDougall. It was tied up in a light plastic bag and put in the wheelie bin lol. 🐰 RIP 😥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 On 28/07/2019 at 13:51, Eric Cuntman said: The worst one I've had for that was a girl. Kill-crazy little fucker. I like the mischievous ones best though. They're funny animals definitely. I saw the fat, block shaped one with no neck i mentioned grab one of the other cats it lives with in a headlock once and bit her in the neck making her yelp, he acts all sweet and angelic too lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 On 29/07/2019 at 16:32, Erroreptile404 said: They're funny animals definitely. I saw the fat, block shaped one with no neck i mentioned grab one of the other cats it lives with in a headlock once and bit her in the neck making her yelp, he acts all sweet and angelic too lol. Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 Unsurprisingly the latest animal-borne supervirus from the world's biggest cesspit is gathering pace. What the fuck did the barbaric cunts expect, with no animal welfare or livestock production laws in place, keeping and mistreating pigs, birds, cows, goats, cats and dogs et al. like vermin in utterly filthy conditions? If this thing breaks out, I hope the selfish shits take it on the chin and absorb the brunt of it while international travel is prohibited. Cruel, backwards, slum-infested shitheap. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 22, 2020 Report Share Posted January 22, 2020 44 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Unsurprisingly the latest animal-borne supervirus from the world's biggest cesspit is gathering pace. What the fuck did the barbaric cunts expect, with no animal welfare or livestock production laws in place, keeping and mistreating pigs, birds, cows, goats, cats and dogs et al. like vermin in utterly filthy conditions? If this thing breaks out, I hope the selfish shits take it on the chin and absorb the brunt of it while international travel is prohibited. Cruel, backwards, slum-infested shitheap. fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 12 hours ago, Wolfie said: Unsurprisingly the latest animal-borne supervirus from the world's biggest cesspit is gathering pace. What the fuck did the barbaric cunts expect, with no animal welfare or livestock production laws in place, keeping and mistreating pigs, birds, cows, goats, cats and dogs et al. like vermin in utterly filthy conditions? If this thing breaks out, I hope the selfish shits take it on the chin and absorb the brunt of it while international travel is prohibited. Cruel, backwards, slum-infested shitheap. I was about to start a new nom on the chinkys until you dug this one up old bean. You've more or less said it all; these savage fuckers will kill, torture and eat virtually any living thing they can get their greasy little yellow hands on, the rarer the better. I'm amazed that there is a single wild creature left in the country or the surrounding ones such is their zeal for slaughter and the million upon million of of brainwash fuckers clamouring to stir fry them. Not content with killing their own, the world wildlife is being harvested to feed these greedy cunts. If ever there was a nation of humans that deserved to be wiped off the face of earth it's this lot, all 1.4 billion of them. I'm sure the yanks have developed biogenic weapons that only effect the slantys and nows the time to used them before their barbaric and thoughtless ways destroy the entire planet 90% of plastic polluting our oceans comes from just 10 rivers. 8 are in Asia, 2 in Africa. 6 flow through China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 This new virus probably originated in a laboratory somewhere. I don't buy this compassionate, caring scientists in white coats working in sterile laboratories working to create sterile artificial foods that will not hurt animals. Probably making these viruses to frighten people off eating real food made from real plants, fungi and animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 23/01/2020 at 10:06, Stubby Pecker said: I was about to start a new nom on the chinkys until you dug this one up old bean. You've more or less said it all; these savage fuckers will kill, torture and eat virtually any living thing they can get their greasy little yellow hands on, the rarer the better. I'm amazed that there is a single wild creature left in the country or the surrounding ones such is their zeal for slaughter and the million upon million of of brainwash fuckers clamouring to stir fry them. Not content with killing their own, the world wildlife is being harvested to feed these greedy cunts. If ever there was a nation of humans that deserved to be wiped off the face of earth it's this lot, all 1.4 billion of them. I'm sure the yanks have developed biogenic weapons that only effect the slantys and nows the time to used them before their barbaric and thoughtless ways destroy the entire planet 90% of plastic polluting our oceans comes from just 10 rivers. 8 are in Asia, 2 in Africa. 6 flow through China And what they don’t trap and consume immediately, gets freeze-dried, pickled, stuffed, shredded and hanged. To be rubbed, smoked, swallowed, sucked and creamed on their cunts. For medicinal and good luck purposes. Savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 9 hours ago, White Cunt said: And what they don’t trap and consume immediately, gets freeze-dried, pickled, stuffed, shredded and hanged. To be rubbed, smoked, swallowed, sucked and creamed on their cunts. For medicinal and good luck purposes. Savages. Since the chinks got into Africa to build roads and power stations for the despotic leaders, the mass slaughter of the wildlife there has gone through the roof. If you're a dirt poor dusky who's offered a years wages to kill things for the chinks middle man it's a no brainer. Very soon lions will be critically endangered the same as tigers because the bone thick slanty eyed cunts believe eating their bones makes their 3 inch cocks grow a few mm Like I said, I want every single one of them dead. They're a planet destroying plague who will take us all down with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 21:38, Wolfie said: Unsurprisingly the latest animal-borne supervirus from the world's biggest cesspit is gathering pace. What the fuck did the barbaric cunts expect, with no animal welfare or livestock production laws in place, keeping and mistreating pigs, birds, cows, goats, cats and dogs et al. like vermin in utterly filthy conditions? If this thing breaks out, I hope the selfish shits take it on the chin and absorb the brunt of it while international travel is prohibited. Cruel, backwards, slum-infested shitheap. Jackie Chan will be drafted in shortly to sort out all this Kung Flu nonsense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 24/01/2020 at 22:54, White Cunt said: And what they don’t trap and consume immediately, gets freeze-dried, pickled, stuffed, shredded and hanged. To be rubbed, smoked, swallowed, sucked and creamed on their cunts. For medicinal and good luck purposes. Savages. Have you ever watched that aussie programme about border control? The shit they try and smuggle into Australia; chicken cocks, pigs bollocks, snakes, freeze dried insects and fuck knows what else. And they all come out with "oh velly solly. We didnt lealise we had to decrare them". And that's the cunts who speak english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Jackie Chan will be drafted in shortly to sort out all this Kung Flu nonsense. Hasn’t any of these fucking so called experts worked it out yet?....’CORONAvirus’. I’ve stopped buying Mexican beer and no one in our house has caught it. FFS. Fucking Mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 I’ve sussed this shit out now. The Pedros down in El Paso are testing their new weapon of mass destruction on the tiddlywinks. Once they’ve got 1.4 billion satisfied customers under their bullet belt ‘The Donald’ will be getting a call at the Oval Office along the lines of “Hey Gringo. Remember you called us all rapists? Well you was right and you’re my bitch now.Meester Donald.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hasn’t any of these fucking so called experts worked it out yet?....’CORONAvirus’. I’ve stopped buying Mexican beer and no one in our house has caught it. FFS. Fucking Mexicans. Avoid Corona lemonade and Cream Soda too. Bummer. I love cream soda with a lump of ice cream dropped in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bummer. I love cream soda with a lump of ice cream dropped in it. Did you cut and paste this straight off ‘Grindr’ Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Did you cut and paste this straight off ‘Grindr’ Eric? Might have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Avoid Corona lemonade and Cream Soda too. Bummer. I love cream soda with a lump of ice cream dropped in it. The perfect beverage to wash down some of that famous Chinese street food: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you ever watched that aussie programme about border control? The shit they try and smuggle into Australia; chicken cocks, pigs bollocks, snakes, freeze dried insects and fuck knows what else. And they all come out with "oh velly solly. We didnt lealise we had to decrare them". And that's the cunts who speak english. I don’t want even want to think what gets through our borders. It’s probably claimed “for own consumption” when caught red handed. I wish it were blow or weed instead. All flights should be cancelled, in perpetuity preferably, from that septic pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 25/01/2020 at 08:04, Stubby Pecker said: Since the chinks got into Africa to build roads and power stations for the despotic leaders, the mass slaughter of the wildlife there has gone through the roof. If you're a dirt poor dusky who's offered a years wages to kill things for the chinks middle man it's a no brainer. Very soon lions will be critically endangered the same as tigers because the bone thick slanty eyed cunts believe eating their bones makes their 3 inch cocks grow a few mm Like I said, I want every single one of them dead. They're a planet destroying plague who will take us all down with them If only Douglas MacArthur had had his own way . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Good evening @King Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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