Guest N/A Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 So Doctor Who is a bird now, I see what they are doing there fine. So the Little Mermaid is now black, ok we get what’s going on there. So every couple on every advert is black and white, ok that’s sometimes the case, we get that, but not ubiquitous please. So Marvel films Thor is now going to be a woman, well that’s really starting to stretch a point, but hey ho it’s a made up character and Norse God, let’s see if other cultures would welcome their deity being portrayed by the wrong gender as a propaganda gimmick. So James Bond is going to be played by a black woman, now just fucking hold on a minute, this is just changing things for overt political statements. Let’s just see MGM spunk $200 million on a film no one will ever go and see, this kind of fucking around for fucking around sake will very quickly lose its appeal. So the 3% are running the 97% now. It won’t last. Market forces inevitably will say, enough is enough of cramming this big black cock, cripple, Lezza shit down our throats. And although some will like it, many others will simply not buy into this shit. So let’s see how the remake of Nelson Mandela played by Tammy Grey Davies goes down. Shaft is going to be played by Cunterbatch, and Ghandi is going to win an Oscar for Whoopi Goldberger, if she can lose 200 lbs, nah fuck it just play the role as a 350lbs fat big mouthed American cunt. Use your acting ability to suspend the audiences belief. what a load of fucking cunts. Jaws is going to be played by a gay parrot. The Alien is going to be played by that little spaz swimmer from the crip games. King Kong is not going to be played by Anthony Joshua, as that would be fucking rascist, so opening up the gig for any female, gay, wheelchair case with an Equity card. but if a fucking N isn’t picked to do the remake of Malcolm X all shit will let loose. Two faced, self righteous cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 They've made some errors in casting though. Like that actor Paul Walker from the Fast and Furious films. Turns out he can't fucking drive to save his life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 It’s the one arm weather girl with a balloon knot at the end of her stump that puts me right off my coon flakes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They've made some errors in casting though. Like that actor Paul Walker from the Fast and Furious films. Turns out he can't fucking drive to save his life. But he is black.....now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: It’s the one arm weather girl with a balloon knot at the end of her stump that puts me right off my coon flakes.... You'd be amazed what she can do with that stump... Over to Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 That's a built in colon tickler whilst playing the pink trombone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 From Usher Wiv Bruv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: That's a built in colon tickler whilst playing the pink trombone You must have a latex bunghole if it will stretch to accomodate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So Doctor Who is a bird now, I see what they are doing there fine. So the Little Mermaid is now black, ok we get what’s going on there. So every couple on every advert is black and white, ok that’s sometimes the case, we get that, but not ubiquitous please. So Marvel films Thor is now going to be a woman, well that’s really starting to stretch a point, but hey ho it’s a made up character and Norse God, let’s see if other cultures would welcome their deity being portrayed by the wrong gender as a propaganda gimmick. So James Bond is going to be played by a black woman, now just fucking hold on a minute, this is just changing things for overt political statements. Let’s just see MGM spunk $200 million on a film no one will ever go and see, this kind of fucking around for fucking around sake will very quickly lose its appeal. So the 3% are running the 97% now. It won’t last. Market forces inevitably will say, enough is enough of cramming this big black cock, cripple, Lezza shit down our throats. And although some will like it, many others will simply not buy into this shit. So let’s see how the remake of Nelson Mandela played by Tammy Grey Davies goes down. Shaft is going to be played by Cunterbatch, and Ghandi is going to win an Oscar for Whoopi Goldberger, if she can lose 200 lbs, nah fuck it just play the role as a 350lbs fat big mouthed American cunt. Use your acting ability to suspend the audiences belief. what a load of fucking cunts. Jaws is going to be played by a gay parrot. The Alien is going to be played by that little spaz swimmer from the crip games. King Kong is not going to be played by Anthony Joshua, as that would be fucking rascist, so opening up the gig for any female, gay, wheelchair case with an Equity card. but if a fucking N isn’t picked to do the remake of Malcolm X all shit will let loose. Two faced, self righteous cunts. Great nomination, this kind of horseplay by the elite spazbots is just pathetic. But they are just testing out their brain-washing tactics on the masses, hopefully their is still enough of us left with common sense to reject this subliminal manipulation. I reject anything like this on the grounds that it doesn't make any sense. I can't wait to see what three men are going to be cast as Charlie's fucking angels..oh wait up a fucking minute, that's probably not on the agenda, as it's men playing women's roles and that's just sexist. Unless they use gay/transgender/gay muslim men for the roles. The Freakshow is rolling on at an almighty pace now !! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Superb nom, even cartoon characters are all fucking colours of the rainbow nowadays. What will they come up with next at the think tank of barmy, stoned-as-a-bat Liberal elitism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Superb nom, even cartoon characters are all fucking colours of the rainbow nowadays. What will they come up with next at the think tank of barmy, stoned-as-a-bat Liberal elitism? Mikey Mouse is already starting to get a bit... dodgy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 We, as heterosexual white men, will all end up the same way. Slammed in a cage, awaiting vocal chord removal and castration, screaming.. 'Get your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We, as heterosexual white men, will all end up the same way. Slammed in a cage, awaiting vocal chord removal and castration, screaming.. 'Get your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Superb nom, even cartoon characters are all fucking colours of the rainbow nowadays. What will they come up with next at the think tank of barmy, stoned-as-a-bat Liberal elitism? Liberal elitism. Those daft cunts don't even know what the word liberal means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 hours ago, DrCunt said: You'd be amazed what she can do with that stump... Over to Neil. I'm only guessing here but I bet it isn't tie her own shoelaces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s the one arm weather girl with a balloon knot at the end of her stump that puts me right off my coon flakes.... You should try woghurt on your coon flakes instead of milk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm only guessing here but I bet it isn't tie her own shoelaces. True story. I got lumbered with looking after my 6 year old niece years ago. This bird was presenting on Cbeebies at the time. I said, 'look Katie, that lady's only got one arm.' My niece replied... 'I know, and she can even read!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm only guessing here but I bet it isn't tie her own shoelaces. Bet she's a pushover to beat at Guitar Hero, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Bet she's a pushover to beat at Guitar Hero, too. When was this photo taken? Was that fucking Jew Daywalker Kyle using my Nintendo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: True story. I got lumbered with looking after my 6 year old niece years ago. This bird was presenting on Cbeebies at the time. I said, 'look Katie, that lady's only got one arm.' My niece replied... 'I know, and she can even read!' Definitely your niece then, You disableist cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Lashana Lynch isn't the new James Bond but she is the new 007....well that's just fine and dandy then. Explains everything and add another PC token to the cuntpile. You couldn't make this shit up, you would have more chance landing an un-manned turd on the top of olympus mons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 10 hours ago, DrCunt said: You must have a latex bunghole if it will stretch to accomodate that. Ah, so Neil's the first site member to have met up for a drink with Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Definitely your niece then, You disableist cunt. Cheeky. I have nothing but respect for flids, mongs, tards, spackers and raspberries. Not that one out of Silent Witness though. I'm scared shitless of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 21:20, Eric Cuntman said: Cheeky. I have nothing but respect for flids, mongs, tards, spackers and raspberries. Not that one out of Silent Witness though. I'm scared shitless of her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cheeky. I have nothing but respect for flids, mongs, tards, spackers and raspberries. Not that one out of Silent Witness though. I'm scared shitless of her. Amanda Burton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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