Miles Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Are they an ideal birthday present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 36 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Are they an ideal birthday present? What are they? Put some effort into your nomination you slovenly toad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Doesn't any potential birthday present rely heavily on the age of the recepient? For example, I wouldn't dream of gifting a maxi-pack of Tena Lady to my niece, she is only 8. Whereas I would imagine you would be grateful for such a gift, you leaky old slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Are they an ideal birthday present? You do need to pad this out Pen. I don't have a clue what an e scooter is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: Are they an ideal birthday present? Depends on how badly you hate the recipient and wish to see them die.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: Depends on how badly you hate them and wish to see them die.... You tuber. I'm glad she's dead. Attention seeking fucking wannabe celebrity twat. any cunt who owns one of these should be euthanised for the good of the species. From now on, e scooters shall be known as 'Wank-Planks' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 31 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Depends on how badly you hate the recipient and wish to see them die.... "Loved her to bits"? Was there many bits left? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You tuber. I'm glad she's dead. Attention seeking fucking wannabe celebrity twat. any cunt who owns one of these should be euthanised for the good of the species. From now on, e scooters shall be known as 'Wank-Planks' And fucking skateboards. I sat on a bench in Dulwich park with the dogs and watched this fucking idiot attempting to spin so he's facing the opposite way. For around 30 minutes all this cunt achieved was coming off the board. 30 fucking minutes this went on for and not once did he achieved his objective. What made it worse was that he was in his 30s, wearing a baseball cap and had his strides sagging. The only thing a skateboard is of any use is battering a Muslim terrorist in London Bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Loved her to bits"? Was there many bits left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Aaal ba baaaark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 58 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And fucking skateboards. I sat on a bench in Dulwich park with the dogs and watched this fucking idiot attempting to spin so he's facing the opposite way. For around 30 minutes all this cunt achieved was coming off the board. 30 fucking minutes this went on for and not once did he achieved his objective. What made it worse was that he was in his 30s, wearing a baseball cap and had his strides sagging. The only thing a skateboard is of any use is battering a Muslim terrorist in London Bridge. My skateboard fucking sank the first time I used it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: My skateboard fucking sank the first time I used it. Is this before or after your horse drowned playing water polo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: My skateboard fucking sank the first time I used it. My cock fucking stank the first time I used it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My cock fucking stank the first time I used it. A chef I used to know's cock stank when he dipped it in the food of any customer who sent his meal back complaining. "Sauce bearnaise not tasty enough? I'll fucking give it some taste". He swears that when he sent it back they always complimented it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My cock fucking stank the first time I used it. Are you still using the old nob Authoritah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: Are you still using the old nob Authoritah? Only to frighten the children at Kabuki shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 19:33, camberwell gypsy said: A chef I used to know's cock stank when he dipped it in the food of any customer who sent his meal back complaining. "Sauce bearnaise not tasty enough? I'll fucking give it some taste". He swears that when he sent it back they always complimented it. Was it Angela Hartnett by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 21/07/2019 at 11:49, Eric Cuntman said: You tuber. I'm glad she's dead. Attention seeking fucking wannabe celebrity twat. any cunt who owns one of these should be euthanised for the good of the species. From now on, e scooters shall be known as 'Wank-Planks' I can't go as far as to say I'm glad she's dead, but I don't feel a lot of sympathy for her either. My guess is, she was probably zipping along on that scooter with her nose shoved in her stupid fucking phone, sending a text or a tweet or taking selfies so she'd have yet more pictures of her own precious face to lovingly gaze at in endless, non stop self-adoration. If that's how it happened, she got what she was asking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Was it Angela Hartnett by any chance? Don't know if he stuck his cock in her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 21/07/2019 at 16:34, camberwell gypsy said: You do need to pad this out Pen. I don't have a clue what an e scooter is. An E Scooter, is yer new form of transport, and they will be made available in every Borough to prevent people using public transport or having a car. https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/transport-secretarys-statement-on-coronavirus-covid-19-9-may-2020?utm_source=840025a0-74d6-4803-abce-0d8da668d18d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=govuk-notifications&utm_content=immediate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: An E Scooter, is yer new form of transport, and they will be made available in every Borough to prevent people using public transport or having a car. https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/transport-secretarys-statement-on-coronavirus-covid-19-9-may-2020?utm_source=840025a0-74d6-4803-abce-0d8da668d18d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=govuk-notifications&utm_content=immediate I'll have to pump the tyre up on the old uni-cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I'll have to pump the tyre up on the old uni-cycle. You may wanna remove the saddle. Those cobbled streets in Camberwell, could take you places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 On 21/07/2019 at 16:45, Salty Piss Flap said: Depends on how badly you hate the recipient and wish to see them die.... I'd still fuck her though. Even if she is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You may wanna remove the saddle. Those cobbled streets in Camberwell, could take you places. Cobbled streets in Camberwell? Camberwell is in that there London. Unlike the north, we tend to have tarmac on our roads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2020 Report Share Posted May 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cobbled streets in Camberwell? Camberwell is in that there London. Unlike the north, we tend to have tarmac on our roads. A smooth ride then? Oh well, where there's a wheel there's a way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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