Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 16 hours ago, See you said: Had a five minute look at the posts on here, boring half baked, semi literate often racist shite. Key board warriors with no life. Boring smelly middle aged men, get a shower and put if the house. Pricks Put the if out of here. fucking spacktard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I think its very likely that they were both rather drunk. Roops was fucking slaughtered. About one and a half bottles of M&S Rioja. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roops was fucking slaughtered. About one and a half bottles of M&S Rioja. Classy. Very classy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roops was fucking slaughtered. About one and a half bottles of M&S Rioja. And that was before she got to the spirits aisle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Ape said: *waits for “it” to make a comment... Spaghetti rings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 10 hours ago, scotty said: Fuckeefuckeetendollah "dorrah" not "dollar". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 I have just been looking at some of the moon shots .. all faked .. not a single one of Neil Armstrong with his pants down arse to the camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Ape said: Roops was unbearably drunk, but since unbearable is her default state, it’s not surprising. Narcissistic slag. Moderator abuse. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Now is the winter of our discount tent, made glorious summer by this leg of pork. It's certainly a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 18 hours ago, Roadkill said: I think its very likely that they were both rather drunk. Never mind that shit, Killer, have you seen the new Picard trailer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind that shit, Killer, have you seen the new Picard trailer? Indeed I have - looks fucking brilliant. The advanced looking aesthetic that CBS went for with Discovery will fit a sequel much better than a prequel - lets just hope they get some good fucking writers in. Mind you Voyager was mostly wank, but Jeri Ryan makes up for a lot of it - so if they have her in this then I'm watching no matter what the critics say. Looks like Spiner is making another appearance, most likely as B4, seeing as both Data and Lore are dead. I wonder who else will be making a cameo and if we'll be seeing any Enterprises - Frakes will be desperate for a bit of screen time no doubt - his career turned to shit after Nemesis, same with LeVar Burton and most of the rest of the cast really. I just hope Troy is dead and buried - today's writers will no doubt feel inclined to make her a gun-toting, independent female version of John McClane if she does show up after so many decades of being depicted as an easily mind-raped overly sensitive useless fucking sponge. No matter who shows up though, it'll give Patrick Stewart another opportunity to display his acting chops - so it'll be undoubtedly better than STD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never mind that shit, Killer, have you seen the new Picard trailer? Shit, that looks quite good. What's special about the brunette? Jeri Ryan's still a fuck-machine apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shit, that looks quite good. What's special about the brunette? Jeri Ryan's still a fuck-machine apparently. My guess from what we saw is she's some sort of Section 31 agent or an experiment of theirs - possibly some connection to the Borg seeing as there's also a cube in the trailer. Really hard to say with CBS though - as the last original main character they created was Spock's adopted sister who he never bothered mentioning and really wanted to shag (no joke). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My guess from what we saw is she's some sort of Section 31 agent or an experiment of theirs - possibly some connection to the Borg seeing as there's also a cube in the trailer. Really hard to say with CBS though - as the last original main character they created was Spock's adopted sister who he never bothered mentioning and really wanted to shag (no joke). Haven't seen Discovery. After that Enterprise shit with the quantum leap bloke in it, and DS9 being mostly fucking shit. I lost interest in the spin-offs. I quite like the new film franchise, but casting Bimbledong Crumplespack as Khan, was a bad idea. He's supposed to be Asian for a fucking start. And the Spock/Uhura thing doesn't work. Karl Urban is a fucking good tribute act to DeForest Kelly though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shit, that looks quite good. What's special about the brunette? Jeri Ryan's still a fuck-machine apparently. If she burst a septic haemorrhoid, I'd lick the viscous gobbets off her feet Authoritah. I don't know if that helps at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: If she burst a septic haemorrhoid, I'd lick the viscous gobbets off her feet Authoritah. I don't know if that helps at all? It does. A lot. It's what I was trying to say really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haven't seen Discovery. After that Enterprise shit with the quantum leap bloke in it, and DS9 being mostly fucking shit. I lost interest in the spin-offs. I quite like the new film franchise, but casting Bimbledong Crumplespack as Khan, was a bad idea. He's supposed to be Asian for a fucking start. And the Spock/Uhura thing doesn't work. Karl Urban is a fucking good tribute act to DeForest Kelly though. The new movies were a bit shite honestly. Especially the fucking Khan one. You're right about the guy who played Bones though, he did well and his character was the least fucked with aside from Checkov - who's actor was crushed to death by his own Jeep a few years back (karma for owning a faggy car). Pegg as Scotty was fucking unbearable though and no one has a fair chance of playing the likes of Kirk or Spock unless its the original actors. My own personal way of grading the movies is thinking about them years later and trying to see if I can remember the actual villains or plot - something I have no problem doing with even the worst original or Next Generation ones - but with these new ones, especially Into Darkness, I have no fucking clue what actually happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: If she burst a septic haemorrhoid, I'd lick the viscous gobbets off her feet Authoritah. I don't know if that helps at all? But would you drag your balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: But would you drag your balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup over the phone? That's a disgusting and classless question, Yank. Ratty is one of the last true romantics - he'd never have romantic relations over a phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's a disgusting and classless question, Yank. Ratty is one of the last true romantics - he'd never have romantic relations over a phone. How about with a phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: How about with a phone? Maybe if he's feeling a bit tame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Maybe if he's feeling a bit tame. My... that's a big one. (She said to me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The new movies were a bit shite honestly. Especially the fucking Khan one. You're right about the guy who played Bones though, he did well and his character was the least fucked with aside from Checkov - who's actor was crushed to death by his own Jeep a few years back (karma for owning a faggy car). Pegg as Scotty was fucking unbearable though and no one has a fair chance of playing the likes of Kirk or Spock unless its the original actors. My own personal way of grading the movies is thinking about them years later and trying to see if I can remember the actual villains or plot - something I have no problem doing with even the worst original or Next Generation ones - but with these new ones, especially Into Darkness, I have no fucking clue what actually happened. Simon Pegg was awful as Scotty. He obviously wanted to add his own quirk to the role. Originally, Scotty was an authority figure, the safe pair of hands who more often than not, commanded the ship in Kirk's absence. Pegg has turned him into a geeky spacker with a pet alien. Scooby & Shaggy in space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Simon Pegg was awful as Scotty. He obviously wanted to add his own quirk to the role. Originally, Scotty was an authority figure, the safe pair of hands who more often than not, commanded the ship in Kirk's absence. Pegg has turned him into a geeky spacker with a pet alien. Scooby & Shaggy in space. Pegg can only play two characters - Shaun, from Shaun of the Dead, and Nicholas Angel, from Hot Fuzz (who later transforms into Shaun). Asking him to play someone else will inevitably see the same old tired comic relief character appear as soon as the camera starts rolling. He's like the English version of Adam Sandler. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Moderator abuse. Reported. Only a shameless sycophant, that relies on a moderator to validate his little stories, would “like” a moronic post such as this. Isn’t that right, @Eddie? lol. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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