Major Cunt Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: All the males are effeminate sissy cunts Every cunt born after 1995 seems to be afflicted with the disease of fagotishness. Not that I give a shit, it just leaves more fruit on the trees to be picked. By that I mean females they want a bloke really, not some soppy cunt. Edited July 11, 2019 by Major Cunt I meant woman FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 33 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Every cunt born after 1995 seems to be afflicted with the disease of fagotishness. Not that I give a shit, it just leaves more fruit on the trees to be picked. No offense, but that could be taken as a euphemism for trawling gay bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: No offense, but that could be taken as a euphemism for trawling gay bars. Only if you're Duke of Kent Salty. Though thanks for the heads up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Frank said: And there you have it, Salty. That first sentence alone confirms that you will never cut it here. They’ll be no further communication between us. Not now, not ever.. never. It's all gone to shit, Frank. I thought I'd cheer myself up with a nostalgic listen to that Sixto Rodriguez album you recommended back in 2012, but even that's not as good as I remembered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all gone to shit, Frank. I thought I'd cheer myself up with a nostalgic listen to that Sixto Rodriguez album you recommended back in 2012, but even that's not as good as I remembered. Try Seu Jorge. Here he is with ‘Life on Mars’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all gone to shit, Frank. I thought I'd cheer myself up with a nostalgic listen to that Sixto Rodriguez album you recommended back in 2012, but even that's not as good as I remembered. I don’t need to tell you that I’m not keen on anything or anyone. However, every once in a while I stumble across an old record that’s so good, life seems worthwhile. Herbie Hancock’s 2007 Joni Mitchell tribute album ‘River: The Joni Letters’ is just wonderful. I don’t care much for Tina Turner, but her vocal on track 2, with HH and Wayne Turner on sax, is the best gift you’ll get from me this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I don’t need to tell you that I’m not keen on anything or anyone. However, every once in a while I stumble across an old record that’s so good, life seems worthwhile. Herbie Hancock’s 2007 Joni Mitchell tribute album ‘River: The Joni Letters’ is just wonderful. I don’t care much for Tina Turner, but her vocal on track 2, with HH and Wayne Turner on sax, is the best gift you’ll get from me this year. I don’t normally open your pathetic lounge lizard creepy music contributions on here you weird fucking bullshitter. But, being very familiar with this classic song I made the mistake of doing so. You fucking disgusting poncey piece of shit! How dare you try and spread this abomination to thick cunts who don’t know any better! We’ve never got on Frank, but you have gone too far this time. I’m going to hunt you down like a dog and lock you in a cellar with Terry Christian. No point in begging for mercy you horrible cunt. It’s happening. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Frank said: I couldn’t agree more... I can’t stand myself and I’m not being flippant. I simply wanted it noted, politely, that you.. Salty Piss Flap, are completely devoid of all humour. Totally. He is however, higher than you on the leaderboard. @Salty Piss Flap Is under my protection Frank. 'You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chum, and I shall be underneath it when it breaks.' You've been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’m going to hunt you down like a dog and lock you in a cellar with Terry Christian. No point in begging for mercy you horrible cunt. It’s happening. Trust me. He shouldn't be too hard to find, he's at his restaurant most days. You know where that is, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Frank said: Try Seu Jorge. Here he is with ‘Life on Mars’. Painful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Frank said: I don’t need to tell you that I’m not keen on anything or anyone. However, every once in a while I stumble across an old record that’s so good, life seems worthwhile. Herbie Hancock’s 2007 Joni Mitchell tribute album ‘River: The Joni Letters’ is just wonderful. I don’t care much for Tina Turner, but her vocal on track 2, with HH and Wayne Turner on sax, is the best gift you’ll get from me this year. I'm not a great fan of Jack Vettriano's sub-par "Fifty Shades of Grey" shit, but if that's your bag then best have some Ella with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all gone to shit, Frank. I thought I'd cheer myself up with a nostalgic listen to that Sixto Rodriguez album you recommended back in 2012, but even that's not as good as I remembered. What about this Baw's? Primark store attracts coach trips from Scotland BBC Midlands Today An unlikely place has become Birmingham's newest tourist destination, BBC Travel companies are organising coach trips, from as far away as Scotland, to Birmingham's Primark, the largest of the firm's stores anywhere in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: I don’t normally open your pathetic lounge lizard creepy music contributions on here you weird fucking bullshitter. But, being very familiar with this classic song I made the mistake of doing so. You fucking disgusting poncey piece of shit! How dare you try and spread this abomination to thick cunts who don’t know any better! We’ve never got on Frank, but you have gone too far this time. I’m going to hunt you down like a dog and lock you in a cellar with Terry Christian. No point in begging for mercy you horrible cunt. It’s happening. Trust me. You’ve been missing out then, haven’t you, sarge? My impeccable taste in music is part and parcel of what keeps the Frank Kleftiko character as popular as its ever been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 17 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: If you're waiting for my come back, scrape it off granny's teeth. Do you think you might teach Salty Piss Flaps how to be funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Do you think you might teach Salty Piss Flaps how to be funny? Sorry, no can do. I am fully booked writing Ape's material. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Sorry, no can do. I am fully booked writing Ape's material. Who writes yours? A little suggestion if I may... dump them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Glowworm said: What about this Baw's? Travel companies are organising coach trips, from as far away as Scotland, to Birmingham's Primark, the largest of the firm's stores anywhere in the world. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: fuckin chinese 😑 It's not the Chinese, it's the Greeks he's after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuckin chinese 😑 Oh fuck it. I'll be the first to bite. What have the chinks done to upset you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's not the Chinese, it's the Greeks he's after yeah but still.. fuckin chinese 😑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh fuck it. I'll be the first to bite. What have the chinks done to upset you? there's loads of the mycotic fuckers Authoritah. China's big with plenty of room but you just know they'll absorb Hong Kong, Taiwan, the Spratlys, Llandudno etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, ratcum said: there's loads of the mycotic fuckers Authoritah. China's big with plenty of room but you just know they'll absorb Hong Kong, Taiwan, the Spratlys, Llandudno etc. Talacre and Mold as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: there's loads of the mycotic fuckers Authoritah. China's big with plenty of room but you just know they'll absorb Hong Kong, Taiwan, the Spratlys, Llandudno etc. Saucy radish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: fuckin chinese 😑 I know they all look the same, but I'm fairly sure my "one-eyed man" is Jap's, not Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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