Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Stick to the rules, that's all I ask. If you continue to break them, I'll unfortunately have to continue doing my civic duty by reporting you. Rattled. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 18 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't, but I do recall a "Tuna Can Tommy", (tuna tin to you Brits) though he might have been from a different Wambaugh novel. He's in "The Glitter Dome". On a just-about-semi-related note, "Cannery Row" is one of my favourite books. (I almost spelled it "favorite" there, just to make you feel at home, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself afterwards.) The frog hunt episode is absolute fucking class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported. Why would anyone, other than a weedy little faggot poof-cunt, have JRM as their avatar? Actually, scrub that - I’ve answered my own question. Lol. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's in "The Glitter Dome". On a just-about-semi-related note, "Cannery Row" is one of my favourite books. (I almost spelled it "favorite" there, just to make you feel at home, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself afterwards.) The frog hunt episode is absolute fucking class. Unlike you to be so neighborly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unlike you to be so neighborly. I see what you did there, but you're not getting a "like" for it, you fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's in "The Glitter Dome". On a just-about-semi-related note, "Cannery Row" is one of my favourite books. (I almost spelled it "favorite" there, just to make you feel at home, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself afterwards.) The frog hunt episode is absolute fucking class. I’ve been to the sardine factory in Monterrey where Steinbeck worked and lived as a youth.....Cannery Row. I was playing golf at Pebble beach and other great courses just round the corner otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered. John Steinbeck was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I see what you did there, but you're not getting a "like" for it, you fucking whore. But you wanted to... That's enough, I'm sated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Why would anyone, other than a weedy little faggot poof-cunt, have JRM as their avatar? Actually, scrub that - I’ve answered my own question. Lol. Lol. Fuck off. Well it’s better than your current self-portrait..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But you wanted to... That's enough, I'm sated. On that scale, the blowjob I'm not getting off Jessica Alba tonight is going to keep me flaccid for the rest of the month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: On that scale, the blowjob I'm not getting off Jessica Alba tonight is going to keep me flaccid for the rest of the month. Punkers is hoping to get one off of Idris Elba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: John Steinbeck was a cunt. I can just imagine you and Ape as George and Lenny. I'll leave you to guess which one's which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Punkers is hoping to get one off of Idris Elba. What, another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On that scale, the blowjob I'm not getting off Jessica Alba tonight is going to keep me flaccid for the rest of the month. Oi Baws you cheeky cunt. That's my bird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Oi Baws you cheeky cunt. That's my bird! Best you treat little Nancy Callaghan right, or Marv will be round to fuck you up but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He's in "The Glitter Dome". On a just-about-semi-related note, "Cannery Row" is one of my favourite books. (I almost spelled it "favorite" there, just to make you feel at home, but I wouldn't have been able to live with myself afterwards.) The frog hunt episode is absolute fucking class. Yeah, I googled it after I posted. It's been quite awhile since I read any Wambaugh. I've read his first ten books from The New Centurions through Echoes in the Darkness. One of these days, I'll have to pick up where I left off. I'd also like to give Blood On The Badge, by Ron Harris a read. 😉 Don't think I read Cannery Row, though I have read Of Mice and Men and Grapes of Wrath. If you've never seen the 1940 film version of GOW with Henry Fonda as Tom Joad, you ought to give it a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best you treat little Nancy Callaghan right, or Marv will be round to fuck you up but good. He seems more like a Nancy Kulp kinda guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Well it’s better than your current self-portrait..... lol. No, it’s not. Mine is of a fictitious character from my childhood, that was chosen as a lighthearted joke. Yours is of someone who epitomises everything I hate in politics and the public school system. He’s a total fucking wanker, as are you. I bet your spindly little cock is red raw after an afternoon watching the Parliament channel. You fucking disgust me. Lol. Lol. LOL! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: No, it’s not. Mine is of a fictitious character from my childhood, that was chosen as a lighthearted joke. Yours is of someone who epitomises everything I hate in politics and the public school system. He’s a total fucking wanker, as are you. I bet your spindly little cock is red raw after an afternoon watching the Parliament channel. You fucking disgust me. Lol. Lol. LOL! Fuck off. Ape Which school would you like to have gone to ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Ape Which school would you like to have gone to ? Whichever school @Ape went to, I'd imagine he's unbelievably glad it wasn't yours. Getting your rectum fucked inside out five times a day is an education of sorts, but not the kind anyone here but @Frank and yourself would be proud of. Punkape.exe is in overdrive today. Has the run button been glued down with your Nigerian boyfriends salty salad dressing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape Which school would you like to have gone to ? The one I went to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Ape said: The one I went to. Why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Why ? Because being there allowed me the life I have now, which doesn’t involve other men’s bottoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Because being there allowed me the life I have now, which doesn’t involve other men’s bottoms. Did you have lots of beans at your school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did you have lots of beans at your school? Yes! And balsa wood, and glue, and helicopters. What I didn’t have, however, was any anal sex with “men of the cloth”. I have no complaints about my school life - I suspect the same applies to you, albeit for very different reasons. Fucking poof. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Yes! And balsa wood, and glue, and helicopters. What I didn’t have, however, was any anal sex with “men of the cloth”. I have no complaints about my school life - I suspect the same applies to you, albeit for very different reasons. Fucking poof. Lol. Would you have enjoyed Eton and subsequent better career prospects ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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