Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: A tip to all you like miners out there - make a reference to Ape in your post and you're guaranteed a like from the vile amalgam of both genders. Doesn’t matter if the post is utter fucking drivel (this will doubtless come as a relief to @Earl of Punkape and @Witheredscrote, as for them drivel is a given) - just post the first shite that comes into your head! Have you been flying your balsa wood 'Spruce Goose' in Tesco's car park, while your wife clears the shelves of value beans ? Fuck off Igor Sikorsky.. Lol lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you been flying your balsa wood 'Spruce Goose' in Tesco's car park, while your wife clears the shelves of value beans ? Fuck off Igor Sikorsky.. Lol lol Yes, that’s the kind of thing, but you’ve made the mistake of making it actually funny, and “it” won’t understand. You need to lower yourself to the intelligence level of a stupid French wanker or a faux-public school moron, and then try again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Yes, that’s the kind of thing, but you’ve made the mistake of making it actually funny, and “it” won’t understand. You need to lower yourself to the intelligence level of a stupid French wanker or a faux-public school moron, and then try again. Ape at the seaside... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ape at the seaside... lol. That’s what a lolly stick would look like if repeatedly shoved up your arse. Edited July 5, 2019 by Ape Beans stuck together with congealed semen lol lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: That’s what a lolly stick would look like if repeatedly shoved up your arse. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 25 minutes ago, Ape said: That’s what a lolly stick would look like if repeatedly shoved up your arse. 57 varieties of spunk. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 57 varieties of spunk. Lol. At the very least... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, I dreamed of you last night. It was boring. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking idiot. He’s relentlessly fucking shit - a constant cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: He’s relentlessly fucking shit - a constant cunt. I never knew you felt so strongly about it. I won't bother to post anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 Drop 'em in at the rear, plenty of cover, a stylish late rattle and beaten a short head. Goodbye to your mug money pal. Just like Fallon the twisting cunts. Cunts indeed. Induct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Drop 'em in at the rear, plenty of cover, a stylish late rattle and beaten a short head. Goodbye to your mug money pal. Just like Fallon the twisting cunts. Cunts indeed. Induct. What in the wide world of sports are you fucking on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Drop 'em in at the rear, plenty of cover, a stylish late rattle and beaten a short head. Goodbye to your mug money pal. Just like Fallon the twisting cunts. Cunts indeed. Induct. 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What in the wide world of sports are you fucking on about? He's a fucking mental. I've genuinely tried to understand him. But it just isn't happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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