Neil Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Wasn't Kip Keyno known as the 1st 'flying kenyan' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, Neil said: Wasn't Kip Keyno known as the 1st 'flying kenyan' What do you call an African with ten kids? These days, "neighbour". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Unbelievable, the butt-hurt git has just applied for another account. Brett, come back in a couple of months, hopefully by then you'll understand what the site is about. Could it have been Snatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Could it have been Snatch? Poor old Snitch .. I have always wondered whether he shares a bed with Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: In my experience British Africans (yes you have to call them that or you’re a racist) don’t care for cheese and pickle. There is some kind of caterpillar, don’t know the name , they are crazy for. They smuggle them in every day through Heathrow. They fry the fuckers up and wolf them down like fucking caviar. ( not that i’ve tasted caviar obviously. I’m not posh) I’m not against Africans in my country, as long as they are female with massive tits and arses. The rest of them need to fuck off back where they came from. Fuck me, Frau Rat's an African! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Poor old Snitch .. I have always wondered whether he shares a bed with Ape. We will never know. I think we all feel guilt about the way we treated him at the end, especially Roops, who constantly goaded him. I don't know how she fucking sleeps at night. R I P Snatch, you rollmop scoffing kraut lover. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: We will never know. I think we all feel guilt about the way we treated him at the end, especially Roops, who constantly goaded him. I don't know how she fucking sleeps at night. R I P Snatch, you rollmop scoffing kraut lover. I suspect that Mrs R sleeps well in a comfortable bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 33 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I suspect that Mrs R sleeps well in a comfortable bed. Coffin, more like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What do you call an African with ten kids? These days, "neighbour". I know it was a word beginning with N and ending with R but I don't think it was neighbour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coffin, more like. You can get lined coffins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 58 minutes ago, Neil said: I know it was a word beginning with N and ending with R but I don't think it was neighbour 'Near' as in "The sheriff's near". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't think he had a case. Just a plastic bag with a cheese and pickle sarnie in. I also heard it was a frozen sarnie. I can't say I've ever felt the need to put sarnies in the freezer rather than the fridge although i've heard The foreign types do have weird food preferences though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I also heard it was a frozen sarnie. I can't say I've ever felt the need to put sarnies in the freezer rather than the fridge although i've heard The foreign types do have weird food preferences though. Have you had a stroke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you had a stroke? It's lovely here today in Norwich, Withers, Drew's entitled to a few early sherbets down by the Wensum. What's it like in France? I imagine that the piss-soaked, immigrant filled streets are absolutely fucking humming in this heat. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It's lovely here today in Norwich, Withers, Drew's entitled to a few early sherbets down by the Wensum. What's it like in France? I imagine that the piss-soaked, immigrant filled streets are absolutely fucking humming in this heat. Idiot. Not so good today, sunshine and 35C, but the man who serviced the pool filters this morning left the garden gate open, and a gaggle of 19 geese are happily splashing about as I type. Life is tiresome. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What do you call an African with ten kids? These days, "neighbour". Reported for batant racism. Fucking jocks think they can get away with anything 😠😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Life is tiresome. Perhaps you should consider taking a permanent break from it? Woggy Froggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Perhaps you should consider taking a permanent break from it? Woggy Froggy. I would certainly consider it, if I lived a mere 130 mile from Leicester. Tell me, when the wind blows from the west, can you smell curry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 29 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I would certainly consider it, if I lived a mere 130 mile from Leicester. Tell me, when the wind blows from the west, can you smell curry? It's only 120 miles from here to London, the stench of The Judge's gusset blocks out any bad biryani vibes wafting out of Ratae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you had a stroke? Dont ever try to stowaway on a plane back to the UK withers because we would think someone had just flushed the khazi after eating rotten cheese and garlic if you fell out. You vile frog. Vivre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Not so good today, sunshine and 35C, but the man who serviced the pool filters this morning left the garden gate open, and a gaggle of 19 geese are happily splashing about as I type. Life is tiresome. Twat. You'll be fucking knackered tomorrow then. I bet they wish they had accidentally wandered into Barrymores gaffe instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 56 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You'll be fucking knackered tomorrow then. I bet they wish they had accidentally wandered into Barrymores gaffe instead. Barrymore was a lightweight. Come Christmas, these cunts will know what a good fisting really means. Sage & Onion indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Because 209 mph is terminal velocity, which is how fast objects without wings or rotors travel after they've fallen for miles through the earths atmosphere. I'm not talking to you about this stuff anymore. You're well thick with gravity! oh hang on, you Wikipedia'd it. Well.. what I said is still right because it also says that if the arms and legs were tucked up to the body, it would achieve higher speeds. It was minus degrees farengrade, so he wouldn't have been spread-eagled for an even suntan, on his back, and on his legs, and on his arms hahahaha. The physics of fluid mechanics (let's call it what it is), was never meant for fragrant lezzas like yourself Authoritah. Stop filling your pretty little head with such silly ideas. Mine jew, I bet you know your way around a Rug Doctor © eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 14 hours ago, Neil said: Wasn't Kip Keyno known as the 1st 'flying kenyan' The first flying Kenyan was a gentleman called Kenneth N'Bongo. In 1953 he was captured by the 31st Lancers - during the Mau Mau rising. To keep up morale, the 31st Lancers would fire N'Bongo from their regimental cannon ("Wog Stopper The 1st") into the nearest cesspit. N'Bongo died of Dysentery and a broken neck, but as part of the healing process N'Bongo had the first ever flush public toilet in Nairobi named after him. Tradition has it that anybody firing a cannonball in the N'Bongo Bog is greeted with a cry of "N'Bongo!! N'Bongo!! He shits near the Congo!!", by his fellow toilet users. The N'Bongo Bog is one of many African shitters Spunkers is barred from. The filthy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, ratcum said: The physics of fluid mechanics (let's call it what it is), was never meant for fragrant lezzas like yourself Authoritah. Stop filling your pretty little head with such silly ideas. Mine jew, I bet you know your way around a Rug Doctor © eh? I consider myself triumphant. Gyppo cheated by stating verified facts from an accredited source, whereas I, correctly followed scientific procedure, by actually knowing very little about the subject, and then just making stuff up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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