Prints Harry Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Being a retired "high flying" railway executive I do from time to time receive promotional material .. this morning details of a staff training package arrived and inside was the delightful picture of these two creepy looking cunts supposedly looking at some part of one of the modules on a tablet. My feeling however are that the creepy cunt of the right is showing the equally creepy looking cunt on the left a photo of the flattened remains of a Yorkshire terrier tha he ran over with his cheap Korean built 4x4. Could you trust either of these cunts with your pet goose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Being a retired "high flying" railway executive I do from time to time receive promotional material .. this morning details of a staff training package arrived and inside was the delightful picture of these two creepy looking cunts supposedly looking at some part of one of the modules on a tablet. My feeling however are that the creepy cunt of the right is showing the equally creepy looking cunt on the left a photo of the flattened remains of a Yorkshire terrier tha he ran over with his cheap Korean built 4x4. Could you trust either of these cunts with your pet goose? Bald cunts with beards are not to be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bald cunts with beards are not to be trusted. Everything about this pair hints at a need to lock away your children, pets and maiden uncles and aunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Quelle surprise. A pointless, train-related, niche nomination which manages somehow to be both too generic and too specific simultaneously. Simply fucking awful. PS That'll teach you to be nasty about poor old @Eric Cuntman PPS Even though the cunt deserves all the abuse he gets for that FlidSpack shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Quelle surprise. A pointless, train-related, niche nomination which manages somehow to be both too generic and too specific simultaneously. Simply fucking awful. PS That'll teach you to be nasty about poor old @Eric Cuntman PPS Even though the cunt deserves all the abuse he gets for that FlidSpack shite. A bit rich coming from the inventor of 'Double Jeopardy FlidSpack'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A bit rich coming from the inventor of 'Double Jeopardy FlidSpack'. If nothing else, it made Ding look like a twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bald cunts with beards are not to be trusted. Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Quelle surprise. A pointless, train-related, niche nomination which manages somehow to be both too generic and too specific simultaneously. Simply fucking awful. PS That'll teach you to be nasty about poor old @Eric Cuntman PPS Even though the cunt deserves all the abuse he gets for that FlidSpack shite. Is that you on the left of the pic Baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If nothing else, it made Ding look like a twat. I did get asked to do a course showing people who to deal with difficult and violent passengers .. I did say that I was interested but did not get a response after I asked if they could accommodate my Quingo and the breathing apparatus, oxygen tube and the tablet pc that I use to tap out my robotic voice via a stick mounted on my forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I did get asked to do a course showing people who to deal with difficult and violent passengers .. I did say that I was interested but did not get a response after I asked if they could accommodate my Quingo and the breathing apparatus, oxygen tube and the tablet pc that I use to tap out my robotic voice via a stick mounted on my forehead. You’re the perfect cunt to deal with difficult an violent passengers. Start telling one of your really interesting ‘When I worked on the railway’ stories and the cunts would be snoring before you’ve got to ‘the’. And playing with the 350 piece Hornby train set down at the transgender refuge isn’t really working on the railways. Walter Mitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” is a traditional American folk song recorded by Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan and John Denver among many others. It has some very dodgy lyrics about some bird called Dinah blowing horns. I don’t know why i’m telling you this when we have our very own Yank, Piss Stains or whatever his name is. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, judgetwi said: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” is a traditional American folk song recorded by Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan and John Denver among many others. It has some very dodgy lyrics about some bird called Dinah blowing horns. I don’t know why i’m telling you this when we have our very own Yank, Piss Stains or whatever his name is. Wanker. Hi Jewdy. Who would you call if dead Kenyans started turning up in your back garden? The police don't want to know and the dustmen won't touch 'em. RSPCA is just racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I heard gary Glitter is going to stage a comeback starting with his cover of a New Order song: Touched by the hand of a nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bald cunts with beards are not to be trusted. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hi Jewdy. Who would you call if dead Kenyans started turning up in your back garden? The police don't want to know and the dustmen won't touch 'em. RSPCA is just racist. Rentokil (ethnics department) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hi Jewdy. Who would you call if dead Kenyans started turning up in your back garden? The police don't want to know and the dustmen won't touch 'em. RSPCA is just racist. Funny you should mention that Herr Oberst. Apparently the cunt touched down in Clapham. I’m no mathematician you understand but if the pilot had pressed the button five seconds earlier he could well have drifted, given the lack of cross wind at the time, into my garden. I would expect some hefty compo from Kenyan Airlines for dumping shit in my garden and fucking up my Rhododendrons. Saucy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Funny you should mention that Herr Oberst. Apparently the cunt touched down in Clapham. I’m no mathematician you understand but if the pilot had pressed the button five seconds earlier he could well have drifted, given the lack of cross wind at the time, into my garden. I would expect some hefty compo from Kenyan Airlines for dumping shit in my garden and fucking up my Rhododendrons. Saucy cunts. I thought it was near your manor! Ronnie and Reggie would never have let this happen mind. People had respect in them days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought it was near your manor! Ronnie and Reggie would never have let this happen mind. People had respect in them days Ronnie took ‘pride’ in his work You could leave your back door open then. In fact Ronnie insisted on it. Proper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I thought it was near your manor! Ronnie and Reggie would never have let this happen mind. People had respect in them days Sarf London belonged to the Richardsons Herr Oberst. The Krays were a pair of faaaking poofs you cant. Mad Frankie told me that before I kicked his crutches away and done the faaaking cant good and proper. Don’t faaak about wiv me you faaaking Jerry cant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 44 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sarf London belonged to the Richardsons Herr Oberst. The Krays were a pair of faaaking poofs you cant. Mad Frankie told me that before I kicked his crutches away and done the faaaking cant good and proper. Don’t faaak about wiv me you faaaking Jerry cant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” is a traditional American folk song recorded by Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan and John Denver among many others. It has some very dodgy lyrics about some bird called Dinah blowing horns. I don’t know why i’m telling you this when we have our very own Yank, Piss Stains or whatever his name is. Wanker. You should just be careful that you don't yank your dick too hard. Not much there to begin with from what I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Agreed Looks like Frank with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sarf London belonged to the Richardsons Herr Oberst. The Krays were a pair of faaaking poofs you cant. Mad Frankie told me that before I kicked his crutches away and done the faaaking cant good and proper. Don’t faaak about wiv me you faaaking Jerry cant. Judge, those pizzas in that box will be cold by the time the punters get them. Behave yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 11 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Agreed Did you know this cunt pretended to be a doctor to get into a children's home in Cambodia? Utter evil cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Judge, those pizzas in that box will be cold by the time the punters get them. Behave yourself. Yeah.......and you will be long dead in the ground before any original thought enters your empty brain cavity. Keep trying though......there’s nothing wrong with ambition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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