Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 What is the fucking point? .. they're not the Alps or Mount Everest. and what they are is meaningless as they are named after Marilyn Monroes tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 11 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What is the fucking point? .. they're not the Alps or Mount Everest. and what they are is meaningless as they are named after Marilyn Monroes tits. Brings a whole new meaning to the term "rock hard nipples". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Brings a whole new meaning to the term "rock hard nipples". TBH they are the "Marilyns" they are big "peaks" on the top of hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Gentlemen prefer knolls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Quality nomination. Absolutely first class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Children in care have been abused long enough. Just drown the fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: What is the fucking point? .. they're not the Alps or Mount Everest. and what they are is meaningless as they are named after Marilyn Monroes tits. Must be dangerous climbing them. Especially on your own in bad weather I mean not knowing who to cling to when the rain set in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Must be dangerous climbing them. Especially on your own in bad weather I mean not knowing who to cling to when the rain set in. Have you never been up Parkhill when the sea mist drops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, Ape said: Quality nomination. Absolutely first class. cuckoo! cuckoo! cockoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: Have you never been up Parkhill when the sea mist drops? Not sure. What does he look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Not sure. What does he look like? He's a bit gnarled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: What is the fucking point? .. they're not the Alps or Mount Everest. and what they are is meaningless as they are named after Marilyn Monroes tits. I don’t know who this geezer is but he looks like a wanker to me. Speaking of wankers I once spunked on Marilyn’s tits. True fucking story. Ok it was only a picture of her but it was a shedload of jizz and it shot out like an Iranian “refugee” running for the next rubber dinghy to the Kent coast. What do you think of that you sad old witch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I don’t know who this geezer is but he looks like a wanker to me. Speaking of wankers I once spunked on Marilyn’s tits. True fucking story. Ok it was only a picture of her but it was an shedload of jizz and it shot out like an Iranian “refugee” running for the next rubber dinghy to the Kent coast. What do you think of that you sad old witch? I believe that's Pen's younger brother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I believe that's Pen's younger brother. Grandson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I don’t know who this geezer is but he looks like a wanker to me. Speaking of wankers I once spunked on Marilyn’s tits. True fucking story. Ok it was only a picture of her but it was a shedload of jizz and it shot out like an Iranian “refugee” running for the next rubber dinghy to the Kent coast. What do you think of that you sad old witch? Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Grandson. Cunt but I like you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Grandson. Pen was already drawing its pension during The Flood, hence the disabled, non-binary toilet on the ark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen was already drawing its pension during The Flood, hence the disabled, non-binary toilet on the ark. And it was you who used to mop the toilets out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen was already drawing its pension during The Flood, hence the disabled, non-binary toilet on the ark. I forgot to mention that I am now sitting stalk bollock naked on the sofa with my pendulous scrotum and huge 18" cock dangling on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I forgot to mention that I am now sitting stalk bollock naked on the sofa with my pendulous scrotum and huge 18" cock dangling on the floor. ...with stray dogs licking the fermenting soft cheese off the end. I hope you remembered to put kitchen roll on the sofa to prevent brown stains on the upholstery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: ...with stray dogs licking the fermenting soft cheese off the end. I hope you remembered to put kitchen roll on the sofa to prevent brown stains on the upholstery. I used an algorithm which correctly predicted that you would turn up with your big fat gob wide open ready to hoover the shit and spunk up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 "Cunts who do the Monroes" - Is this a sly dig at JFK? I suppose it must be, given that the minor Caledonian hillocks are actually called "Munros". It's either that or Pen has, once again, fallen at the first hurdle, which I find hard to believe because fuck knows she's had enough practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gentlemen prefer knolls. 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Cunts who do the Monroes" - Is this a sly dig at JFK? I suppose it must be, given that the minor Caledonian hillocks are actually called "Munros". It's either that or Pen has, once again, fallen at the first hurdle, which I find hard to believe because fuck knows she's had enough practice. Of all the cunts to miss that, I wasn't expecting it to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Pen was already drawing its pension during The Flood, hence the disabled, non-binary toilet on the ark. The one with shit all up the walls and on the ceiling and the door. Not a fucking trace in the bowl. It obviously needs its arsehole resleeved and calibrated. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Glowworm said: I forgot to mention that I am now sitting stalk bollock naked on the sofa with my pendulous scrotum and huge 18" cock dangling on the floor. Pen went on a trip to the Azores Its pendulous scrotum all covered in sores All the dogs in the street Tried to jump for the meat That hung out the sides of its drawers. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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