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ratcum Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't know, as there are as many "American accents" as there are regions and even specific states and cities. A NYC accent (which has multiple sub-accents itself) differs from a Boston accent, which differs from a Chicago accent, which differs from a New Orleans accent, etc. Same with southern "redneck" accents. Georgia differs from Tennessee, which differs from Alabama, which differs from Mississippi and on and on. The Midwest has their own accents as well. Only the far west (excluding Texas) has no discernable accent. If you live over here long enough, you develop an ear for them and can pick out where people are from by the way they speak. look dickhead, limit yourself to two sentences. Use short, punchy syntax, stop boring the pants of every cunt on here or fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: look dickhead, limit yourself to two sentences. Use short, punchy syntax, stop boring the pants of every cunt on here or fuck off. You want to look at my dickhead you say???? You want to start boning the pants off every cunt here you say??? I'd say a very COLD shower is in order for you, young lad!!! Before you start humping the sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know about the differences in our standardised respective spellings of the English language, but I recently found out something that surprised me. I'd always assumed that the accents of Americans had diverged from our own due to the influx of millions of immigrants from Europe. Apparently though, the American accent (I'm not sure which one, I didn't dig that far) is actually more akin to the British accent of the 18th century than our own currently is. It's all to do with an emergent middle-class in Britain trying to distinguish themselves from the rabble by adopting a non-rhotic pronunciation throughout the latter part of the 18th century. If this theory is to be believed, Cornwallis and Clinton weren't solely communicating with a "By jingo!" here, or an "I say, old boy" there, as depicted in most historical fiction. In all likelihood, they were chewing the fat in a way that was indistinguishable from the ramblings of Top Cat and Yogi bear. Top Cat was inspired by post Batista Cuba's clearing of yankee dollar brothels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I don't know, as there are as many "American accents" as there are regions and even specific states and cities. A NYC accent (which has multiple sub-accents itself) differs from a Boston accent, which differs from a Chicago accent, which differs from a New Orleans accent, etc. Same with southern "redneck" accents. Georgia differs from Tennessee, which differs from Alabama, which differs from Mississippi and on and on. The Midwest has their own accents as well. Only the far west (excluding Texas) has no discernable accent. If you live over here long enough, you develop an ear for them and can pick out where people are from by the way they speak. The one I can't bear, is the ridiculously over emphasised accent that seems specific to Jewish and Italian women from New Jersey. Every time Carmela Soprano spoke, I wanted to punch her stupid fucking cunt head in. Paulie Walnuts made that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You want to look at my dickhead you say???? You want to start boning the pants off every cunt here you say??? I'd say a very COLD shower is in order for you, young lad!!! Before you start humping the sofa. Don't mention showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The one I can't bear, is the ridiculously over emphasised accent that seems specific to Jewish and Italian women from New Jersey. Every time Carmela Soprano spoke, I wanted to punch her stupid fucking cunt head in. Paulie Walnuts made that show. Yes, i had completely forgotten about the "Joisey" accent. I think there are even separate accents for north and south Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't mention showers. Something rectum avoids as long as possible I presume? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Something rectum avoids as long as possible I presume? No. He's an insane Nazi with an IQ of 209. He likes gas chambers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. He's an insane Nazi with an IQ of 209. He likes gas chambers. Sounds like a real charmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 15 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Sounds like a real charmer. My own Grandfather died at Auschwitz. Fell out of a watchtower when he was cleaning his rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My own Grandfather died at Auschwitz. Fell out of a watchtower when he was cleaning his rifle. People need to stop making holocaust jokes. Can you nazi how hurtful they are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My own Grandfather died at Auschwitz. Fell out of a watchtower when he was cleaning his rifle. 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: People need to stop making holocaust jokes. Can you nazi how hurtful they are? Keep it up and the coach will send you both to the showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My own Grandfather died at Auschwitz. Fell out of a watchtower when he was cleaning his rifle. What a gas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I think there are even separate accents for north and south Jersey. Which one did Bergerac have? You must have heard of him, he was the Stinging Detective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 20 June 2019 at 16:20, Eric Cuntman said: And when television is introduced to where you live, you'll start paying for it as well. The traditional forms of entertainment, like, setting fire to methane pockets in the swamp, watching farmers fuck a goat in the back room of a pub, and raping tourists, will all die out. maybe not the raping. You've obviously visited the Forest of Dean recently? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 On 20/06/2019 at 22:40, camberwell gypsy said: People need to stop making holocaust jokes. Can you nazi how hurtful they are? They leave a bad smell in the air lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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