Earl of Punkape Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Every female who dares to come on to this board faces the same set of accusations and speculation. I might well have a hairy bacon roll between my legs or I might have a pendulous scrotum but what the fuck does it matter to anyone? There are far more important questions to be answered such as what the web-footed crybaby from Norfolk does for a living .. actually I am reliably informed that he is a parking enforcement officer .. yes a fucking parking warden/meter fucking maid! Also not to forget this semi-literate DrCunt who tries to pass himself off as some kind of "medical professional". Dr Cunt is probably a “dodgy” janitor at an abortion clinic (extermination facility)...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 58 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Dr Cunt is probably a “dodgy” janitor at an abortion clinic (extermination facility)...... lol. Not even a "pox doctor's" clerk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: There are far more important questions to be answered Such as “Do you wipe your arse from the back, towards your pendulous scrotum or from the aforementioned pendulous scrotum, over the battered sink hole and right up your back? I do hope you can put this matter to rest once and for all. And then fuck off lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Dr Cunt is probably a “dodgy” janitor at an abortion clinic (extermination facility)...... lol. I expect you know lots of janitors, spending long periods of your time in public conveniences. Fuck off lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Ape said: 300 posts in and you’re some kind of seasoned expert on CC etiquette? Let’s look at the statistics. The Corner’s epitome of flood-posting banality has churned out 4347 posts since last July, a rate of around 12 per day. Salty’s currently running at over 16 per day. Scientific proof, if any were required, that Americans are 33% more boring than Pen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Let’s look at the statistics. The Corner’s epitome of flood-posting banality has churned out 4347 posts since last July, a rate of around 12 per day. Salty’s currently running at over 16 per day. Scientific proof, if any were required, that Americans are 33% more boring than Pen. Oooh you got an Ape like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 10 hours ago, King Billy said: Such as “Do you wipe your arse from the back, towards your pendulous scrotum or from the aforementioned pendulous scrotum, over the battered sink hole and right up your back? I do hope you can put this matter to rest once and for all. And then fuck off lol Pen don't go in for that wiping shite, billiam; it's back passage was irreparably damaged during Kitcheners Sudan campaign. Never mind the fuzzy wuzzys breaking a British square, pens rectum broke the world record for gallons of Tommy Atkins spunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Let’s look at the statistics. The Corner’s epitome of flood-posting banality has churned out 4347 posts since last July, a rate of around 12 per day. Salty’s currently running at over 16 per day. Scientific proof, if any were required, that Americans are 33% more boring than Pen. If I ever think of a clever response to that, you'll be the first to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Glowworm said: Oooh you got an Ape like! That and a token will get me on the subway, as New Yorkers of a certain age say. I see you're up to 4371 posts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That and a token will get me on the subway, as New Yorkers of a certain age say. I see you're up to 4371 posts now. Yes and you are up to 9,441 .. what is the view like from those hills this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Yes and you are up to 9,441 .. what is the view like from those hills this morning? Yes, 9441 in just under five years, as opposed to 4371 in less than one year. Sometimes more is less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, 9441 in just under five years, as opposed to 4371 in less than one year. Sometimes more is less. But fuck the doxxing .. what about the view from those hills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Glowworm said: But fuck the doxxing .. what about the view from those hills? I'm not sure what you're getting at here, but I don't care for your tone. Should I pretend to have a boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not sure what you're getting at here, but I don't care for your tone. Should I pretend to have a boat? " we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here." .. to see nowhere you need to be on a hill, all I want to know is what the view is like today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Glowworm said: " we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here." .. to see nowhere you need to be on a hill, all I want to know is what the view is like today. Old Scottish saying: "If you can see the hills, it's going to rain. If you can't see the hills, it's already raining." It's a line from "Thelma & Louise" delivered, as it happens, from the middle of a plain in Utah which is probably flatter than Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Old Scottish saying: "If you can see the hills, it's going to rain. If you can't see the hills, it's already raining." It's a line from "Thelma & Louise" delivered, as it happens, from the middle of a plain in Utah which is probably flatter than Norfolk. Thank you, On a clear day I have a view between two houses of the sea across the bay towards Brixham. It is not raining but it is misty and I can see fuck all beyond the two houses. In the other direction on a clear day I have a a view across the town to some farmland .. today I cannot see the fucking farmland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Thank you, On a clear day I have a view between two houses of the sea across the bay towards Brixham. It is not raining but it is misty and I can see fuck all beyond the two houses. In the other direction on a clear day I have a a view across the town to some farmland .. today I cannot see the fucking farmland. I thought you were going blind you lying old fucking hag. Fuck Off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: I thought you were going blind you lying old fucking hag. Fuck Off lol If fucking only. Proper has all the technical ability of a Homo Erectus stuck in Pleistocene, so I doubt whether he could ever implement voice controlled posting. Were the Pen creature ever to go blind, we'd be instantly rid of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: If fucking only. Proper has all the technical ability of a Homo Erectus stuck in Pleistocene, so I doubt whether he could ever implement voice controlled posting. Were the Pen creature ever to go blind, we'd be instantly rid of it. ‘Homo Erectus stuck in Pleistocene’ and ‘Stupendous Scrotum’ Quality. If you keep coming out with these I almost for a split second didn’t want him destroyed. But then I snapped out of it. Very very worrying. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: If fucking only. Proper has all the technical ability of a Homo Erectus stuck in Pleistocene, so I doubt whether he could ever implement voice controlled posting. Were the Pen creature ever to go blind, we'd be instantly rid of it. I have got damaged retinas you thick bog yokel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, King Billy said: I thought you were going blind you lying old fucking hag. Fuck Off lol Fuck off and mind your own business it me who decides when I go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I have got damaged retinas you thick bog yokel. You’ve spelled rectum incorrectly you thicker bog yokel fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: You’ve spelled rectum incorrectly you thicker bog yokel fuck off lol Be careful the store detective is watching you looking at ladies underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 41 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Fuck off and mind your own business it me who decides when I go blind. I'd love to be able to hasten the process. Preferably by poking you in the eyes with a petrol chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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