King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They probably still are readable. It's just the bits with pictures that are stuck together. The good old days, if you wanted porn, you had to wade through a load of articles on sports cars, and adverts for expensive, chunky watches, marketed to wankers that think they're Ranulph Fiennes. I like the Ranulph Fiennes signet ring. It comes in a refrigerated presentation box with a frost bitten gangrenous finger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They probably still are readable. It's just the bits with pictures that are stuck together. The good old days, if you wanted porn, you had to wade through a load of articles on sports cars, and adverts for expensive, chunky watches, marketed to wankers that think they're Ranulph Fiennes. Sometimes I only got as far as the watches Authoritah. Phooaaarrr, look at the time lapse bezel on that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: I like the Ranulph Fiennes signet ring. It comes in a refrigerated presentation box with a frost bitten gangrenous finger. The Collector's Edition also comes with a blood stained Black&Decker circular saw blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Not even Ranulph Fiennes is Ranulph Fiennes any more - cunt is more skin graft and frost bitten gristle than he is human. Still fucking hilarious when he makes people fall down crevasses for excitement value mind. Read his book 'The Feather Men'. A dramatised account of some dirty underhanded shit that our government was perpetrating, and using the SAS as enforcement muscle, and retired SAS operatives to tidy up the resulting mess. Or just be a lazy cunt and watch the film version 'Killer Elite'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Read his book 'The Feather Men'. A dramatised account of some dirty underhanded shit that our government was perpetrating, and using the SAS as enforcement muscle, and retired SAS operatives to tidy up the resulting mess. Or just be a lazy cunt and watch the film version 'Killer Elite'. I've still got my copy of Mind over Matter by the grumpy old twat - nowt better than reading about upper-class wankers trudging through the agonising wasteland of the tundra as the soles of their feet peel off with their socks due to frostbite when you're having a nice warm soak in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read his book 'The Feather Men'. A dramatised account of some dirty underhanded shit that our government was perpetrating, and using the SAS as enforcement muscle, and retired SAS operatives to tidy up the resulting mess. Or just be a lazy cunt and watch the film version 'Killer Elite'. I saw him playing poker on TV once. He threw his hand in. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Read his book 'The Feather Men'. A dramatised account of some dirty underhanded shit that our government was perpetrating, and using the SAS as enforcement muscle, and retired SAS operatives to tidy up the resulting mess. Or just be a lazy cunt and watch the film version 'Killer Elite'. A big shame it didn't keep him awake when he had the head on smash a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: A big shame it didn't keep him awake when he had the head on smash a few years ago. Probably an assassination attempt. The establishment don't like it when their former military terminators start spilling the beans. Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: A big shame it didn't keep him awake when he had the head on smash a few years ago. ‘Ran off lines’ and crashed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Ran off lines’ and crashed lol Should have used the DeLorean navigation system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Should have used the DeLorean navigation system. Michael J. fox? Wouldn't have him as a chauffeur these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 No, the DeLorean navigation system sniffs the lines in the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Should have used the DeLorean navigation system. I grew up a stones throw from the Delorean factory on Belfast. At the time I didn’t know they were capable of time travel. Whoevers idea it was to fit a flux capacitor deserves a medal, or at least a thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: No, the DeLorean navigation system sniffs the lines in the road. The 80's were a wondrous time for both technology and the Cartel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Michael J fox? Wouldn't have him as a chauffeur these days... He's still acting. He's doing the new advert for 'Shake n Spack'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's still acting. He's doing the new advert for 'Shake n Spack'. I thought that was Muttie Angela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Michael J. fox? Wouldn't have him as a chauffeur these days... Prince Philips last drive down to the post office to send back his licence. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The 80's were a wondrous time for both technology and the Cartel. It was acceptable in the 80’s lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Not even Ranulph Fiennes is Ranulph Fiennes any more - cunt is more skin graft and frost bitten gristle than he is human. Still fucking hilarious when he makes people fall down crevasses for excitement value mind. If you compare pictures of the bodies of cunts who died 50 odd years ago on Everest and compare them with Fiennes, theres not a lot of difference. Google it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you compare pictures of the bodies of cunts who died 50 odd years ago on Everest and compare them with Fiennes, theres not a lot of difference. Google it. It’s a bit weird naming a mountain after a double glazing firm lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If you compare pictures of the bodies of cunts who died 50 odd years ago on Everest and compare them with Fiennes, theres not a lot of difference. Google it. He deserves an Emmy for his part in Game of Thrones: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s a bit weird naming a mountain after a double glazing firm lol Good one Billy. But, actually it's 99.999999999999999% pronounced wrong, it was named after the Surveyor General, Col. Sir George Everest, pronounced "Eve-rest". Similar to the oldest Classic race, it should be pronounced "Sin Lejere". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: I grew up a stones throw from the Delorean factory on Belfast. At the time I didn’t know they were capable of time travel. Whoevers idea it was to fit a flux capacitor deserves a medal, or at least a thank you. Watch this. It's a fucking scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 58 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Michael J. fox? Wouldn't have him as a chauffeur these days... This is Stevie Wonder's 109th driving test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 19, 2019 Report Share Posted June 19, 2019 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's still acting. He's doing the new advert for 'Shake n Spack'. I remember the Cornshakes advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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