King Billy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: The Vichy French were hoisted by their own Pétain. That was shortly after the frogs defeated Adolf singlehandedly and De Gaulle decided to have a lengthy vacation with les Rost Bouefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hoisted by his own retard. Next you'll be telling me you like Radiohead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 50 minutes ago, Glowworm said: The Vichy French were hoisted by their own Pétain. I thought they were hoisted by their own petanque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought they were hoisted by their own petanque 'Disgusted by their own Petomane' wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you know, I never knew that. I suspected it, but wasn't sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought they were hoisted by their own petanque Bouleshit. Never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 32 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: 'Disgusted by their own Petomane' wasn't it? good old Jiggly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: The Vichy French were hoisted by their own Pétain. this is the second funny thing you've said this year and the first clever thing you've ever said. Are you taking lessons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: this is the second funny thing you've said this year and the first clever thing you've ever said. Are you taking lessons? Monkeys and typewriters, Ratty. Undoubtedly a delicacy somewhere in fucking China, but also an apt metaphor for this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 10 hours ago, ratcum said: this is the second funny thing you've said this year and the first clever thing you've ever said. Are you taking lessons? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Dear BBC .. in the context of the UK there is no such thing as "Modern Muslim Life" so stop fucking ramming this crap down our throats. https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p07g0j3p/muzlamic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 So Rory is strolling down Brick Lane, camera crew on hand, on his “i’m meeting the little people and going to be Mayor of Londonistan” walking tour and , surprise surprise, he comes across a couple of black geezers. The said geezers start taking the piss out of Rory the posh, know nothing, Eton tosser as you would, obviously. Rory later tweets that he has met a couple of “gangsters”. Unfortunately the gangsters later reveal that they are “Irish music producers” and accuse our hero of racism. Rory immediately shits himself and offers profuse apologies. To be fair I wouldn’t know the difference between gangsters and Irish music producers either, but i’m not running for Mayor of Londonistan am I? Rory, may I suggest the next time you go poncing down Brick Lane you wear a Burkha you cunt? Better still, fuck off to your posh world and stop telling real people what to think and what to do. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 3 hours ago, judgetwi said: Unfortunately the gangsters later reveal that they are “Irish music producers” and accuse our hero of racism. For the sake of clarity Judith, could you inform us whether the people to whom you refer were music producers who were Irish (John Gibbons, for example), or producers of “Irish music” which might include Foster & Allen, that Cunt from Riverdance, or Daniel O’ Fucking Donnell. World of difference and it’s not like you to be so imprecise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 Wouldnt have said wee daniel produces Irish music..he sings aul dirges ..rumour has it if ya play one of his songs backwards the son comes home..the truck starts and the phone rings..now an act like clannad they're producers of Irish music Panzermurphybaby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2019 Report Share Posted October 31, 2019 18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: For the sake of clarity Judith, could you inform us whether the people to whom you refer were music producers who were Irish (John Gibbons, for example), or producers of “Irish music” which might include Foster & Allen, that Cunt from Riverdance, or Daniel O’ Fucking Donnell. World of difference and it’s not like you to be so imprecise. Well Bertie, I must say I am surprised that you are requesting information from an uneducated, whitevanman, Daily Mail brainwashed, piece of working class shit like me. However, having asked the question it would be fucking rude not to reply, don’t you agree? From what I read the gentlemen concerned were producers of rap/hip hop and all that bollocks. Therefore I assume they came from Ireland as that is not what I would describe as “Irish music.” Well not yet anyway. Perhaps they were looking for new “talent” on the mean streets of London, who knows? I also presume they did not have Irish accents as a well travelled man like Rory would have surely noticed that anomaly, don’t you agree? To get to the point Bertie, my comment was actually about the posh boy and his inability to understand the real world that real people like me actually live in. You’re not very bright are you Bertie? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well Bertie, I must say I am surprised that you are requesting information from an uneducated, whitevanman, Daily Mail brainwashed, piece of working class shit like me. To get to the point Bertie, my comment was actually about the posh boy and his inability to understand the real world that real people like me actually live in. You’re not very bright are you Bertie? 😁 I appreciate the clarification Judy, but to paraphrase Blackadder I’d say your answer started badly, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the ending the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 1, 2019 Report Share Posted November 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I appreciate the clarification Judy, but to paraphrase Blackadder I’d say your answer started badly, tailed off in the middle and the less said about the ending the better. To parrotphrase Juggles .. you're not very bright are you Bertie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 This cunt is the sort of chap when he masturbates it is in front of a laminated picture of himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Beast said: This cunt is the sort of chap when he masturbates it is in front of a laminated picture of himself. He strikes me as the sort of chap who’d sent a Valentine card to a prostitute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He strikes me as the sort of chap who’d sent a Valentine card to a prostitute. 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He strikes me as the sort of chap who’d sent a Valentine card to a prostitute. A bit unfair Mr B. When you are rich and posh how are you supposed to know which ones are the prozzers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 On 01/11/2019 at 07:38, Glowworm said: To parrotphrase Juggles .. you're not very bright are you Bertie? Is that Otto Skorzeny as your avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Otto Skorzeny as your avatar? No, its some cunt who's surname began with a K and who had his neck stretched in 1946. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 Just now, Glowworm said: No, its some cunt who's surname began with a K and who had his neck stretched in 1946. Kaltenbrunner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Kaltenbrunner ? Yes .. just looked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2019 Report Share Posted November 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Glowworm said: No, its some cunt who's surname began with a K and who had his neck stretched in 1946. Kleftiko? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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