Miles Posted June 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Better than a Palestinian Border Terrier though, don’t you think Herr Oberst? Tell me if i’m wrong but I bet you are a big fan of the American Coonhound? His favourite pussy is Maine Coon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 51 minutes ago, Glowworm said: His favourite pussy is Maine Coon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 I like dogs but I couldn't eat a whole one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Better than a Palestinian Border Terrier though, don’t you think Herr Oberst? Tell me if i’m wrong but I bet you are a big fan of the American Coonhound? you're wrong It's the Maine Coon for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 10 hours ago, scotty said: Less of an Israeli Retriever ratty, more like a Trainee Thiever. Ah, must be the Scouse Terrier then. Or the gypsy anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. But at least they don't spend all day tugging their cocks whilst playing PlayStation games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. You fucking pansy. Rottweilers, Staffies, German Shepards, even Yorkshire fucking Terriers I can understand being hostile cunts if they're brought up wrong, but this is the face of your horror? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. So why do you spend all your spare time scouring the pavements of the council estate where you were abandoned as an ugly child for dogshit? And then posting your finds here as if you were the reincarnation of Howard Carter discovering King Tuts tomb? Fucking spas lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You fucking pansy. Rottweilers, Staffies, German Shepards, even Yorkshire fucking Terriers I can understand being hostile cunts if they're brought up wrong, but this is the face of your horror? Yes and it was wearing a top hat, waistcoat and smoking a cigar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, DrCunt said: But at least they don't spend all day tugging their cocks whilst playing PlayStation games. 2 inches wasn't it? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You fucking pansy. Rottweilers, Staffies, German Shepards, even Yorkshire fucking Terriers I can understand being hostile cunts if they're brought up wrong, but this is the face of your horror? A kick in the face with a steel toe capped boot wouldn't ruin this cunts looks but I'd do it anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A kick in the face with a steel toe capped boot wouldn't ruin this cunts looks but I'd do it anyhow. Of course you would. Fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: A kick in the face with a steel toe capped boot wouldn't ruin this cunts looks but I'd do it anyhow. Did you read my mind or something? I don't hate dogs but i'm not a really a dog person either. They're also incredibly hard to stop when they've got someone's poor pet or a kid in their mouth so i agree with the steel toe capped boots applied to their face. The only thing i'd add is if they were steel toe capped spiked new rock boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 27 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. Here he is! As predicted, the dog-obsessed, PlayStation weirdo wanker has shown his hand. Did the dogs manage to rip your spindly, muscle-wasted gaming legs off? What a total fucking prick you are. WOOF WOOF!! Lol. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Here he is! As predicted, the dog-obsessed, PlayStation weirdo wanker has shown his hand. Did the dogs manage to rip your spindly, muscle-wasted gaming legs off? What a total fucking prick you are. WOOF WOOF!! Lol. Is it true you hold the world record for most dog's cocks in the mouth at once? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Did you read my mind or something? I don't hate dogs but i'm not a really a dog person either. They're also incredibly hard to stop when they've got someone's poor pet or a kid in their mouth so i agree with the steel toe capped boots applied to their face. The only thing i'd add is if they were steel toe capped spiked new rock boots. Wanker. Fuck off back to your bedroom and put your little headset on - there must be loads of keyboard warriors wanting to play with you tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: Wanker. Fuck off back to your bedroom and put your little headset on - there must be loads of keyboard warriors wanting to play with you tonight. How are the stress levels going with this one today, Ape? The Soviets have been asking when they can put the kettle on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: How are the stress levels going with this one today, Ape? The Soviets have been asking when they can put the kettle on. Defcon-fucking-three. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Is it true you hold the world record for most dog's cocks in the mouth at once? lol The response of a 12 year old. Now it all makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Defcon-fucking-three. I'll let Dimitri know he's sleeping in the Lada for another night so he can get the heating on early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: I'll let Dimitri know he's sleeping in the Lada for another night so he can get the heating on early. If he doesn’t like it, tell him to get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ape said: If he doesn’t like it, tell him to get fucked. The poor cunt isn't long of this world: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dogs are vicious, unpredictable, aggressive, stinking, worm ridden, scat eating, disgusting shitting fuckers that'll attack people, kids, cats and basically anything that moves. I remember going out for for a walk by the beach once and two fucking Bulldogs started running towards me like they were going to do something, their owner comes up and says "oh don't worry they're British bulldogs!" Sorry in what way is that supposed to reassure me as they're trying to rip my legs off? It's like saying "oh don't worry mate it's only a Bengal tiger!" as it's got your fucking head in it's mouth. Are you saying that you can't outrun a fucking bulldog?!! Don't you have any legs, or something? They've been over bred to the point where they move about as fast as Frank being asked to leave a peep show. They sound like a wanking asthmatic warming his hand up ie Frank. Get a better wheelchair you cunt. Edited June 14, 2019 by Ollyboro Blood in sperm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Are you saying that you can't outrun a fucking bulldog?!! Don't you have any legs, or something? They've been over bred to the point where they can move about as fast as Frank being asked to leave a peep show. They sound like a wanking asthmatic warming his hand up ie Frank. Get a better wheelchair you cunt. They're crafty cunts: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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