Miles Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Probably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Probably been done before... You think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You think? Dogs owners have been done in one form or the other but I am not sure that dogs have been done in their own right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: Proably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs. Go outside and fucking bite one then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Glowworm said: Proably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs. Imagine if the D button on your keyboard wasn’t working and you had to use the W button instead. Under those circumstances I would wholeheartedly agree with this post. just saying 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You think? Reported for editing quotes??!!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 What an absolute pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: What an absolute pile of fucking shit. It’s a load of fucking dogshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s a load of fucking dogshit. What exactly did you expect to find under your foreskin? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: What exactly did you expect to find under your foreskin? lol Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: What exactly did you expect to find under your foreskin? a rabbi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I’m amazed that the dog shit-obsessed, sinister, games console wanker that is @Erroreptile404hasn’t chimed in on this, his favourite subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 10 hours ago, Glowworm said: Probably been done before but bollocks anyway. Dogs are foul creatures that love rolling in shit, eating shit and then licking strangers in the face. I fucking hate dogs. At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens. True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: At least dogs will never fuck you over. They're loyal and you can always trust them. I trust my dogs to always shit in other people's gardens. train them to shit in Andrea Leadsom's mouth and I'll be your bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, scotty said: True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, scotty said: True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: train them to shit in Andrea Leadsom's mouth and I'll be your bitch They wont go anywhere near that cunt. They have standards you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m amazed that the dog shit-obsessed, sinister, games console wanker that is @Erroreptile404hasn’t chimed in on this, his favourite subject. He’s in a state of paralysis having wanked himself unconscious just reading all this dogshit talk fucking dogophile cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They wont go anywhere near that cunt. They have standards you know. I said her mouth not her cu.. .. oh I see what you did there. Clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 17 minutes ago, scotty said: True story gypps, my nearly-ex-wife has just taken on a saluki from a woman who got the dog off of some gypsy kids. When it arrived at our house the first thing it did was pick up a necklace off the wife's dressing table and leg it down the fucking road. Was it her favourite pearl necklace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 29 minutes ago, ratcum said: was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty? Better than a Palestinian Border Terrier though, don’t you think Herr Oberst? Tell me if i’m wrong but I bet you are a big fan of the American Coonhound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: was it an Israeli Retriever Swotty? Less of an Israeli Retriever ratty, more like a Trainee Thiever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 9 hours ago, ratcum said: a rabbi Kohlrabi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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