Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The bearded clowns already listed would attract my fist in their face. Roops' growler would do the same if I weren't so worried about losing my wrist watch. Bubba lost his miner's lamp in there, and his canary died of Stink Damp gas. Deep shaft indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I stand corrected Ape, but of course you have more time to study the grammar, as this is the only post you have made in the last 24 hours. Part time cunt. lol Indeed, some people have probably made 10 or 20 posts in the same timeframe, all of which are utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Ape said: Indeed, some people have probably made 10 or 20 posts in the same timeframe, all of which are utter fucking shit. So you have shut yourself away in your shed then. Fucking typical. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 I aim to shit in Andrea Leadsom's mouth if she brings back foxhunting. From the top of The Shard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 39 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: So you have shut yourself away in your shed then. Fucking typical. Yes, shut away in a shed with my baked beans and Airfix models. Lol. Lol. Timelessly funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: It can fit a whole family of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: So you have shut yourself away in your shed then. Fucking typical. He has been glue sniffing and playing with his little chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: ‘Growler and Felch’. Two maverick detectives who don’t play by the rules. Growler has an overpowering aroma which has been described as a mixture of rotten herring and tramps feet. Felch is under investigation for several complaints of, well, felching and other illegal and disgusting practices. Could be a winner. I’d have a look at it. Punkape would be ideal to be cast as Felch, any ideas for Growler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Punkape would be ideal to be cast as Felch, any ideas for Growler? Roops has already got the part. At the audition she was told she may have overdone it with the herring and to tone it down a notch or two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: Look a family of tiny people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bubba lost his miner's lamp in there, and his canary died of Stink Damp gas. Deep shaft indeed. Don't forget that Thai schoolboy football team who got stuck down there as well. I mean, what was their coach thinking of especially after all those Chilean miners got stuck down there before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 hours ago, Dilloss said: Just to make it clear not all beardies are Cunts. Tzar Nicholas ll, top beard. Boris the Blade.(Snatch) Capt. Ramius.(Hunt for Red October) These are acceptable beards. Avi pull your socks up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Don't forget that Thai schoolboy football team who got stuck 'down there' as well. I mean, what was their coach thinking of especially after all those Chilean miners got stuck down there before. a Gary Glitter fantasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Don't forget that Thai schoolboy football team who got stuck down there as well. I mean, what was their coach thinking of especially after all those Chilean miners got stuck down there before. Well look at the dough Arthur Scargill wanted for continuing to work there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: Look a family of tiny people And they live next to a badger.. they must be 'The Burrowers'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Avi pull your socks up! Drop the gun, fatboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Roops has already got the part. At the audition she was told she may have overdone it with the herring and to tone it down a notch or two Nice to see you finally get an avatar. About fucking time Billy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Nice to see you finally get an avatar. About fucking time Billy! unfortunately it's shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: Nice to see you finally get an avatar. About fucking time Billy! I was waiting for my passport to expire so I could peel the photo off Major Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I was waiting for my passport to expire so I could peel the photo off Major No shit I did wonder if it was a selfie mate, that was gonna be my next post lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: unfortunately it's shit You know that’s not true ratty You may wish to reconsider yours hopefully KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Dilloss said: Just to make it clear not all beardies are Cunts. Tzar Nicholas ll, top beard. Boris the Blade.(Snatch) Capt. Ramius.(Hunt for Red October) These are acceptable beards. Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill Randy bachman and Fred Turner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 10 hours ago, Ape said: Yes, shut away in a shed with my baked beans and Airfix models. Lol. Lol. Timelessly funny! I was being serious Ape. You're the one who keeps mentioning beans and Airfix. It's not funny anymore, please move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't forget that Thai schoolboy football team who got stuck down there as well. I mean, what was their coach thinking of especially after all those Chilean miners got stuck down there before. Who could forget. She thought it was a touch of thrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't forget that Thai schoolboy football team who got stuck down there as well. I mean, what was their coach thinking of especially after all those Chilean miners got stuck down there before. Dude, its up to you how you identify yourself, personally I find it a tad creepy but if you must do the Grayson Perry thing or God forbid, Kris Jenner, then you ought to abide by the girl code - you can't have it both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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