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I find it strange the amount of Cunts with beards.

Corbyn, Noel Edmonds, Keith Lemon, Ed Sheeran and the Cunts Cunt James O'Brien.

These 5 would be in my err...top 5 cunts.

Is it me, as a beard disliker, drawn towards these 5 Cunts or would they still be in my top 5 clean shaven. I suspect the latter.

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14 minutes ago, Dilloss said:

I find it strange the amount of Cunts with beards.

Corbyn, Noel Edmonds, Keith Lemon, Ed Sheeran and the Cunts Cunt James O'Brien.

These 5 would be in my err...top 5 cunts.

Is it me, as a beard disliker, drawn towards these 5 Cunts or would they still be in my top 5 clean shaven. I suspect the latter.

Rolf Harris and Paul Gadd?

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16 minutes ago, Dilloss said:

I find it strange the amount of Cunts with beards.

Corbyn, Noel Edmonds, Keith Lemon, Ed Sheeran and the Cunts Cunt James O'Brien.

These 5 would be in my err...top 5 cunts.

Is it me, as a beard disliker, drawn towards these 5 Cunts or would they still be in my top 5 clean shaven. I suspect the latter.

Gerry Adams, Brian Blessed, Prince Harry, Rolf Harris and Jo Brand spring to mind.

Welcome to the board.Hopefully you’re not homosexual or working class.

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39 minutes ago, Dilloss said:

I find it strange the amount of Cunts with beards.

Corbyn, Noel Edmonds, Keith Lemon, Ed Sheeran and the Cunts Cunt James O'Brien.

These 5 would be in my err...top 5 cunts.

Is it me, as a beard disliker, drawn towards these 5 Cunts or would they still be in my top 5 clean shaven. I suspect the latter.

The thing is this, some of the cunts you mention have had a beard for years, others are cunts who just jumped on the beardy bandwagon because it was fashionable to do so, they are even bigger cunts for being so gullible, following fashion is gay, as you well know.

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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Gerry Adams, Brian Blessed, Prince Harry, Rolf Harris and Jo Brand spring to mind.

Welcome to the board.Hopefully you’re not homosexual or working class.

Unlike you Walter.

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52 minutes ago, kylie said:

The thing is this, some of the cunts you mention have had a beard for years, others are cunts who just jumped on the beardy bandwagon because it was fashionable to do so, they are even bigger cunts for being so gullible, following fashion is gay, as you well know.

King George V and Prince Harry

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2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Gerry Adams, Brian Blessed, Prince Harry, Rolf Harris and Jo Brand spring to mind.

Welcome to the board.Hopefully you’re not homosexual or working class.

Most of us seem to be working class with only you filling the homo quota, or more likely getting your backdoor filled you closeted shirt lifter.

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Just to make it clear not all beardies are Cunts.

Tzar Nicholas ll, top beard.

Boris the Blade.(Snatch)

Capt. Ramius.(Hunt for Red October)

These are acceptable beards.

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6 hours ago, Dilloss said:

I find it strange the amount of Cunts with beards.

Corbyn, Noel Edmonds, Keith Lemon, Ed Sheeran and the Cunts Cunt James O'Brien.

These 5 would be in my err...top 5 cunts.

Is it me, as a beard disliker, drawn towards these 5 Cunts or would they still be in my top 5 clean shaven. I suspect the latter.

Noel Edmonds was born with a beard. It's all these cunts that have started growing them recently that grip my shit.

Rylance's beard is a cunty one. Brian Blessed's beard is a real mans beard. 

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27 minutes ago, scotty said:

I believe we have the makings of a film here. "Brock and Growler", the tale of a mismatched cop duo or a low rent porno? You decide 😁

‘Growler and Felch’. Two maverick detectives who don’t play by the rules. Growler has an overpowering aroma which has been described as a mixture of rotten herring and tramps feet. Felch is under investigation for several complaints of, well, felching and other illegal and disgusting practices.

Could be a winner.  I’d have a look at it.

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