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No, not the mid 70's to mid 80's TV series starring a wannabe SAS soldier and a mis-guided hairdresser. This nom. Is about the fucking idiots that actually get paid for doing stuff and technically are professional but, when it comes down to it, actually aren't. Take the latest example, the supposedly best cyclist in the world, Chris Froome. Alright I can't cycle as fast as this drug infused lycra queen but I can safely say I have never steered my cycle straight into a wall. I think I'll turn professional.

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5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

No, not the mid 70's to mid 80's TV series starring a wannabe SAS soldier and a mis-guided hairdresser. This nom. Is about the fucking idiots that actually get paid for doing stuff and technically are professional but, when it comes down to it, actually aren't. Take the latest example, the supposedly best cyclist in the world, Chris Froome. Alright I can't cycle as fast as this drug infused lycra queen but I can safely say I have never steered my cycle straight into a wall. I think I'll turn professional.

He should never have taken the stabilisers off, faggot!

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8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

No, not the mid 70's to mid 80's TV series starring a wannabe SAS soldier and a mis-guided hairdresser. This nom. Is about the fucking idiots that actually get paid for doing stuff and technically are professional but, when it comes down to it, actually aren't. Take the latest example, the supposedly best cyclist in the world, Chris Froome. Alright I can't cycle as fast as this drug infused lycra queen but I can safely say I have never steered my cycle straight into a wall. I think I'll turn professional.

This was caused by his long running feud with Roadrunner. An Acme receipt was found nearby.

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

The cunt comes over here, and rides his bike into our walls.  Typical English behaviour.  I hope the local Maire presents him with the repair bill, when he is discharged from our fine French hospital. Vivre

I hope the Cassoulet is good in Froome’s private ward.

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13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

The cunt comes over here, and rides his bike into our walls.  Typical English behaviour.  I hope the local Maire presents him with the repair bill, when he is discharged from our fine French hospital. Vivre

Wondering why his arse hole is sore and bleeding since his anaesthetic.

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