Guest fatcatsplat Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? I knew. David Icke told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 3 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? You're a cunt. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're a cunt. Hope that helps. Is there such thing as a "lunar cunt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is there such thing as a "lunar cunt"? A Cuntsmonaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? Don’t go to the doctor whatever you do. There’s more than enough sad wankers blocking up the NHS with their attention seeking....... poofs, trannies, non binary arsebandits, pretend Posh Boys, save the planet cunts, remoaners, all sorts of fucking shitheads. May I suggest you stop whining like a girl, kiss my fat hairy arse and fuck off while you’re doing it? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Cuntsmonaut. Tards favourite russian satellite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Tards favourite russian satellite? If you mean a flids favourite russian sattelite, that would be 'Spacknik' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you mean a flids favourite russian sattelite, that would be 'Spacknik' No. That's a flid. A tards is spazznik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. That's a flid. A tards is spazznik. No! No! Fucking NO! @Ape I am fucking apoplectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No! No! Fucking NO! @Ape I am fucking apoplectic. Hummph.😡 I'm taking my dollies and fucking off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hummph.😡 I'm taking my dollies and fucking off. Well, at least we managed to flesh out this hopelessly peculiar nomination to half a page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 5 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? A strong - and may I also suggest- a brave opening post. You're coming across as the kind of new kid on the block that the Corner's crying out for. You have definite leadership qualities. What are your thoughts about the following: The Blacks Hermersexualists The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Frank Bough Cliff's continued innocence Harvey Price (trigger warning) The McCanns (trigger warning) The lack of industrial investment by successive governments (no matter what their political outlook) The state of your crack/craic/anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 6 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? Can you yelp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No! No! Fucking NO! @Ape I am fucking apoplectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 7 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? "In space, no one can hear you..........calling someone a cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 A cagey start,did you think you'd just dip your toe in the water and see how things go?.It's not bad for a first effort compared to some of the all guns blazing window lickers in the past but If I may give some advice?. I reckon you should be a bit braver and dip your whole fucking head in and wait for about 10 minutes and see how that pans out.Welcome and get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 12 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? What the actual fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 16 hours ago, fatcatsplat said: Just done a long, a month, no breaks, little sleep, excavating Rocket landing pads, on the Moon. You didn't know that was going on did you. I need to vent and call someone a cunt, or someone to call me a cunt. Reality check thing. Can you help? You're a sad fantasist, are you Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What the actual fuck? Wombles'd fucking shit these beaky Brummy-soundalike cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 41 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Wombles'd fucking shit these beaky Brummy-soundalike cunts! No doubt, but to the best of my recollection Wombles don't live on a fucking moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Ollyboro said: The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Norwich doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: No doubt, but to the best of my recollection Wombles don't live on a fucking moon. Yeah - Wombles run the Clangers off the fucking planet. That's how Spartan the Wombles are.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dilloss Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Don’t go to the doctor whatever you do. There’s more than enough sad wankers blocking up the NHS with their attention seeking....... poofs, trannies, non binary arsebandits, pretend Posh Boys, save the planet cunts, remoaners, all sorts of fucking shitheads. May I suggest you stop whining like a girl, kiss my fat hairy arse and fuck off while you’re doing it? Wanker. Don't forget student Cunts who all seem to be mentally ill now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2019 Report Share Posted June 13, 2019 55 minutes ago, Dilloss said: Don't forget student Cunts who all seem to be mentally ill now. Fucking tell me about it. I have a younger relative, female, 18 years old. It claims to have at least 7 different types of autism, syndromes and disorders. It won't walk anywhere or go on a bus, because "I feel awkward around people", but it can happily be chauffeured everywhere in a taxi. To my mind a much more socially claustrophobic situation. It is also unable to go in a shop, post office or anywhere else. Cannot do washing up because of anxiety about dirty water. Strangely though, it is able to sit in its bedroom on an XBox all day. It's all's load of bollocks, so that nobody asks her to do a fucking thing. But try saying that, and the older female members of the family circle like protective mother hens, and defend it by claiming "it's all genuine mental illness". Is it fuck, it's a lazy fucking teenager that wants to be left to it's silly fucking computer games. I guarantee, if I handed this kid a £100 voucher for 'CEX' or 'Gamestation', all of a sudden, the fear of going into shops would be forgotten, and it would be through the doors and barging cunts out of the way to get to the counter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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