Neil Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? . Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? . 'Neil woz ere' written in biro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Neil woz ere' written in biro? BALLpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 8 hours ago, Neil said: Turn her over,slap her arse and ride the waves.You'd have to tie a scaffold board to your own arse if you had any chance of coming back out.The thing with these fat cunts is that it is a physical impossibility to wipe their own arse so what in God's name would you find down there in the folds? . I'll go with unwashed skin shed from constant perspiration dissolving it like an acid, an odour that can only be matched by a mass grave in some insanely hot shit hole country, a rash that topical penicillin couldn't touch, pus filled spots bursting spontaneously and biscuits, of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'll go with unwashed skin shed from constant perspiration dissolving it like an acid, an odour that can only be matched by a mass grave in some insanely hot shit hole country, a rash that topical penicillin couldn't touch, pus filled spots bursting spontaneously and biscuits, of course! Enjoying your dinner, wiz? 🤮 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Neil woz ere' written in biro? Crayon. Or his own shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said: On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said: Plump brides have that whiff of desperation about them as they rush to tie the knot before sliding further down the scale from “Karen Carpenter” towards “morbidly obese”, the sort of cunts who describe themselves as “voluptuous” or “Rubenesque” rather than the more accurate “hamster-cheeked” or “lard-arsed”. Sadly for them – and for their poor deluded husbands – their wedding day is the best they'll ever look. Is that the welshman Dai Beetus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that the welshman Dai Beetus? Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. Hope that helps. Good old Del Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sugar diabetes was a Welsh middleweight. Hope that helps. 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good old Del Boy Was that out of only fools and horses? I know I picked it up from somewhere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt Rat Skull fuck the cunts, using their vitreous humour as lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 14/05/2019 at 19:06, Cuntybaws said: Plump brides have that whiff of desperation about them as they rush to tie the knot before sliding further down the scale from “Karen Carpenter” towards “morbidly obese”, the sort of cunts who describe themselves as “voluptuous” or “Rubenesque” rather than the more accurate “hamster-cheeked” or “lard-arsed”. Sadly for them – and for their poor deluded husbands – their wedding day is the best they'll ever look. Can I make it clear, the lady is not overweight because she eats fuck load of cake, it's because she has a thyroid condition. I just want to be clear on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can I make it clear, the lady is not overweight because she eats fuck load of cake, it's because she has a thyroid condition. I just want to be clear on that. The bloke has a glandular problem too. He’s got this gland that makes him a greedy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Skull fuck the cunts, using their vitreous humour as lube. Fuck! There isn't a large enough denomination of Ratmark to cover this CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt Rat Qualitah. I wish I'd thought of kipper mitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The bloke has a glandular problem too. He’s got this gland that makes him a greedy bastard. They're not overweight. The planet earth is. If the planet was half the size, it would have half the gravitational pull, and these cunts would only weigh half as much. (If anyone from the BBC is reading this, it doesn't mean that god is racist towards fat cunts.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: The great thing about tubs is you can fuck them almost anywhere on their body, There's so many sweaty folds, cracks and crevices, it doesn't really matter if you can't find their actual kipper mitt Rat If their diabetes is advanced enough combined with a total lack of aerobic conditioning haven't cared for their teeth, you can just shove your cock in their mouth for a gummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're not overweight. The planet earth is. If the planet was half the size, it would have half the gravitational pull, and these cunts would only weigh half as much. (If anyone from the BBC is reading this, it doesn't mean that god is racist towards fat cunts.) Dont think that's right Eric. They'll weigh more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dont think that's right Eric. They'll weigh more. Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. It's not fuckin' rocket science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. It's not fuckin' rocket science. If the earth shrank to half its size the gravitational force would increase by about 4 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Smaller planets (dependent also on density and mass) generally have proportionally less gravitational pull than larger ones. Ergo, on a planet half the size of earth, but with comparable density and proportionate mass, a 20 stone cunt would be subject to half the downward force applied and consequently weigh only 10 stone. It's not fuckin' rocket science. Actually I think you're right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If the earth shrank to half its size the gravitational force would increase by about 4 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: In Gyppo's defence, her beliefs regarding planetary physics, have allowed her to carry twice as much roofing lead as the other girls in her family. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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