Dave Umbongo Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 So the oldest professional model criticises people for wearing jeans to the theatre and says 'women should look in the mirror more'. Well, all I can say is, women can always change their jeans whereas your wrinkled skin is there to stay you jealous old sow. And the reason you made a living just standing around like a clothes horse being photographed is nobody's the least bit interested in what you've got to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 Neil would... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eddie said: Neil would... Neil probably has... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 Fucking hell, Zelda out of Terrahawks has let herself go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Zelda out of Terrahawks has let herself go! Neil would.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Zelda out of Terrahawks has let herself go! Amanda Holden before makeup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So the oldest professional model criticises people for wearing jeans to the theatre and says 'women should look in the mirror more'. Well, all I can say is, women can always change their jeans whereas your wrinkled skin is there to stay you jealous old sow. And the reason you made a living just standing around like a clothes horse being photographed is nobody's the least bit interested in what you've got to say. Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Neil would.... 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Neil would... I wouldn't - this bustier is probably the exact shape of her leathery dugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't - this bustier is probably the exact shape of her leathery dugs. Fuckin' hell, Bawsey, that's given me the French horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Neil would... I'd have done her before she died,how the fuck did the coroner get the corpse to smile? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Zelda out of Terrahawks has let herself go! Haven't we already established that this is Shirley out of Eastenders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't - this bustier is probably the exact shape of her leathery dugs. Pen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: nobody's the least bit interested in what you've got to say. A strange thing to say on a website dedicated to people expressing their opinions. On the other hand there are so many cunts on here who insist on telling us about their personal lives........ie. their Public School “education”, their golf club, how rich they are, their big house in the Cotswolds, their playboy lifestyle travelling the world, how attractive they are to women, the untold number of classic cars they’ve owned, the enormous amount of alcohol and illegal drugs they consume and , last but not least, what hard fucking geezers they are. Maybe those cunts should just fuck off and bore somebody else. Of course they’ve already done that in real life and that might explain why they are here. Just my opinion....... obviously. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: On the other hand there are so many cunts on here who insist on telling us about their personal lives........ie. their Public School “education”, their golf club, how rich they are, their big house in the Cotswolds, their playboy lifestyle travelling the world, how attractive they are to women, the untold number of classic cars they’ve owned, the enormous amount of alcohol and illegal drugs they consume and , last but not least, what hard fucking geezers they are. Maybe those cunts should just fuck off and bore somebody else. Of course they’ve already done that in real life and that might explain why they are here. There are eight million stories in the naked city. What's yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: So the oldest professional model criticises people for wearing jeans to the theatre and says 'women should look in the mirror more'. Well, all I can say is, women can always change their jeans whereas your wrinkled skin is there to stay you jealous old sow. And the reason you made a living just standing around like a clothes horse being photographed is nobody's the least bit interested in what you've got to say. Aaw she's lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There are eight million stories in the naked city. What's yours? I'm pretty sure that Judge revealed, he lives in a council bedsit with his Mum, worked part-time in the Admiral Duncan giving blowjobs for 50p, eats kebabs and owns a mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'm pretty sure that Judge revealed, he lives in a council bedsit with his Mum, worked part-time in the Admiral Duncan giving blowjobs for 50p, eats kebabs and owns a mobility scooter. I might have made the last 2 up but the first 3 are verbatim. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: There are eight million stories in the naked city. What's yours? I have some very creative ideas.......counterbalanced by my dark and disturbing thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 12, 2019 Report Share Posted May 12, 2019 At her age, she feels entitled to regurgitate 1920's norms. She is going to die soon enough, we just have to be patient and not fucking care when she does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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