Guest SDC Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 22:22, King Billy said: Steve doesn’t really exist though does he? Hello there, twat in the hat. Are you doing a Jamiroquia impression or is there something wrong with your head (besides the obvious) ? 🤔🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 9 minutes ago, SDC said: Hello there, twat in the hat. Are you doing a Jamiroquia impression or is there something wrong with your head (besides the obvious) ? 🤔🤔 Yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, SDC said: Hello there, twat in the hat. Are you doing a Jamiroquia impression or is there something wrong with your head (besides the obvious) ? 🤔🤔 Avatar jokes are only available if you have one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Avatar jokes are only available if you have one. And then only if they’re even slightly amusing. He was only two obstacles away from nailing it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 Just now, King Billy said: And then only if they’re even slightly amusing. He was only two obstacles away from nailing it there. I’ve just seen Carol Decker on a quiz programme. I’d definitely still fuck her. Dave Hill from Slade was on it too. I probably wouldn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve just seen Carol Decker on a quiz programme. I’d definitely still fuck her. Dave Hill from Slade was on it too. I probably wouldn’t. Is he the one who looked a bit poofy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, SDC said: Well, hardy-fucking-ha. My sides are splitting. 🥱 No need to be like that SDC, if you take things too seriously in life, it'll be the end of you. Anyways fuck all that, what does your mate Steve think about you being a stupid, daft cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Anyways fuck all that, what does your mate Steve think about you being a stupid, daft cunt? Steve has demanded his money back from the organisers of the raffle he won SDC in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve just seen Carol Decker on a quiz programme. I’d definitely still fuck her. Maybe then, not so much now. I'm sure she'd say the same about me. (Well, definitely the second part.) Her daughter reminds me of someone - I think it might be Crystal Tipps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe then, not so much now. I'm sure she'd say the same about me. (Well, definitely the second part.) Her daughter reminds me of someone - I think it might be Crystal Tipps. I think the quiz show might have been 10 or so years old. The daughter reminds me of someone too. I’m thinking 80s brat packer, but not a prominent one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 Dave has a new portrait of himself on the wall now. One that shows his inner self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dave has a new portrait of himself on the wall now. One that shows his inner self. I hear he paints houses (well, his own, at any rate) R.I.P. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: I hear he paints houses (well, his own, at any rate) R.I.P. Dave I met Dave a few times when I used to drink in The Blind Beggar back in my trading days. Boxing Day 2007, Norwich vs Charlton was on the box and I was trying to enjoy the game in peace with a pie and a pint. Next thing you know Dave's jumped up to his full height of 5'3, giving it large over a dodgy offside decision. Ordinarily I would be able to tolerate a man showing a bit of passion for his team, but he was with some black sort and it instantly gave me the needle. Needless to say after a quiet word he didn't make a sound for the rest of the game and quietly left after shaking my hand at the final whistle. What I'm trying to say is that the man had respect but absolutely no fucking bottle, and we've got harder librarians up in Norfolk than most of the "diamond geezers" you cockney fucking wankers wax lyrical about. Now fuck off, before I come down there and show you how it's fucking done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 17 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: The fiddler requests they both be washed and sent to my room. Clingfilm, laxative and broad-mindedness will be on the menu. It's a bird... it's a plane... it's Spunky in a phone box transforming himself into Captain Coprophilia! Perhaps Roops can knit you a brown 'scat-hero' costume if you ask nicely. Fuck off you disgusting cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 I won't hear a bad word about him (not unless my hearing-aid is plugged in) 🦻 Lovely bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 Was gonna do a nom about this useless fucking plastic gangster, but thought better he's not worth the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Now now Mr. Cialis, there's no need for all the hostility. When is your significant other next having a few bottles of pinot noir? You should be able to get your leg over then (assuming the pills are working). Boring. I wish the fiddler would make me laugh. Can you say something funny which isn't sex, piss, shit or spunk-related? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Boring. I wish the fiddler would make me laugh. Can you say something funny which isn't sex, piss, shit or spunk-related? He is a soupçon too ‘spunky’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 On 13/10/2022 at 22:40, Cuntybaws said: Maybe then, not so much now. I'm sure she'd say the same about me. (Well, definitely the second part.) Her daughter reminds me of someone - I think it might be Crystal Tipps. From the neck upwards she looks like that gay cunt in Robb Roy played by Tim Roth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: Here's a doozy for ya. How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't fucking matter, there's no leccy in Gaza. LOL Lol lol Lolololol. Brilliant. I almost spat my tea out laughing, Dick. Here's another, right back at'chya: How many lightbulbs can you fit up The Fiddler's arsehole? None – there's already two dozen up there!! LOL Lol lol. Lolololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 How many Dave Courtney's does it take to cover a light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 51 minutes ago, Neil said: How many Dave Courtney's does it take to cover a light bulb? When cunts like him top themselves, it’s usually because they’re about to be outed as a shit fairy. Expect some revelations in the coming weeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: I met Dave a few times when I used to drink in The Blind Beggar back in my trading days. Boxing Day 2007, Norwich vs Charlton was on the box and I was trying to enjoy the game in peace with a pie and a pint. Next thing you know Dave's jumped up to his full height of 5'3, giving it large over a dodgy offside decision. Ordinarily I would be able to tolerate a man showing a bit of passion for his team, but he was with some black sort and it instantly gave me the needle. Needless to say after a quiet word he didn't make a sound for the rest of the game and quietly left after shaking my hand at the final whistle. What I'm trying to say is that the man had respect but absolutely no fucking bottle, and we've got harder librarians up in Norfolk than most of the "diamond geezers" you cockney fucking wankers wax lyrical about. Now fuck off, before I come down there and show you how it's fucking done. The Blind Beggar, Boxing Day 2007… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 43 minutes ago, Frank said: The Blind Beggar, Boxing Day 2007… The Barbican Centre, 12 May 2009... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When cunts like him top themselves, it’s usually because they’re about to be outed as a shit fairy. Expect some revelations in the coming weeks. I do wonder if he killed himself in a Jeffrey Epstein way? It's a bit like the war in Gaza or blacks knifing each other,either way I couldn't give a cows cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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