Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: A post about football? You old barbarian Jewdy! PINK FINAL!! There wasn't a single mention of Stavros, kebabs, or returning home from the pub. Not one of his better efforts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There wasn't a single mention of Stavros, kebabs, or returning home from the pub. Not one of his better efforts. He's our small town, parochial rant-merchant Wiz, and neither of us would have it any different. Without him, I would have gassed the whole of Salford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Did Lenny know the Krays? Yes. He was one one of the 2.6 million people who were in the same class as them at school. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. He was one one of the 2.6 million people who were in the same class as them at school. They woz very good to their mums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Oh the grand old Duke of York, He had congenital spherocytosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Any cunting of Jewdy normally gets a nod and often a like from my corner, however to cunt the mighty Charlton Athletic does not. On second thoughts fuck it they have been atrocious since Curbishley left. Alan Pardew is also a total cunt. I remember going to the Valley with my brothers to see Spurs get destroyed 4-0. At the time spurs were in the old 2nd division and were pissing it. The fucking ground was massive. We were at the back of this huge fucking bank and could barely see the pitch, we were so high up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember going to the Valley with my brothers to see Spurs get destroyed 4-0. At the time spurs were in the old 2nd division and were pissing it. The fucking ground was massive. We were at the back of this huge fucking bank and could barely see the pitch, we were so high up. Was this in 1970s Gyper's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember going to the Valley with my brothers to see Spurs get destroyed 4-0. At the time spurs were in the old 2nd division and were pissing it. The fucking ground was massive. We were at the back of this huge fucking bank and could barely see the pitch, we were so high up. On some old lady’s roof nicking the lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: We were at the back of this huge fucking bank and could barely see the pitch, we were so high up. Do you mean you were smoking dope behind Barclays rather than watching a bunch of irons. If not, you're no longer top cuntess on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Was this in 1970s Gyper's? 77 I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Alan Pardew is also a total cunt.... ......as Jose Fonte will attest. Allegedly. 😁😁😁😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: ......as Jose Fonte will attest. Allegedly. 😁😁😁😁 I forgot about that. Pardew is still a cunt though, however I would doff my cap if I wore one, in respect of banging the Degos wife. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I forgot about that. Pardew is still a cunt though, however I would doff my cap if I wore one, in respect of banging the Degos wife. Quite. Bit of a dark horse, Pards.... 🤨😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 19 hours ago, The Guard said: They woz very good to their mums. I've just had a fucking massive, slightly stodgy shit. As I watched it helplessly slide around the u-bend, I thought to myself, this is a far, far sadder event than your being lowered in to the ground will be. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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