Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Today the good people of Norwich celebrated their team’s conquest of the second division (yeah, I call it the second division despite what some sharp suited, gutter crawling, marketing cunt wants to call it) by parading the trophy around on an open top bus. Unfortunately the bus broke down. Hey.... these things happen, no need to take the piss. But what astonishes me is that they then called up an open top Norwich tourist bus as a replacement. Do what? Do fucking what? Tourists?....... in Norwich? On an open top bus? What the fuck are these foreign cunts looking at as they gaze down on the streets of Norwich? I’m fucked if I know. However, you have to hand it to the carrotcrunchers. At least some of them have the brains and entrepreneurial spirit to figure out how to screw money out of dumb tourists. Fair play I say, can we stop taking the piss out of the wankers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Today the good people of Norwich celebrated their team’s conquest of the second division (yeah, I call it the second division despite what some sharp suited, gutter crawling, marketing cunt wants to call it) by parading the trophy around on an open top bus. Unfortunately the bus broke down. Hey.... these things happen, no need to take the piss. But what astonishes me is that they then called up an open top Norwich tourist bus as a replacement. Do what? Do fucking what? Tourists?....... in Norwich? On an open top bus? What the fuck are these foreign cunts looking at as they gaze down on the streets of Norwich? I’m fucked if I know. However, you have to hand it to the carrotcrunchers. At least some of them have the brains and entrepreneurial spirit to figure out how to screw money out of dumb tourists. Fair play I say, can we stop taking the piss out of the wankers now? I thought this nomination was going to be about masturbation on public transport. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: I thought this nomination was going to be about masturbation on public transport. Of course you did, it's what you would have done! Pervert. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I thought this nomination was going to be about masturbation on public transport. As opposed to in the back of your Roller on the way to some imaginary golfing event (spunkfest). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: As opposed to in the back of your Roller on the way to some imaginary golfing event (spunkfest). Punker's new annual festival, to be held in a lay-by in Cheshire, inspired by a Wayne's World type vision of Jim Morrison telling him "If you book it, they will cum". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: As opposed to in the back of your Roller on the way to some imaginary golfing event (spunkfest). A peasant ye are and a peasant ye will remain... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I thought this nomination was going to be about masturbation on public transport. So did I. By the way, is Neil still banned from all buses in Britain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: So did I. By the way, is Neil still banned from all buses in Britain? Banned from Britain completely would be better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: Today the good people of Norwich celebrated their team’s conquest of the second division (yeah, I call it the second division despite what some sharp suited, gutter crawling, marketing cunt wants to call it) by parading the trophy around on an open top bus. Unfortunately the bus broke down. Hey.... these things happen, no need to take the piss. But what astonishes me is that they then called up an open top Norwich tourist bus as a replacement. Do what? Do fucking what? Tourists?....... in Norwich? On an open top bus? What the fuck are these foreign cunts looking at as they gaze down on the streets of Norwich? I’m fucked if I know. However, you have to hand it to the carrotcrunchers. At least some of them have the brains and entrepreneurial spirit to figure out how to screw money out of dumb tourists. Fair play I say, can we stop taking the piss out of the wankers now? It will be the end of season 2020/21 when they do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A peasant ye are and a peasant ye will remain... lol. God bless you sir Thank you sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A peasant ye are and a peasant ye will remain... lol. Little Willy is very bitter, ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: A peasant ye are and a peasant ye will remain... lol. ‘DO NOT RESUSCITATE’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So did I. By the way, is Neil still banned from all buses in Britain? I'll have you know I'm welcome on all buses,i know how to conduct myself........ I'm 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I'll have you know I'm welcome on all buses,i know how to conduct myself........ I'm 'ere all week That's the ticket One night only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 And if you were really up to date with the current affairs of Narridge you would know why the bus broke down. Apparently First is renewing their buses in other areas and relocating their 17+year old stock to our fine city. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ha, this was the first thing that came to my mind. Even though I'm biased, with all the multi-billion pound bollocks and corporate shit of the Premier League, I think that it's quite refreshing that there's still a bit of amateurish, parochial charm in the game. On the ball city, we will get destroyed next season, but at least we have got a bit of character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ha, this was the first thing that came to my mind. Even though I'm biased, with all the multi-billion pound bollocks and corporate shit of the Premier League, I think that it's quite refreshing that there's still a bit of amateurish, parochial charm in the game. On the ball city, we will get destroyed next season, but at least we have got a bit of character. I'm not overly gloomy about our prospects, but if we're relegated next year then we'll have a big pile of cash to console ourselves with. To get destroyed in the Premier League on a weekly basis you have to get there first. That's something Charlton and the Wheelies have fuck all hope of doing in the next 50 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, DrCunt said: To get destroyed in the Premier League on a weekly basis you have to get there first. That's something Charlton and the Wheelies have fuck all hope of doing in the next 50 years. Indeed. Another piss-poor, London also-ran nothing club, with average attendance's below 12,000, no glory since Curbishley, and a shit stadium with even shitter fans. Fuck off, Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. Another piss-poor, London also-ran nothing club, with average attendance's below 12,000, no glory since Curbishley, and a shit stadium with even shitter fans. Fuck off, Judge. Any cunting of Jewdy normally gets a nod and often a like from my corner, however to cunt the mighty Charlton Athletic does not. On second thoughts fuck it they have been atrocious since Curbishley left. Alan Pardew is also a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 18 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Any cunting of Jewdy normally gets a nod and often a like from my corner, however to cunt the mighty Charlton Athletic does not. On second thoughts fuck it they have been atrocious since Curbishley left. Alan Pardew is also a total cunt. The last game I went to, Lennie Lawrence was in charge and they were still good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last game I went to, Lennie Lawrence was in charge and they were still good. Did Lenny know the Krays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last game I went to, Lennie Lawrence was in charge and they were still good. We were under Lenny despite being in a lot of financial trouble, (standard procedure there) got a promotion I believe after he took over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 23 hours ago, judgetwi said: Today the good people of Norwich celebrated their team’s conquest of the second division (yeah, I call it the second division despite what some sharp suited, gutter crawling, marketing cunt wants to call it) by parading the trophy around on an open top bus. Unfortunately the bus broke down. Hey.... these things happen, no need to take the piss. But what astonishes me is that they then called up an open top Norwich tourist bus as a replacement. Do what? Do fucking what? Tourists?....... in Norwich? On an open top bus? What the fuck are these foreign cunts looking at as they gaze down on the streets of Norwich? I’m fucked if I know. However, you have to hand it to the carrotcrunchers. At least some of them have the brains and entrepreneurial spirit to figure out how to screw money out of dumb tourists. Fair play I say, can we stop taking the piss out of the wankers now? A post about football? You old barbarian Jewdy! PINK FINAL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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