camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Flying out yesterday to Greece, and as soon the seatbelt light goes off, some fuckers immediately stand up and have conversations with fellow passengers. One such dickhead, spent nearly all the 3 hour flight standing in the aisle leaning on the seat in front of me, chatting to his mate. Passengers needing to use the bog (you notice how many cunts rush to the bog?) have to squeeze past these cunts, as well as blocking the cabin crew and their trolleys. What's wrong with these fucking idiots? Cabin crew should be allowed to taser these arsehats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 I was over Under, and Under was over Dunn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Same as cunts that as soon as the plane has landed are up in the aisle, that’s why I fly business class.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Same as cunts that as soon as the plane has landed are up in the aisle, that’s why I fly business class.... You fly to Jaywick Sands? Fuck me Eddie, respect! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You fly to Jaywick Sands? Fuck me Eddie, respect! Funnily enough, the airfield is on the border of shanty town. @ratcum, you ever landed at Clacton airfield? Shitty field, wedged between two low rent golf courses, with a 40 year old Portakabin as a 'tower'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funnily enough, the airfield is on the border of shanty town. @ratcum, you ever landed at Clacton airfield? Shitty field, wedged between two low rent golf courses, with a 40 year old Portakabin as a 'tower'. Not Chicken Town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not Chicken Town? No. Jaysick has been known as shanty town forever. why chicken town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Same as cunts that as soon as the plane has landed are up in the aisle... I loathe and detest those filthy fucking cunts with every fibre of my being. It gives me great joy when in row one or thereabouts to remain comfortably in my seat while they bustle about like angry little ants in their desperation to get off. Then, as the door opens and the stewardess opens her mouth to give the "You can now exit the plane" speech, I elbow my way into the aisle and spend as long as humanly possible getting my bag out of the overhead locker and putting my coat on, then check the lockers again on both sides, while the wankers behind me fulminate and tut and curse more loudly with every passing second. One day one of them is going to have a heart attack and die, and when they do I shall bound off the plane at that point, laughing as the rest of the cunts are trapped behind the fat corpse, as the stench of its final involuntary bowel evacuation fills the recycled air. Fuckers that they are! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No. Jaysick has been known as shanty town forever. why chicken town? It fucking gets you fucking down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. Jaysick has been known as shanty town forever. why chicken town? Leave me alone Eric. I'm sucking my 5th white Russian. Fnaar, fnaar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 We landed once and the pilot gave his final speech ending in "enjoy your stay and thank you for flying BA" but he left the microphone on and subsequently proceeded to tell his mate "I'm busting for a shit so badly and I cant wait to shag the arse of of that new stewardess",on hearing that he'd left the tannoy on the stewardess sprinted from the back of the plane to warn him but fell arse over head when tripping over an old girls bag,the old lady peered over her seat at the prostrate woman and said "there's no rush love, he wants a shit first!" Fuck off 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funnily enough, the airfield is on the border of shanty town. @ratcum, you ever landed at Clacton airfield? Shitty field, wedged between two low rent golf courses, with a 40 year old Portakabin as a 'tower'. I haven't had the pleasure. I used read a flying rag and was regularly published on the letters page, until I told them they were sad twats for reviewing facilities at airfields. By facilities, I don't mean price of avgas but rather how good their cake and cappuccino was. If I'd wanted to be that pedestrian I'd have taken up bowls. Ex military fields are best as there's more approach routes. Even with cows on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I loathe and detest those filthy fucking cunts with every fibre of my being. It gives me great joy when in row one or thereabouts to remain comfortably in my seat while they bustle about like angry little ants in their desperation to get off. Then, as the door opens and the stewardess opens her mouth to give the "You can now exit the plane" speech, I elbow my way into the aisle and spend as long as humanly possible getting my bag out of the overhead locker and putting my coat on, then check the lockers again on both sides, while the wankers behind me fulminate and tut and curse more loudly with every passing second. One day one of them is going to have a heart attack and die, and when they do I shall bound off the plane at that point, laughing as the rest of the cunts are trapped behind the fat corpse, as the stench of its final involuntary bowel evacuation fills the recycled air. Fuckers that they are! Bit ott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was over Under, and Under was over Dunn. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I haven't had the pleasure. I used read a flying rag and was regularly published on the letters page, until I told them they were sad twats for reviewing facilities at airfields. By facilities, I don't mean price of avgas but rather how good their cake and cappuccino was. If I'd wanted to be that pedestrian I'd have taken up bowls. Ex military fields are best as there's more approach routes. Even with cows on them. You fuckin sick fuckin fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" "It's his ship now, he's the main man, the head honcho.. the big CHEEESE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "It's his ship now, he's the main man, the head honcho.. the big CHEEESE!" I'm breaking out this DVD when I get back to pecker towers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 15 hours ago, Eddie said: Bit ott. I have only the faintest recollection of actually writing it. Immaculate fucking grammar, though, under the circumstances, you've got to admit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 On 03/05/2019 at 11:38, Eric Cuntman said: I was over Under, and Under was over Dunn. You were under Oveur and I was over Dunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You were under Oveur and I was over Dunn Sounds like you were both Dunn Oveur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like you were both Dunn Oveur Just a little under, Gyps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "It's his ship now, he's the main man, the head honcho.. the big CHEEESE!" Those lights are blinking out of sequence. Get them to blink in sequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 On 03/05/2019 at 16:24, camberwell gypsy said: Flying out yesterday to Greece, and as soon the seatbelt light goes off, some fuckers immediately stand up and have conversations with fellow passengers. One such dickhead, spent nearly all the 3 hour flight standing in the aisle leaning on the seat in front of me, chatting to his mate. Passengers needing to use the bog (you notice how many cunts rush to the bog?) have to squeeze past these cunts, as well as blocking the cabin crew and their trolleys. What's wrong with these fucking idiots? Cabin crew should be allowed to taser these arsehats. I have my own way of dealing with the furtive plane plebeians. A build up to a noisy coughing session, followed by a fumbling search for an inhaler makes the fuckers agitated further. With no place to go, avoiding my spit and intensifying noise gets them into a complete state of a commercial poultry farm and head on trample, but leaves me with plenty of breathing space. Fucking mob. Asthma has its upside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted February 19, 2020 Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 On 03/05/2019 at 16:24, camberwell gypsy said: Flying out yesterday to Greece, and as soon the seatbelt light goes off, some fuckers immediately stand up and have conversations with fellow passengers. One such dickhead, spent nearly all the 3 hour flight standing in the aisle leaning on the seat in front of me, chatting to his mate. Passengers needing to use the bog (you notice how many cunts rush to the bog?) have to squeeze past these cunts, as well as blocking the cabin crew and their trolleys. What's wrong with these fucking idiots? Cabin crew should be allowed to taser these arsehats. Your own fucking fault. Greece. Spain. Portugal. Utter cuntling destinations full of 'why don't you serve chips' mongoloid gorilla cunts. Want to avoid flight spastics? Go to places the average lardy fucking douche can't find deep fried spud and daddy's sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2020 36 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Your own fucking fault. Greece. Spain. Portugal. Utter cuntling destinations full of 'why don't you serve chips' mongoloid gorilla cunts. Want to avoid flight spastics? Go to places the average lardy fucking douche can't find deep fried spud and daddy's sauce. I go to 5* hotels which thankfully none of these peasants can afford. These hotels are off the beaten track, with their own private beach. So the only time I come into contact with the Everlast wearing tossers is on the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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