Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 35 minutes ago, Ape said: This comment could equally be aimed at Withers - what a pair of fucking idiots. Tesco, beans, helicopters, Airfix, lol lol lol. I've moved on, you haven't. Go shit behind a neighbour's tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: I've moved on, you haven't. Go shit behind a neighbour's tree. Lol lol fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Lol lol fuck off. I rest my case. Bored now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I rest my case. Bored now. I’ve been bored for months. Bored of your drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: I’ve been bored for months. Bored of your drivel. Can you account for your whereabouts when Jill Dando was shot ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Can you account for your whereabouts when Jill Dando was shot ? I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol. Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur. On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: On second thoughts did you once date Sue Barker? Chris Evert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chris Evert. “You cannot be serious!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Ahh so you used to work as Cliff Richards chauffeur. Chuffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: “You cannot be serious!” Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot. I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot. I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though. I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout. "Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout. "Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide." Wearing just his sheepskin and fuck all else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'd let John Motson pipe me provided he supplied match style commentary throughout. "Look at Ratty! He's working it round the edge of my box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide." Massive turbot tippler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, I had a couple of wanks over her about 1982, and that gymnast, Suzanne Dando, no relation to the one I claimed to have shot. I think that counts as 'dating' to a 10 year old. The original Daisy Duke was supreme chancellor of the wank-bank though. Who did you claim to have shot,? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who did you claim to have shot,? The butler, in the library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can. I was standing behind her holding a pistol. The police already fitted up one fucking retard for that, so they won't make the same mistake with another one.😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: The butler, in the library I shot Andy Warhol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The police already fitted up one fucking retard for that, so they won't make the same mistake with another one.😁 See, under manned and despite all the negative publicity the boys in blue will always find the right backward, harmless moron to confess. Evening All. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I shot Andy Warhol. But I did not kill the deputy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I shot Andy Warhol. I drew the chalk line around his corpse. It sold for 28 million dollars at Sotheby’s last year. I was hoping for a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I shot Andy Warhol. I'm Jimmy Hoffa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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