camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Betterthanyou said: The last few pages is some of the most boring shit I've ever read, you should be ashamed of yourselves. You are most kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Genuine question, what exactly do we import from the septics outside of shite superhero films that mongs enjoy and apple products? and is a trade deal with them really that important? I thought we imported more stuff from the chinks and europe than from them by far. Shortbread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Americans are incapable of staying out of business not their own. If they think they can create a new untapped war profiteering market and make money on it, they'll send their military advisers and begin constructing their next coup to destabilize a sovereign entity. This particular cunt has nailed her colours well and truly to the anti-British flag. Whilst most American politicians are respectful of our monarchy, this cunt, when asked what aspects of the British political system she'd take back to America, answered: "Not the monarchy, we fought a war to get rid of that". Now I hate the royal family and am an ardent republican, but you'd expect a foreign politician whilst on British soil, especially one from our so called closest ally, to show a bit more tact and respect. Pelosi clearly doesn't give a shit and I'd wager that the next St Patrick's day parade in New York will see her waltzing down 5th avenue stark bollock naked whilst wearing a union jack as a tena incontinence pad. It's not as if she hasn't already metaphorically pissed all over the alleged "Special Relationship". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Betterthanyou said: Nope, I find trains about as interesting as I find you. Have you ever thought of volunteering for clinical trials as a cure for insomnia? Warning, by suggesting that, you are treading on Wiz's toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: This particular cunt has nailed her colours well and truly to the anti-British flag. Whilst most American politicians are respectful of our monarchy, this cunt, when asked what aspects of the British political system she'd take back to America, answered: "Not the monarchy, we fought a war to get rid of that". Now I hate the royal family and am an ardent republican, but you'd expect a foreign politician whilst on British soil, especially one from our so called closest ally, to show a bit more tact and respect. Pelosi clearly doesn't give a shit and I'd wager that the next St Patrick's day parade in New York will see her waltzing down 5th avenue stark bollock naked whilst wearing a union jack as a tena incontinence pad. It's not as if she hasn't already metaphorically pissed all over the alleged "Special Relationship". Americans lost the plot for showing respect to any other country ages ago. Pelosi is a dullard. It speaks volumes that their democrats took power and immediately put her back into the Speaker position, for a reason their own voters are vocally against...she has the most experience, or she's been there the longest and is therefore the most skilled at grafting and corruption in their party. Those magnificent yanks....no fucking clue what to do with the power they've acquired and perfectly happy to remain in a state of constant willful ignorance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Warning, by suggesting that, you are treading on Wiz's toes. Drew's drunk. Deal with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Betterthanyou said: Nope, I find trains about as interesting as I find you. Have you ever thought of volunteering for clinical trials as a cure for insomnia? Just wondering whether your mother knows that you are using her computer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Drew's drunk. Deal with him. So am I .. now please step outside so that we can "discuss" this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, The Guard said: Just wondering whether your mother knows that you are using her computer? If I was I would at least be able to ask her, unlike yours as her suicide through son disappointment and shame seems to of turned you very dull and vapid, surely it isn't what she would of wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: If I was I would at least be able to ask her, unlike yours as her suicide through son disappointment and shame seems to of turned you very dull and vapid, surely it isn't what she would of wanted. I am currently rather drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: I am currently rather drunk. Well you know that anyway and I don't care so what a pointless statement. Unless you're at your mothers wake, then it would just be my uncanny timing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Genuine question, what exactly do we import from the septics outside of shite superhero films that mongs enjoy and apple products? and is a trade deal with them really that important? I thought we imported more stuff from the chinks and europe than from them by far. Obesity 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 The Lancashire Police say that there is no place for hate in Preston .. that'll teach the daft cunts who had the traincrew messroom demolished at Preston Railway Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 17/04/2019 at 01:41, King Billy said: Obesity My wife was upset when the airline made her pay for two seats because of her size. "Don't worry," I consoled her. "At least you'll get an extra meal." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, scotty said: My wife was upset when the airline made her pay for two seats because of her size. "Don't worry," I consoled her. "At least you'll get an extra meal." They only do the extra meal if its not a wide bodied jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 56 minutes ago, scotty said: My wife was upset when the airline made her pay for two seats because of her size. "Don't worry," I consoled her. "At least you'll get an extra meal." Oi Sprotto, apparently the late June Whitfield's embalmed clitoris (with hood) is being auctioned on the dark web. How about we go halves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 17/04/2019 at 02:08, Decimus said: Pelosi clearly doesn't give a shit and I'd wager that the next St Patrick's day parade in New York will see her waltzing down 5th avenue stark bollock naked whilst wearing a union jack as a tena incontinence pad. I thought there ain’t no crack in the Union Jack? I’m sure that’s what I heard drifting out of the pub I passed on the Fulham Road in January, though I might have misheard. Pelosi is an undeniable Cunt. Just be grateful she won’t run for The Oval. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Oi Sprotto, apparently the late June Whitfield's embalmed clitoris (with hood) is being auctioned on the dark web. How about we go halves? I'll pass on that one, ratty. Obviously I'm keen, but money's tight at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: My wife was upset when the airline made her pay for two seats because of her size. "Don't worry," I consoled her. "At least you'll get an extra meal." Neil got arrested for wanking on an airplane to Bangcock. They did him for High-Jacking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 16 minutes ago, scotty said: I'll pass on that one, ratty. Obviously I'm keen, but money's tight at the moment. Okay, in that case can I just borrow some Jeyes Fluid then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Okay, in that case can I just borrow some Jeyes Fluid then? I'd recommend Clittol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 5 hours ago, ratcum said: Okay, in that case can I just borrow some Jeyes Fluid then? People don't use Vim on their floors anymore. It's all 'illicit bong' nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Just now, scotty said: You're welcome to her scrotes, I'm about done with her anyway. What, your leftovers? I might be a French mongrel, but I have some pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: People don't use Vim on their floors anymore. It's all 'illicit bong' nowadays. Eric, I fear I have wronged Bubba. It is now obvious that it was Wizturd. What a boring grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2019 Report Share Posted April 20, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Eric, I fear I have wronged Bubba. It is now obvious that it was Wizturd. What a boring grass. What the fuck are you on about now? Did Wiz report you for saying things that are dirty about Mrs Shipman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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